SharpDressedReptile
@sharpysketch.bsky.social
Andy "Sharps" Scherman
Vegan - Ace/Aro - Pagan
Animator/Storyboard Artist/Character Designer
*commissions closed*
*looking for work*
https://linktr.ee/SharpDressedReptile
Vegan - Ace/Aro - Pagan
Animator/Storyboard Artist/Character Designer
*commissions closed*
*looking for work*
https://linktr.ee/SharpDressedReptile
Pinned
phew! I can finally show some stuff I've been pecking away at on weekends! Helping my dear pal @pitiyindee.bsky.social on their next Hank Howell cartoon!
He challenged me with doing a few laugh shots at some tricky angles, and I LOVE a challenge!
It feels good to animate again!
He challenged me with doing a few laugh shots at some tricky angles, and I LOVE a challenge!
It feels good to animate again!
I was today years old when I learned what dyscalculia was, and how there's no way in hell that I DON'T have it.
I can see an 8k resolution apple with every single color, bead of condensation, color variance, etc inside my head if I need to paint an apple, but I CAN NOT do simple mental math.
I can see an 8k resolution apple with every single color, bead of condensation, color variance, etc inside my head if I need to paint an apple, but I CAN NOT do simple mental math.
November 7, 2025 at 9:32 AM
I was today years old when I learned what dyscalculia was, and how there's no way in hell that I DON'T have it.
I can see an 8k resolution apple with every single color, bead of condensation, color variance, etc inside my head if I need to paint an apple, but I CAN NOT do simple mental math.
I can see an 8k resolution apple with every single color, bead of condensation, color variance, etc inside my head if I need to paint an apple, but I CAN NOT do simple mental math.
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Pink Panther my beloved
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Pink Panther my beloved
Lady passing me as I walked into Starbucks:
"Dude I love your overalls!"
Me: "Hey thanks!"
Lady: "...MARIO!"
Me: ".....yeah!"
My overalls are orange corduroy.
"Dude I love your overalls!"
Me: "Hey thanks!"
Lady: "...MARIO!"
Me: ".....yeah!"
My overalls are orange corduroy.
October 31, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Lady passing me as I walked into Starbucks:
"Dude I love your overalls!"
Me: "Hey thanks!"
Lady: "...MARIO!"
Me: ".....yeah!"
My overalls are orange corduroy.
"Dude I love your overalls!"
Me: "Hey thanks!"
Lady: "...MARIO!"
Me: ".....yeah!"
My overalls are orange corduroy.
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Igor the composer and singer 🦎🎶🎸
an gift art for @sharpysketch.bsky.social
It inspired me to draw this character ^^
an gift art for @sharpysketch.bsky.social
It inspired me to draw this character ^^
October 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Igor the composer and singer 🦎🎶🎸
an gift art for @sharpysketch.bsky.social
It inspired me to draw this character ^^
an gift art for @sharpysketch.bsky.social
It inspired me to draw this character ^^
Can I please just have a local watering hole that doesn't give a fuck about sports? Can I please just go be a grumpy old man somewhere QUIET so I can just draw and drink my whiskey in peace when I wanna get out of the house?
October 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Can I please just have a local watering hole that doesn't give a fuck about sports? Can I please just go be a grumpy old man somewhere QUIET so I can just draw and drink my whiskey in peace when I wanna get out of the house?
I havent found a single use for, or single thing that this Gemini AI shit improves upon that I dont already get by perfectly fine with by just Googling whatever I need to know/do.
I'm beyond over stuff being bogged down by nonconsensual bloatware that only exists to replace basic computer literacy.
I'm beyond over stuff being bogged down by nonconsensual bloatware that only exists to replace basic computer literacy.
October 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I havent found a single use for, or single thing that this Gemini AI shit improves upon that I dont already get by perfectly fine with by just Googling whatever I need to know/do.
I'm beyond over stuff being bogged down by nonconsensual bloatware that only exists to replace basic computer literacy.
I'm beyond over stuff being bogged down by nonconsensual bloatware that only exists to replace basic computer literacy.
Peak breakfast is sitting in a Panera snacking on a loaf of sourdough you ordered for later like a big weird goblin while waiting for what you actually ordered for breakfast.
