Bryan Wood
@brwtwit.bsky.social
Cheaper than Ed Mertz, and just as fashionable.
Cars, motorcycles, photography, dream weaver, also actor
Van Nuys, CA
Cars, motorcycles, photography, dream weaver, also actor
Van Nuys, CA
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Cottage country is so tranquil this time of year.
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Cottage country is so tranquil this time of year.
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"This is definitely the first instance of one President blowing another President!" the curators of the presidential libraries of Millard Fillmore and Franklin Pierce exclaim a little too loudly, almost in unison.
November 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
"This is definitely the first instance of one President blowing another President!" the curators of the presidential libraries of Millard Fillmore and Franklin Pierce exclaim a little too loudly, almost in unison.
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happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM
happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day
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In a rare instance of genuinely good news, there's a promising new plan to render Citizens United moot. Here's why you shouldn't be surprised it comes from Montana: open.substack.com/pub/wessiler...
Citizens United Broke American Politics. This New Plan From Montana Aims To Fix That
By removing dark money from politics, The Montana Plan could restore American democracy
open.substack.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
In a rare instance of genuinely good news, there's a promising new plan to render Citizens United moot. Here's why you shouldn't be surprised it comes from Montana: open.substack.com/pub/wessiler...
Bubba is a pretty common name down south. Lots of people have dogs named bubba even. Who knows what kind of party this was.
I would of stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes.
I would of stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes.
November 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Bubba is a pretty common name down south. Lots of people have dogs named bubba even. Who knows what kind of party this was.
I would of stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes.
I would of stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes.
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Trump blowing Clinton is the first president on president blowjob scandal since Thomas Jefferson blew John Adams to celebrate the signing of the Declaration of Independence.
November 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Trump blowing Clinton is the first president on president blowjob scandal since Thomas Jefferson blew John Adams to celebrate the signing of the Declaration of Independence.
Add another one to the Clinton body count
this is a major blow from trump
November 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Add another one to the Clinton body count
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One of the real revelations of the Epstein emails is that Epstein himself was not especially bright, dispelling the "genius" tag that had always seemed ill fitting.
It's almost like there was some other reason rich and powerful men were drawn to him, some other skill he had. Weird.
It's almost like there was some other reason rich and powerful men were drawn to him, some other skill he had. Weird.
November 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
One of the real revelations of the Epstein emails is that Epstein himself was not especially bright, dispelling the "genius" tag that had always seemed ill fitting.
It's almost like there was some other reason rich and powerful men were drawn to him, some other skill he had. Weird.
It's almost like there was some other reason rich and powerful men were drawn to him, some other skill he had. Weird.
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Be like women and ruin the workplace by celebrating the 14th of November as tradition demands - BEGIN WITH A SUSTAINED SCREAM OF THIRTY SECONDS AND THEN PROMPTLY VANISH.
November 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Be like women and ruin the workplace by celebrating the 14th of November as tradition demands - BEGIN WITH A SUSTAINED SCREAM OF THIRTY SECONDS AND THEN PROMPTLY VANISH.
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If your church is turning away people who show up to your doors in good faith, you don't have a church. You have a very expensive book club with scarcely any wine.
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
If your church is turning away people who show up to your doors in good faith, you don't have a church. You have a very expensive book club with scarcely any wine.
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(throwing open my window) you there, boy, what day is this?
Goodness me, I stayed up late reading and it’s already Partially Muscled Skeleton Screaming by the Perimeter Fence Day. Hope you’ve all been good this year!
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
(throwing open my window) you there, boy, what day is this?
Are there just a lot of Corgis on Bsky, and not many Dachshunds? I love all short leg dogs, but I prefer the wiener dogs, algorithm.
November 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Are there just a lot of Corgis on Bsky, and not many Dachshunds? I love all short leg dogs, but I prefer the wiener dogs, algorithm.
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No one leaving New York City because of Mamdani, say two top real estate CEOs
No one leaving New York City because of Mamdani, say two top real estate CEOs
New York City Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani's democratic socialist views spark fears companies and capital will flee, but top real estate CEOs say it's not true.
cnb.cx
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
No one leaving New York City because of Mamdani, say two top real estate CEOs
Why is this guy fishing all day and not looking for a real job?
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Why is this guy fishing all day and not looking for a real job?
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NEW: DHS launched a $200mln+ ad campaign, featuring, Kristi Noem, aimed at stemming illegal immigration.
We found the firm secretly hired for the work has ties to Noem.
@justinelliott.bsky.social, @josh-kaplan.bsky.social & @amierjeski.bsky.social:
www.propublica.org/article/kris...
We found the firm secretly hired for the work has ties to Noem.
@justinelliott.bsky.social, @josh-kaplan.bsky.social & @amierjeski.bsky.social:
www.propublica.org/article/kris...
November 14, 2025 at 11:12 AM
NEW: DHS launched a $200mln+ ad campaign, featuring, Kristi Noem, aimed at stemming illegal immigration.
We found the firm secretly hired for the work has ties to Noem.
@justinelliott.bsky.social, @josh-kaplan.bsky.social & @amierjeski.bsky.social:
www.propublica.org/article/kris...
We found the firm secretly hired for the work has ties to Noem.
@justinelliott.bsky.social, @josh-kaplan.bsky.social & @amierjeski.bsky.social:
www.propublica.org/article/kris...
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8 years of "What is a woman?" and now it turns out that the comeback was "define a child"
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
8 years of "What is a woman?" and now it turns out that the comeback was "define a child"
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Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Standing By The Perimeter Fence And Screaming For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day today all who celebrate
November 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Standing By The Perimeter Fence And Screaming For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day today all who celebrate
The manospere needs less guys like this and like 5x more Nick Offermans
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The manospere needs less guys like this and like 5x more Nick Offermans
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This came up in FB Memories today, and,
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
This came up in FB Memories today, and,
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I like how full text search of every book and human thought ever was a SOLVED PROBLEM in 2001, and now dicks at search engines and my own phone – a piece of silicon faster to respond than God was ever imagined in scripture – prevent it from working, _as a retroactive infantilizing design choice_.
November 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I like how full text search of every book and human thought ever was a SOLVED PROBLEM in 2001, and now dicks at search engines and my own phone – a piece of silicon faster to respond than God was ever imagined in scripture – prevent it from working, _as a retroactive infantilizing design choice_.
I re-bleeted that. Hope I don't get suspended.
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I re-bleeted that. Hope I don't get suspended.