chef boy r dyl
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Posts are not my employer’s. They’re not even mine. They come from the ether, untethered by the confines of intelligent thought
Posts are not my employer’s. They’re not even mine. They come from the ether, untethered by the confines of intelligent thought
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Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
December 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
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Some experts expressed disagreement about whether the President can fly by flapping his arms very fast
December 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Some experts expressed disagreement about whether the President can fly by flapping his arms very fast
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"Santa Claus is coming to town" - festive, exciting
"Santa Claus is goin' to town" - concerning, possibly problematic
"Santa Claus is goin' to town" - concerning, possibly problematic
December 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
"Santa Claus is coming to town" - festive, exciting
"Santa Claus is goin' to town" - concerning, possibly problematic
"Santa Claus is goin' to town" - concerning, possibly problematic
Finally someone writes a song about the universal Christmas experience of dealing with the wet man
Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
December 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Finally someone writes a song about the universal Christmas experience of dealing with the wet man
If I post hard enough I can manifest this into my life
This 1970 BMW R75/5 is powered by a 745cc opposed-twin paired with a four-speed transmission. It's listed now with no reserve on BaT!
https://bringatrailer.com/listing/1970-bmw-r75-5-12/
https://bringatrailer.com/listing/1970-bmw-r75-5-12/
December 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
If I post hard enough I can manifest this into my life
So many people (to their credit) post comments/day dream about all the good they’d do for their communities if they had billionaire money.
The thing is, the fact those thoughts cross their mind at all is Exhibit 1/100000 as to WHY they’ll never have billionaire money
The thing is, the fact those thoughts cross their mind at all is Exhibit 1/100000 as to WHY they’ll never have billionaire money
December 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
So many people (to their credit) post comments/day dream about all the good they’d do for their communities if they had billionaire money.
The thing is, the fact those thoughts cross their mind at all is Exhibit 1/100000 as to WHY they’ll never have billionaire money
The thing is, the fact those thoughts cross their mind at all is Exhibit 1/100000 as to WHY they’ll never have billionaire money
Everyone hates customer service surveys BUT you do get an opportunity to leave a review. Perfect time to leave a voicemail saying “Delete your AI agent and only connect me to humans.”
December 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Everyone hates customer service surveys BUT you do get an opportunity to leave a review. Perfect time to leave a voicemail saying “Delete your AI agent and only connect me to humans.”
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
I should not have started following this account
December 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I should not have started following this account
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The only silver lining on this complete shitshow is that Medicare for All will be a glaringly obvious policy winner by 2028, assuming we make it there.
Whether the Dem front runner is willing to run on it is a separate issue entirely, but one can hope.
Whether the Dem front runner is willing to run on it is a separate issue entirely, but one can hope.
NEW: Hopes fade in Congress for a health care deal before premiums soar in January
Two weeks before recess, they're nowhere close.
Senate to vote on a bill of Dems' choosing; expected to fail.
Enhanced ACA funds set to expire, as many Republicans want.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
Two weeks before recess, they're nowhere close.
Senate to vote on a bill of Dems' choosing; expected to fail.
Enhanced ACA funds set to expire, as many Republicans want.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
Hopes fade in Congress for a health care deal before premiums soar in January
Billions of dollars in tax credits under the Affordable Care Act are poised to expire at the end of the year. Lawmakers in both parties say they're nowhere close to a deal to renew them.
www.nbcnews.com
December 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
The only silver lining on this complete shitshow is that Medicare for All will be a glaringly obvious policy winner by 2028, assuming we make it there.
Whether the Dem front runner is willing to run on it is a separate issue entirely, but one can hope.
Whether the Dem front runner is willing to run on it is a separate issue entirely, but one can hope.
There’s a place for both Films and Movies and Avatar is a peak capital m Movie
you might be wondering "who goes to see the avatars?" it's me, i go to see the avatars. i love that shit.
December 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
There’s a place for both Films and Movies and Avatar is a peak capital m Movie
Testing my parole by slamming 12 beers and hitting the interstate
BREAKING: At least 24 people are dead and 54 wounded after Israeli airstrikes in Gaza, testing the ceasefire that began in October, officials say.
Israel launches strikes in Gaza ceasefire's latest test as hospitals say 20 killed
Israel's military says it has launched new airstrikes against Hamas militants in Gaza, testing the ceasefire that began on October 10.
bit.ly
November 22, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Testing my parole by slamming 12 beers and hitting the interstate
Fartin and startling a sleepy dog. What’s better. Gets me every time
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Fartin and startling a sleepy dog. What’s better. Gets me every time
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NEW:
Firm Tied to Kristi Noem Secretly Got Money From $220 Million DHS Ad Contracts
www.propublica.org/article/kris...
w @josh-kaplan.bsky.social @amierjeski.bsky.social
Firm Tied to Kristi Noem Secretly Got Money From $220 Million DHS Ad Contracts
www.propublica.org/article/kris...
w @josh-kaplan.bsky.social @amierjeski.bsky.social
Firm Tied to Kristi Noem Secretly Got Money From $220 Million DHS Ad Contracts
The company is run by the husband of Noem’s chief DHS spokesperson and has personal and business ties to Noem and her aides. DHS invoked the “emergency” at the border to skirt competitive bidding rule...
www.propublica.org
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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new york times headline: new emails reveal potential relationship between epstein and trump
the email: Re: re: re: My Best Friend Donald Trump is a Pedophile, We were doing Pedophile Stuff together
the email: Re: re: re: My Best Friend Donald Trump is a Pedophile, We were doing Pedophile Stuff together
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
new york times headline: new emails reveal potential relationship between epstein and trump
the email: Re: re: re: My Best Friend Donald Trump is a Pedophile, We were doing Pedophile Stuff together
the email: Re: re: re: My Best Friend Donald Trump is a Pedophile, We were doing Pedophile Stuff together
Being able to do this while moving at nfl speed is so impressive
Edgerrin Cooper, one of the best young LBs in football, becomes a rare player to force the Eagles into a turnover.
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Being able to do this while moving at nfl speed is so impressive
Do not let democrats tell you this can be reformed
Here’s video of federal agents doing a drive by pepper spraying that hit a father and his one-year old on Saturday when the Feds were hitting Little Village and Cicero
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Do not let democrats tell you this can be reformed
Fuck Chuck Schumer stupid bitch
November 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Fuck Chuck Schumer stupid bitch
Holy shit this so terrible. Feel awful for him man, wish he could’ve gotten the help he needed
Kneeland died from a self-inflicted gunshot wound after crashing his vehicle following a police chase, the Texas Department of Public Safety said Thursday.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/678...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/678...
Cowboys’ Marshawn Kneeland dies by suicide after police chase, officials say
Kneeland, 24, was in his second season with the team after being drafted in the second round of the 2024 NFL Draft.
www.nytimes.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Holy shit this so terrible. Feel awful for him man, wish he could’ve gotten the help he needed
HE'S ALREADY TRANSING THE CITY
November 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
HE'S ALREADY TRANSING THE CITY
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It’s truly tragic how many of these US war criminals like Cheney never face justice and die in their peacefully in their homes in their 80s and 90s. I want to be happy he is dead but I am not. The million people he killed didnt get the luxury to die how he did.
November 4, 2025 at 12:37 PM
It’s truly tragic how many of these US war criminals like Cheney never face justice and die in their peacefully in their homes in their 80s and 90s. I want to be happy he is dead but I am not. The million people he killed didnt get the luxury to die how he did.
There’s a lot of bad ones in here but I think this one pisses me off the most because it’s worded in a way that will almost certainly pass. This one needs means testing or a separate amendment for the disabled. Our schools are in trouble
Prop 11- increase exemption from property tax for elderly/disabled
Facially good, actually terrible. will cost Texas schools 1.2 billion over two years and 477 million/year after that. Huge shortfall to already struggling public school system. Agree with goal, but can’t afford
Facially good, actually terrible. will cost Texas schools 1.2 billion over two years and 477 million/year after that. Huge shortfall to already struggling public school system. Agree with goal, but can’t afford
November 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
There’s a lot of bad ones in here but I think this one pisses me off the most because it’s worded in a way that will almost certainly pass. This one needs means testing or a separate amendment for the disabled. Our schools are in trouble
I had seen very few people talking about it but there is a special election in Texas tomorrow voting on amendments to the Texas state constitution. There are massive implications for most of the amendments and I’m relatively certain most don’t know it’s even happening. Thoughts🧵
November 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I had seen very few people talking about it but there is a special election in Texas tomorrow voting on amendments to the Texas state constitution. There are massive implications for most of the amendments and I’m relatively certain most don’t know it’s even happening. Thoughts🧵