October 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Peak breakfast is sitting in a Panera snacking on a loaf of sourdough you ordered for later like a big weird goblin while waiting for what you actually ordered for breakfast.
Apologies if I've come across as being a bit distant lately, my brain is becoming less tolerant of the information overload of "feeds," it triggers my depression/anxiety instantly even if it's all positive, just trying to dump that unrealistic pressure to "keep up" with everything.
October 26, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Apologies if I've come across as being a bit distant lately, my brain is becoming less tolerant of the information overload of "feeds," it triggers my depression/anxiety instantly even if it's all positive, just trying to dump that unrealistic pressure to "keep up" with everything.
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@mainmandarin.bsky.social had it comin'!
October 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
@mainmandarin.bsky.social had it comin'!
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There he is, the Coors BeerWolf, ready to party
October 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
There he is, the Coors BeerWolf, ready to party
Flat Color Headshot Commission for @simicchameleon.bsky.social
October 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Flat Color Headshot Commission for @simicchameleon.bsky.social
Spicy commission for @axellycan.bsky.social
October 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Spicy commission for @axellycan.bsky.social
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Been seeing a lot of wonderful lycanata designs on my timeline lately and wanted to do a quick fanart #doodle today of @squidinu.bsky.social character Rocco. 🎉
October 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Been seeing a lot of wonderful lycanata designs on my timeline lately and wanted to do a quick fanart #doodle today of @squidinu.bsky.social character Rocco. 🎉
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October 13, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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GUESS WHAT. I made a tutorial on how to craft your own magnetic currency puzzle from the Noss Saga, including the STL files to 3D print them for free.
They are the perfect fidget toy. Make some!
#Tutorial #NossSaga
They are the perfect fidget toy. Make some!
#Tutorial #NossSaga
How to make Qupi chips
Want to make your own magnetic puzzles like the currency chips in the Noss Saga? Free STLs included for you to print at home.
www.joaquinbaldwin.com
October 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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As an artist who struggles with insecurity, every comment, like, or repost on my work means a lot to me. When you reach out to say you enjoy what I do, it honestly blows my mind and makes me incredibly happy. Thank you for the support it means more than you know.
donkey kong is a cartoon monkey wearing a red scarf and a superhero costume .
ALT: donkey kong is a cartoon monkey wearing a red scarf and a superhero costume .
media.tenor.com
October 11, 2025 at 5:49 AM
As an artist who struggles with insecurity, every comment, like, or repost on my work means a lot to me. When you reach out to say you enjoy what I do, it honestly blows my mind and makes me incredibly happy. Thank you for the support it means more than you know.
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Found my old art trade sketch book that I bring to cons for trades. I should bring it again
@henrieke.bsky.social
@doginacafe.bsky.social
@sharpysketch.bsky.social
@donnavart.bsky.social
@henrieke.bsky.social
@doginacafe.bsky.social
@sharpysketch.bsky.social
@donnavart.bsky.social
October 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Found my old art trade sketch book that I bring to cons for trades. I should bring it again
@henrieke.bsky.social
@doginacafe.bsky.social
@sharpysketch.bsky.social
@donnavart.bsky.social
@henrieke.bsky.social
@doginacafe.bsky.social
@sharpysketch.bsky.social
@donnavart.bsky.social
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"Oh but I cant afford to pay an artist blah blah bla-"
Hun. Think about all the legendary album covers that have just been text on a plain bg, or just a photo. I understand the impact that a beautifully illustrated album cover can have, but it doesn't NEED to be that.
Respect artists. FUCK AI.
Hun. Think about all the legendary album covers that have just been text on a plain bg, or just a photo. I understand the impact that a beautifully illustrated album cover can have, but it doesn't NEED to be that.
Respect artists. FUCK AI.
When it comes to music, “If the cover art’s AI, I’m passin’ it by!™”
Share if you agree
Share if you agree
October 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
"Oh but I cant afford to pay an artist blah blah bla-"
Hun. Think about all the legendary album covers that have just been text on a plain bg, or just a photo. I understand the impact that a beautifully illustrated album cover can have, but it doesn't NEED to be that.
Respect artists. FUCK AI.
Hun. Think about all the legendary album covers that have just been text on a plain bg, or just a photo. I understand the impact that a beautifully illustrated album cover can have, but it doesn't NEED to be that.
Respect artists. FUCK AI.
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