Bryan Gutmann
@bryangutmann.bsky.social
Guys, what we even doing anymore?
Gonna update the Magic 8 Ball with a side that says “I DON’T know - CAN you??”
October 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Gonna update the Magic 8 Ball with a side that says “I DON’T know - CAN you??”
Along the lines of the “no talking” option in an Uber, you should be able to pre-check to an auto care place and check a “Don’t tell me about extra stuff” box about my car.
October 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Along the lines of the “no talking” option in an Uber, you should be able to pre-check to an auto care place and check a “Don’t tell me about extra stuff” box about my car.
There’s gonna be a White House Comedy Festival soon, isn’t there?
September 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
There’s gonna be a White House Comedy Festival soon, isn’t there?
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I like to think this Riyadh festival is a big Ocean’s 11 style caper designed to help Pete Davidson avenge his father.
September 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I like to think this Riyadh festival is a big Ocean’s 11 style caper designed to help Pete Davidson avenge his father.
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A rich and powerful man voluntarily bearing a cross onstage, but adding wheels so it's not remotely difficult, is the perfect picture for our country.
September 22, 2025 at 2:48 PM
A rich and powerful man voluntarily bearing a cross onstage, but adding wheels so it's not remotely difficult, is the perfect picture for our country.
Do I just fast forward through podcast ads more these days, or have we all stopped caring as much if our clothes are antimicrobial?
September 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Do I just fast forward through podcast ads more these days, or have we all stopped caring as much if our clothes are antimicrobial?
I want a re-release of the original Jurassic Park that pulls a ‘Reverse George Lucas’ and inserts the originally intended stop-motion animation.
July 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I want a re-release of the original Jurassic Park that pulls a ‘Reverse George Lucas’ and inserts the originally intended stop-motion animation.
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I love late night shows and will always love late night shows. There’s a showbiz magic to hundreds of people throwing together an entire entertainment program for a live studio audience that will then be on television that same night. Regardless of business or if you like them, just kind of magical.
July 18, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I love late night shows and will always love late night shows. There’s a showbiz magic to hundreds of people throwing together an entire entertainment program for a live studio audience that will then be on television that same night. Regardless of business or if you like them, just kind of magical.
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So kinda feels like we’ve conclusively proved there’s more way more of us then there are of them and now we need to, with clear eyes, look at the platform, the messaging, and the candidate quality to turn marchers into voters. Gotta give people something, can’t just say other guy sucks.
June 15, 2025 at 1:18 AM
So kinda feels like we’ve conclusively proved there’s more way more of us then there are of them and now we need to, with clear eyes, look at the platform, the messaging, and the candidate quality to turn marchers into voters. Gotta give people something, can’t just say other guy sucks.
Shoutout Xanga - I’ll emo out all over again!
i'll go back to xanga i don't give a shit
May 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Shoutout Xanga - I’ll emo out all over again!
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I’m going to break my “don’t make fun of how people look even if they suck” rule to point out that RFK Jr looks like the alien dad from The Mac & Me
April 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I’m going to break my “don’t make fun of how people look even if they suck” rule to point out that RFK Jr looks like the alien dad from The Mac & Me
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I see it. I have lived it. 83 years ago, the U.S. government turned upon a group of its own citizens and residents and sent them to internment camps without due process. I was there among them. American fascism is back. It is here. It is now.
April 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I see it. I have lived it. 83 years ago, the U.S. government turned upon a group of its own citizens and residents and sent them to internment camps without due process. I was there among them. American fascism is back. It is here. It is now.
Upon further discussion Kath and I have confirmed that I’m in fact great.
Pls read the thread oh no I knew this would happen
April 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Upon further discussion Kath and I have confirmed that I’m in fact great.
LOLOL (it’s true 💣)
April 12, 2025 at 1:00 PM
LOLOL (it’s true 💣)
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But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned
March 3, 2025 at 1:25 PM
But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned
Attn: @pftompkins.bsky.social
Four endangered Western Santa Cruz Galápagos tortoises hatched at the Philadelphia Zoo for the first time in its 151-year history. nyti.ms/420PFKC
April 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Attn: @pftompkins.bsky.social
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Always fucking whining. Just an endless pity party by a man who’s been handed everything in life. Constantly playing the victim about anyone who makes fun of him while waving a toy chainsaw as he laughs about firing people. (hands on hips) “People are so mean!” Loser behavior.
Musk: I mean, have you Tim Walz, who is a huge jerk, running on stage with the Tesla stock price.. What an evil thing to do. What a creep, what a jerk. Like who derives joy from that?
March 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Always fucking whining. Just an endless pity party by a man who’s been handed everything in life. Constantly playing the victim about anyone who makes fun of him while waving a toy chainsaw as he laughs about firing people. (hands on hips) “People are so mean!” Loser behavior.
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Conservatives Boycott Computers After Noticing Keyboard Can Be Used To Type ‘Trans’
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March 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Conservatives Boycott Computers After Noticing Keyboard Can Be Used To Type ‘Trans’
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Being middle aged during these times is wild because it’s like, will I die of a preventable disease, will I die as a casualty in WW3, or will I live long enough to die when humankind gets eradicated by climate change?
February 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Being middle aged during these times is wild because it’s like, will I die of a preventable disease, will I die as a casualty in WW3, or will I live long enough to die when humankind gets eradicated by climate change?
Hi, @eve6.bsky.social - is Edwin McCain on here?
February 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Hi, @eve6.bsky.social - is Edwin McCain on here?
I do indeed ❤️ NY.
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February 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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This may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies, we COULD ask Mothra for help
February 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
This may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies, we COULD ask Mothra for help
Could someone explain those big flat fish to me, please?
January 31, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Could someone explain those big flat fish to me, please?
Libraries are cool.
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January 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM