Brookey Cookey
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34. They/them she/her. Just an artist trying to make it! Also I’m funny
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"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
December 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
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i think tech deck should be in the olympics
December 17, 2025 at 9:19 AM
i think tech deck should be in the olympics
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why aren't they throwing bread at me. what do the ducks have that i do not
December 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
why aren't they throwing bread at me. what do the ducks have that i do not
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Santa Confirms He Will No Longer Be Gifting Xbox Consoles
Santa Confirms He Will No Longer Be Gifting Xbox Consoles - Hard Drive
NORTH POLE — Immortal elf Santa Claus confirmed that Xbox consoles will no longer be included in his yearly gift distribution event... Continue this tale
hard-drive.net
December 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Santa Confirms He Will No Longer Be Gifting Xbox Consoles
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Google now suggests ‘Wicked Witch’ when users search for Madame Morrible:
“Flip it around… Did you mean: wicked witch”
“Flip it around… Did you mean: wicked witch”
December 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Google now suggests ‘Wicked Witch’ when users search for Madame Morrible:
“Flip it around… Did you mean: wicked witch”
“Flip it around… Did you mean: wicked witch”
i haven't really done an update because i don't really have anything new to share since i've been hiding in my house! neonazis took over the local legoland so yeah living in texas still kinda sucks!
December 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
i haven't really done an update because i don't really have anything new to share since i've been hiding in my house! neonazis took over the local legoland so yeah living in texas still kinda sucks!
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Season 2 Episode 28 - Frame 603 out of 2785
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Season 2 Episode 28 - Frame 603 out of 2785
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usahana scissors 💫
December 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
usahana scissors 💫
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Will I be able to follow the plot of Metroid Prime Beyond if I haven't played Metroid Prime Bed and Metroid Prime Bath?
December 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Will I be able to follow the plot of Metroid Prime Beyond if I haven't played Metroid Prime Bed and Metroid Prime Bath?
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On next week's episode, we finally chat about the GOAT.
December 5, 2025 at 11:22 AM
On next week's episode, we finally chat about the GOAT.
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My orange boy is perfect; he restores my soul
Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of blue, I fear no evil, for orange is with me
His hiss and his slorp, they comfort me
He prepares a hairball before me in the presence of guests
My cup runneth over. Please take your paw out of my cup
Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of blue, I fear no evil, for orange is with me
His hiss and his slorp, they comfort me
He prepares a hairball before me in the presence of guests
My cup runneth over. Please take your paw out of my cup
December 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
My orange boy is perfect; he restores my soul
Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of blue, I fear no evil, for orange is with me
His hiss and his slorp, they comfort me
He prepares a hairball before me in the presence of guests
My cup runneth over. Please take your paw out of my cup
Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of blue, I fear no evil, for orange is with me
His hiss and his slorp, they comfort me
He prepares a hairball before me in the presence of guests
My cup runneth over. Please take your paw out of my cup
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Weirdly iconic role in Mortal Kombat for us elder millennials and I’m glad the franchise brought him back to bask in the glory a bit
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, prolific actor known for his roles in “Mortal Kombat,” “Last Emperor” and “Man In The High Castle,” has died at 75
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa Dies: ‘Mortal Kombat, ‘Last Emperor’ & ‘Man In The High Castle’ Actor Was 75
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, the actor best known for his roles in the Mortal Kombat films, The Last Emperor and The Man in the High Castle, has died.
deadline.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Weirdly iconic role in Mortal Kombat for us elder millennials and I’m glad the franchise brought him back to bask in the glory a bit
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
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I want the green lady to fight Hobbes and Shaw from Fast and the Furious Present: Hobbes and Shaw
Plans are already underway for the future of the Wicked franchise, following the smash-hit debut of Wicked: For Good. https://bit.ly/4rrUWpg
November 26, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I want the green lady to fight Hobbes and Shaw from Fast and the Furious Present: Hobbes and Shaw
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
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They’re just like us this is so beautiful
Scots have queued for 18 hours in Edinburgh at the opening of a new Popeyes store 👀
Scots queue for 18 hours for Scotland's newest Popeyes
www.thenational.scot
November 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
They’re just like us this is so beautiful
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Great job, everyone, we did it again
November 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Great job, everyone, we did it again
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Family Impressed By Extra Effort Father Putting In To Hide Drinking https://theonion.com/family-impressed-by-extra-effort-father-putting-in-to-h-1819577147/
October 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Family Impressed By Extra Effort Father Putting In To Hide Drinking https://theonion.com/family-impressed-by-extra-effort-father-putting-in-to-h-1819577147/
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Trump Defends Demolition Of Yggdrasil, Ancient Tree Of Life https://theonion.com/trump-defends-demolition-of-yggdrasil-ancient-tree-of-life/
October 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Trump Defends Demolition Of Yggdrasil, Ancient Tree Of Life https://theonion.com/trump-defends-demolition-of-yggdrasil-ancient-tree-of-life/