Here Comes Captain Platonic
@broshidos.bsky.social
I am just here to marinate in the vibes and bullshit with friends (18+ because while I love y'all lmao NO)
For the purpose of this account you may assume I’m a toad living in a bog with access to the internet via miraculous and unexplainable circumstances
For the purpose of this account you may assume I’m a toad living in a bog with access to the internet via miraculous and unexplainable circumstances
Okay I am closing the app because I have THINGS TO DO but you can bet your sweet bippy that I WILL be back to complain more later you mark my WORDS
February 9, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Okay I am closing the app because I have THINGS TO DO but you can bet your sweet bippy that I WILL be back to complain more later you mark my WORDS
Man.
I don’t want to have to learn how to use telegram.
I don’t want to have to learn how to use telegram.
February 9, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Man.
I don’t want to have to learn how to use telegram.
I don’t want to have to learn how to use telegram.
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i'm just so so so so so so fucking tired of every single platform and online space where we find and build community going to shit. online friends & community is all i have—is all a lot of us have—and to keep slowly losing those spaces is so fucking heartbreaking.
February 9, 2026 at 5:54 PM
i'm just so so so so so so fucking tired of every single platform and online space where we find and build community going to shit. online friends & community is all i have—is all a lot of us have—and to keep slowly losing those spaces is so fucking heartbreaking.
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it drives you insane how much erosion of freedom is justified by concern for kids when the people who actually hurt them will never face consequences
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 PM
it drives you insane how much erosion of freedom is justified by concern for kids when the people who actually hurt them will never face consequences
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My email to support@discord.com is sent
Let the backlash be swift and unrelenting
Let the backlash be swift and unrelenting
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Age verification for all.
buff.ly
February 9, 2026 at 3:08 PM
My email to support@discord.com is sent
Let the backlash be swift and unrelenting
Let the backlash be swift and unrelenting
Okay. I’m NOT saying that sword and shield was a *bad* pick for the other cutting weapon option in Stories.
But I WILL throw my all my weight behind the assertion that long sword is better in literally *every way*
But I WILL throw my all my weight behind the assertion that long sword is better in literally *every way*
February 9, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Okay. I’m NOT saying that sword and shield was a *bad* pick for the other cutting weapon option in Stories.
But I WILL throw my all my weight behind the assertion that long sword is better in literally *every way*
But I WILL throw my all my weight behind the assertion that long sword is better in literally *every way*
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We're LIVE with an early stream to dispense my outdated don't starve knowledge to teach my friend Lillith how to play the game. come hang and watch us die :D
www.twitch.tv/elkcrown
www.twitch.tv/elkcrown
ElkCrown - Twitch
🦌 Wearing permanent eyebags with style since I was born
www.twitch.tv
February 9, 2026 at 2:01 PM
We're LIVE with an early stream to dispense my outdated don't starve knowledge to teach my friend Lillith how to play the game. come hang and watch us die :D
www.twitch.tv/elkcrown
www.twitch.tv/elkcrown
God someone tell me to get off the damn phone
I am WAY too desperate for a distraction this morning
I am WAY too desperate for a distraction this morning
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 PM
God someone tell me to get off the damn phone
I am WAY too desperate for a distraction this morning
I am WAY too desperate for a distraction this morning
One day I will make a true MHST sona and it will be GLORIOUS
February 9, 2026 at 1:41 PM
One day I will make a true MHST sona and it will be GLORIOUS
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February 8, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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February 8, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Can’t wait to get to a chilled out enough place to start drawing my unhinged bullshit again
February 8, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Can’t wait to get to a chilled out enough place to start drawing my unhinged bullshit again
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Disappointing to see artists with `🚫 NO AI` in their bio, openly against Generated AI imagery, suddenly excusing AI-generated code now. Using similar rhetoric that tech-bros would use to excuse their GenAI "Art".
The site is vibecoded btw i just wanted to make that clear. I am no means in any way a traditional programmer, i had just wanted to make animation more accessible n intuitive
i made a website you can animate on!
a bit buggy.. but it works.. lmk what yall think!
ginyo.space/celstomp
a bit buggy.. but it works.. lmk what yall think!
ginyo.space/celstomp
February 8, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Disappointing to see artists with `🚫 NO AI` in their bio, openly against Generated AI imagery, suddenly excusing AI-generated code now. Using similar rhetoric that tech-bros would use to excuse their GenAI "Art".
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February 8, 2026 at 1:34 PM
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EVERYBODY CAN MAKE ART IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR HUMAN SPIRIT
February 6, 2026 at 6:42 PM
EVERYBODY CAN MAKE ART IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR HUMAN SPIRIT
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I love that this game just presents me with the option to release a bunch of wild dreadqueen rathian everywhere.
Like cool. This kingdom won’t even have to worry about the looming invasion or whatever because I am about to turn it into Australia with Dragons and nobody wants to fuck with that.
Like cool. This kingdom won’t even have to worry about the looming invasion or whatever because I am about to turn it into Australia with Dragons and nobody wants to fuck with that.
February 7, 2026 at 3:55 PM
I love that this game just presents me with the option to release a bunch of wild dreadqueen rathian everywhere.
Like cool. This kingdom won’t even have to worry about the looming invasion or whatever because I am about to turn it into Australia with Dragons and nobody wants to fuck with that.
Like cool. This kingdom won’t even have to worry about the looming invasion or whatever because I am about to turn it into Australia with Dragons and nobody wants to fuck with that.
I am so glad that Capcom seems to be using the MH Stories games to express all of the anime bullshit they’ve been leaving out of the main series lately cuz it’s REALLY working for them
February 7, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I am so glad that Capcom seems to be using the MH Stories games to express all of the anime bullshit they’ve been leaving out of the main series lately cuz it’s REALLY working for them
Cleaned out our fridge today and we finally have all our bowls back
February 6, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Cleaned out our fridge today and we finally have all our bowls back
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Gotta say… Not a fan of [gestures frantically at everything] this.
February 6, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Gotta say… Not a fan of [gestures frantically at everything] this.
Google search: How to complain about being personally unsatisfied with my current creative skill-level/body of work without coming across as a narcissistic douchebag fishing for compliments
February 6, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Google search: How to complain about being personally unsatisfied with my current creative skill-level/body of work without coming across as a narcissistic douchebag fishing for compliments
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Happy birthday!!! 🎂
Here's some creatures.
Here's some creatures.
February 2, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Happy birthday!!! 🎂
Here's some creatures.
Here's some creatures.
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Damn you’re telling me the technology that was very obviously intended for unregulated speculation and criminal enterprises was used to do awful things
"We've basically funded an elite global pedophile ring since 2015. I feel sick."
Crypto Bros Nauseated After Realizing Bitcoin Itself Was Funded by Jeffrey Epstein
The crypto community is reeling from the discovery that Epstein was a huge backer of early Bitcoin efforts.
trib.al
February 4, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Damn you’re telling me the technology that was very obviously intended for unregulated speculation and criminal enterprises was used to do awful things