Bryan Donaldson
@bryandonaldson.bsky.social
I write penis jokes that a handsome man reads on TV
“This morally bankrupt work is not what I signed up for when I accepted this job on the Death Star”
Palantir employees are pressing company leadership over its work for ICE in internal company Slacks obtained by @wired.com
"In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."
Scoop from @makenakelly.bsky.social
"In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."
Scoop from @makenakelly.bsky.social
Palantir Defends Work With ICE to Staff Following Killing of Alex Pretti
“In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this,” one worker wrote on Slack.
www.wired.com
January 26, 2026 at 11:28 PM
“This morally bankrupt work is not what I signed up for when I accepted this job on the Death Star”
You gotta hand it to Nicorette—using packaging that’s nearly impossible to open when you’re stressed is a pretty solid bit
January 19, 2026 at 7:19 PM
You gotta hand it to Nicorette—using packaging that’s nearly impossible to open when you’re stressed is a pretty solid bit
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So much of American history is just impulsive and extremely stupid elites, who don't believe in consequences because they have never personally experienced them, doing highly consequential stuff because they're bored or believe it might make them richer. I guess a lot of our culture, too.
January 3, 2026 at 7:22 PM
So much of American history is just impulsive and extremely stupid elites, who don't believe in consequences because they have never personally experienced them, doing highly consequential stuff because they're bored or believe it might make them richer. I guess a lot of our culture, too.
hey grok, show the emperor with no clothes
January 3, 2026 at 7:42 PM
hey grok, show the emperor with no clothes
To be fair, he did say it was supposed to be the EVERYTHING app
January 2, 2026 at 11:56 PM
To be fair, he did say it was supposed to be the EVERYTHING app
It’s always the ones you least respect
David Brooks, who wrote in the NYT last month, "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out" is... in the latest Epstein photo dump published by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov.
He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
December 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
It’s always the ones you least respect
Reposted by Bryan Donaldson
Seth Meyers closed out Thursday night’s "A Closer Look" with a pointed—and personal—message about Jimmy Kimmel’s sudden suspension and its implications for free speech in America.
Seth Meyers Calls Out Kimmel Suspension in Defiant ‘Closer Look’
Seth Meyers closed out Thursday night’s "A Closer Look" with a pointed—and personal—message about Jimmy Kimmel’s sudden suspension and its implications for free speech in America.
dlvr.it
September 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Seth Meyers closed out Thursday night’s "A Closer Look" with a pointed—and personal—message about Jimmy Kimmel’s sudden suspension and its implications for free speech in America.
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Ever since Amber Ruffin's gig at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner was cancelled, she’s learned the importance of “both sides.” youtu.be/rUlTIeKeTVA?...
Amber Ruffin Defends Both Sides After Her Cancelled White House Correspondents' Gig
YouTube video by Late Night with Seth Meyers
youtu.be
April 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Ever since Amber Ruffin's gig at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner was cancelled, she’s learned the importance of “both sides.” youtu.be/rUlTIeKeTVA?...
If you’re cold, she’s cold. Bring her inside!
March 21, 2025 at 3:27 AM
If you’re cold, she’s cold. Bring her inside!
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One hundred years ago this week, a young man, about to leave to fight in the trenches, wrote a poem for his fiancee, who was in a sanatorium dying of tuberculosis. Forty-four years later the poem was discovered and turned into a song. The song? "Yakety yak (Don't talk back)"
December 22, 2024 at 3:27 AM
One hundred years ago this week, a young man, about to leave to fight in the trenches, wrote a poem for his fiancee, who was in a sanatorium dying of tuberculosis. Forty-four years later the poem was discovered and turned into a song. The song? "Yakety yak (Don't talk back)"
Writing checks is so silly. "Yes, of course you may have 75 dollars and 37 cents! But you'll have to go down to the bank to get it. Here, I'll write you a little note to let them know I said it was okay."
December 20, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Writing checks is so silly. "Yes, of course you may have 75 dollars and 37 cents! But you'll have to go down to the bank to get it. Here, I'll write you a little note to let them know I said it was okay."
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE BABY IS NO LONGER ON BOARD
December 20, 2024 at 3:37 AM
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE BABY IS NO LONGER ON BOARD
I usually just tell my landlord I have a headache
December 12, 2024 at 10:39 PM
I usually just tell my landlord I have a headache
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telling the Benihana chef he's made a powerful enemy today but it's drowned out by laughter as he flicks a 7th shrimp into my shirt pocket
December 11, 2024 at 5:16 PM
telling the Benihana chef he's made a powerful enemy today but it's drowned out by laughter as he flicks a 7th shrimp into my shirt pocket
Ever since last week's shooting, I no longer feel safe arbitrarily denying medical claims on the streets of New York City
December 11, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Ever since last week's shooting, I no longer feel safe arbitrarily denying medical claims on the streets of New York City
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All Santa songs are like:
He’s got a peppermint ass
And big huge pants
Big beard as long as a tree
So put a slice of plump cake
Upon a plate
And leave it for the guy to see
He’s got a peppermint ass
And big huge pants
Big beard as long as a tree
So put a slice of plump cake
Upon a plate
And leave it for the guy to see
December 10, 2024 at 8:44 AM
All Santa songs are like:
He’s got a peppermint ass
And big huge pants
Big beard as long as a tree
So put a slice of plump cake
Upon a plate
And leave it for the guy to see
He’s got a peppermint ass
And big huge pants
Big beard as long as a tree
So put a slice of plump cake
Upon a plate
And leave it for the guy to see
What’s the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Value Meal?
wtf does being suspicious at a McDonalds even MEAN
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
December 9, 2024 at 6:17 PM
What’s the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Value Meal?
Turning off the Bears game and asking if anyone wants to talk politics
November 28, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Turning off the Bears game and asking if anyone wants to talk politics
when another boy has a 1980 Mercedes-Benz SL500 that was once owned by Lauren Bacall
November 27, 2024 at 6:55 PM
when another boy has a 1980 Mercedes-Benz SL500 that was once owned by Lauren Bacall
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Reminder that some of the hotlines people are sharing for crisis conversations 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐡 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐬, regardless of what your wishes are.
These ones won't.
Add'l notes in the 🧵
These ones won't.
Add'l notes in the 🧵
November 6, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Reminder that some of the hotlines people are sharing for crisis conversations 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐡 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐬, regardless of what your wishes are.
These ones won't.
Add'l notes in the 🧵
These ones won't.
Add'l notes in the 🧵