I'll merely note that today, like all days, is a great day to stop posting on Twitter, a platform whose owner force feeds this slop into people's brains with an algorithm designed to boost his views and trample yours.

Live your life such that everyone doesn’t spend ten solid years planning the rager they’re going to throw when you die.

just absurd that the backlash to making it slightly less automatic for white men to get handed everything led us to this point

I’m a white man and let me tell you there have been zero roadblocks to anything I’ve achieved in life because of it

skill issue on the part of the dipshits

this is what we have in place of a functioning social safety net

james earl jones was one of those actors that defined Acting for me as a kid. from star wars to coming to america to the hunt for red october to the sandlot, he was The Guy to me. RIP to one of the greatest to ever do it.

I think a lot about the time the band Ween was hired to do an ad for a Pizza Hut "cheese inside the crust" thing, and made a delightful jingle called "Where'd the Cheese Go," which was rejected, so they submitted a revised version, "Where'd the Motherfucking Cheese Go."

Very aspirational story imho

[invention of sink garbage disposals] what if one of the kitchen light switches scared the shit out of you

The whole country is rooting for the Detroit Lions and I for one think that's a thing of real beauty in an ugly world.

The morning paper, January 5, 2024:

win, wife, cock 🎉

Tell us a perfect album that came out when you were 16.

I still listen to it all the time. Beautiful.

i’m not exactly a connoisseur when it comes to film and literature, but it still blows my mind that these guys all conceive of art as just an updated set of jingling keys dangling in front of their moron faces

something like 80% of the phone calls I receive are straight up attempts to defraud me and no prominent politician has thought to make a big deal of it

You are an artist regardless of skill.
You are an artist regardless of skill.
You are an artist regardless of skill.
You are an artist regardless of skill.
You are an artist regardless of skill.
You are an artist regardless of skill.
You are an artist regardless of skill.

It's funny that if Bluesky ever does take off, Jack Dorsey will go down as the undisputed king of microblogging platforms and he will have absolutely no idea what makes any of this good or why anyone uses this. It'd be like if the inventor of the dishwasher was a dalmatian.