Ashley
@briefslayer.bsky.social
Energy lawyer, legal (and other) writing geek, coffee-obsessed, foodie, and baseball sufferer.
In love with my wife, @conster3.bsky.social
She/her.
Personal account/views.
✈️ On my way to SoCal.
In love with my wife, @conster3.bsky.social
She/her.
Personal account/views.
✈️ On my way to SoCal.
Dude on my metro car starts preaching about God and sin, and how we need to recognize we’re sinners to achieve “eternal life.” Bro, you want me to do this… forever???
January 29, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Dude on my metro car starts preaching about God and sin, and how we need to recognize we’re sinners to achieve “eternal life.” Bro, you want me to do this… forever???
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longshot but: has anyone here (nyc) started or thought about starting their hockey-playing journey since heated rivalry came out? maybe you played as a young person and want to restart because of the show? if this is you message meeeeee
January 29, 2026 at 6:51 PM
longshot but: has anyone here (nyc) started or thought about starting their hockey-playing journey since heated rivalry came out? maybe you played as a young person and want to restart because of the show? if this is you message meeeeee
None of this would be happening if more people went to therapy.
January 29, 2026 at 8:58 PM
None of this would be happening if more people went to therapy.
Where are the files?
January 29, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Where are the files?
I used one today, and it barely got through my pizza’s chickpea crust (which was GF and delicious!)
My man really thought “this pizza cutter… it could do wonders!”
January 29, 2026 at 8:54 PM
I used one today, and it barely got through my pizza’s chickpea crust (which was GF and delicious!)
My man really thought “this pizza cutter… it could do wonders!”
January 29, 2026 at 8:54 PM
My man really thought “this pizza cutter… it could do wonders!”
Not all heroes.
Breaking News: A man is facing federal charges after he tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail with a pizza cutter while impersonating an FBI agent, people familiar with the episode said.
Man With Pizza Cutter Is Said to Have Tried to Break Mangione Out of Jail
Federal prosecutors said the man was arrested after he impersonated an F.B.I. agent on Wednesday in a visit to the federal jail complex in Brooklyn that houses Luigi Mangione.
nyti.ms
January 29, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Not all heroes.
This is too good.
Hello, I'd like to report an evisceration.
(Rep. Moore is a Wisconsin Democrat; Ron Truess is "Regional Director for Office of US Senator Ron Johnson")
(Rep. Moore is a Wisconsin Democrat; Ron Truess is "Regional Director for Office of US Senator Ron Johnson")
January 29, 2026 at 8:53 PM
This is too good.
Time for debauchery.
January 29, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Time for debauchery.
I just had my first experience with an AI receptionist, and wow I’ve never wanted to end an industry more as I do now.
January 29, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I just had my first experience with an AI receptionist, and wow I’ve never wanted to end an industry more as I do now.
Amazing.
Can't shovel—or can lend a hand? Snow Buddy connects volunteers with residents who need help clearing sidewalks. Enforcement suspended for now. www.alexandriava.gov/news-citywid...
Snow Buddy Program Connects Volunteers with Residents in Need After Storm
Visit alexandriava.gov for more information.
www.alexandriava.gov
January 29, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Amazing.
Now I’m certain the end of AI is coming because they’ve decided to mess with Nintendo IP. Godspeed.
Google’s new world AI model tool let me generate a bunch of Nintendo-inspired games. Including one featuring Link with a paraglider! Gift link: www.theverge.com/news/869726/...
January 29, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Now I’m certain the end of AI is coming because they’ve decided to mess with Nintendo IP. Godspeed.
GOODNESS
January 29, 2026 at 4:51 PM
GOODNESS
Quote with 5 jobs you’ve had:
1. Tutor
2. Entrepreneur (sold candy at my middle school until school officials banned my business)
3. Car dealership front desk
4. Grocery store cashier
5. Movie theater floor staff
1. Tutor
2. Entrepreneur (sold candy at my middle school until school officials banned my business)
3. Car dealership front desk
4. Grocery store cashier
5. Movie theater floor staff
Quote with 5 jobs you’ve had:
1. Dishwasher at Friendly's...haven't eaten there since
2. Server
3. Front Desk at pediatric office
4. Admin. Assistant / Interpreter
5. Nonprofit Public Policy Advocate re: immigration & gender-based violence
1. Dishwasher at Friendly's...haven't eaten there since
2. Server
3. Front Desk at pediatric office
4. Admin. Assistant / Interpreter
5. Nonprofit Public Policy Advocate re: immigration & gender-based violence
Quote with 5 jobs you’ve had:
1. TV sports (ESPN, Geo Michael Sports Machine)
2. Bartender/server
3. Environmental “think tank” oops, actually a front for a utility company
4. Nat’l housing/community dev organization
5. My own consulting firm focused on nonprofits in community dev and the arts
1. TV sports (ESPN, Geo Michael Sports Machine)
2. Bartender/server
3. Environmental “think tank” oops, actually a front for a utility company
4. Nat’l housing/community dev organization
5. My own consulting firm focused on nonprofits in community dev and the arts
January 29, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Quote with 5 jobs you’ve had:
1. Tutor
2. Entrepreneur (sold candy at my middle school until school officials banned my business)
3. Car dealership front desk
4. Grocery store cashier
5. Movie theater floor staff
1. Tutor
2. Entrepreneur (sold candy at my middle school until school officials banned my business)
3. Car dealership front desk
4. Grocery store cashier
5. Movie theater floor staff
The person who swore me into service will be in attendance for my farewell, and that feels truly special. The odds that we’d both be in the same place, at the same time! Feeling extremely grateful for this moment.
January 29, 2026 at 2:20 PM
The person who swore me into service will be in attendance for my farewell, and that feels truly special. The odds that we’d both be in the same place, at the same time! Feeling extremely grateful for this moment.
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“Refugees have a legal right to be in the United States, a right to work, a right to live peacefully — and importantly, a right not to be subjected to the terror of being arrested and detained without warrants or cause in their homes or on their way to religious services…” said Judge John R. Tunheim
Judge Orders Release of Minnesota Refugees Targeted in ICE Crackdown
www.nytimes.com
January 29, 2026 at 2:24 AM
“Refugees have a legal right to be in the United States, a right to work, a right to live peacefully — and importantly, a right not to be subjected to the terror of being arrested and detained without warrants or cause in their homes or on their way to religious services…” said Judge John R. Tunheim
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as long as DC is locked under 5 inches of ice and it remains impossible to get anywhere, I feel strongly that snow day rules should apply and I should not have to do anything except drink hot chocolate
January 28, 2026 at 11:47 PM
as long as DC is locked under 5 inches of ice and it remains impossible to get anywhere, I feel strongly that snow day rules should apply and I should not have to do anything except drink hot chocolate
Can’t wait to kiss my wife when she comes home from war*
*work travel
*work travel
January 29, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Can’t wait to kiss my wife when she comes home from war*
*work travel
*work travel
Pegula stays alive for one more, at least.
January 29, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Pegula stays alive for one more, at least.
My personal life has changed so much in the past couple of years, and now my professional life is going to see a similar seismic shift. Very exciting!
January 29, 2026 at 11:03 AM
My personal life has changed so much in the past couple of years, and now my professional life is going to see a similar seismic shift. Very exciting!
Ew, David.
January 29, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Ew, David.
Anyone driving into DC from NoVa? How are the roads looking?
January 29, 2026 at 10:29 AM
Anyone driving into DC from NoVa? How are the roads looking?