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clocked in + locked in
February 16, 2026 at 4:45 PM
clocked in + locked in
Now that this has reached its intended recipient, I can share it.
Willie Nelson was our dad’s favorite and it amused me greatly to make this for my brother.
Willie Nelson was our dad’s favorite and it amused me greatly to make this for my brother.
February 16, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Now that this has reached its intended recipient, I can share it.
Willie Nelson was our dad’s favorite and it amused me greatly to make this for my brother.
Willie Nelson was our dad’s favorite and it amused me greatly to make this for my brother.
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We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.
February 15, 2026 at 2:11 PM
We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.
One time Stevie Wonder was in the suite next to our office and my coworkers saw him in the elevator and I missed it! Later I was complaining that I didn’t see Stevie Wonder and someone said “if it’s any consolation, he didn’t see you either.”
Stevie Wonder said …
“I see Us in the park”
HOW???
“I see Us in the park”
HOW???
February 16, 2026 at 2:17 AM
One time Stevie Wonder was in the suite next to our office and my coworkers saw him in the elevator and I missed it! Later I was complaining that I didn’t see Stevie Wonder and someone said “if it’s any consolation, he didn’t see you either.”
Today fb reminded me of this this gem of a reading log entry from my kid in 2nd grade:
"Where's Waldo: This book is all about finding a guy."
"Where's Waldo: This book is all about finding a guy."
February 16, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Today fb reminded me of this this gem of a reading log entry from my kid in 2nd grade:
"Where's Waldo: This book is all about finding a guy."
"Where's Waldo: This book is all about finding a guy."
This is so true.
One time I sold an old white dude a cigar at my bar. It was like 6 bucks (real fancy). He reached in his pocket and pulled out an enormous wad of hundreds, peeled off one, and then took back ALL his change.
One time I sold an old white dude a cigar at my bar. It was like 6 bucks (real fancy). He reached in his pocket and pulled out an enormous wad of hundreds, peeled off one, and then took back ALL his change.
i’m seeing some discourse on blacksky and I can confidently say what any ex service person would: rich rich ppl are the worst tippers
The racists made up the "don't tip" thing so they can pre-rationalize giving Black ppl bad service.
February 15, 2026 at 9:13 PM
This is so true.
One time I sold an old white dude a cigar at my bar. It was like 6 bucks (real fancy). He reached in his pocket and pulled out an enormous wad of hundreds, peeled off one, and then took back ALL his change.
One time I sold an old white dude a cigar at my bar. It was like 6 bucks (real fancy). He reached in his pocket and pulled out an enormous wad of hundreds, peeled off one, and then took back ALL his change.
Is it drinking less? I bet it’s drinking less.
February 15, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Is it drinking less? I bet it’s drinking less.
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Just remember kids, St. Valentine is also the patron saint of epilepsy and bee keeping. He could fuck your shit up more than you know.
February 15, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Just remember kids, St. Valentine is also the patron saint of epilepsy and bee keeping. He could fuck your shit up more than you know.
We went to the African American history museum today for a FUN FAMILY ACTIVITY DAMMIT. My first time there & it’s so great. I gotta go back bc I only made it from 1787 to 1865 & even then I didn’t manage to read everything.
Current metro detour around Crystal city makes for a looooong trip downtown.
Current metro detour around Crystal city makes for a looooong trip downtown.
February 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
We went to the African American history museum today for a FUN FAMILY ACTIVITY DAMMIT. My first time there & it’s so great. I gotta go back bc I only made it from 1787 to 1865 & even then I didn’t manage to read everything.
Current metro detour around Crystal city makes for a looooong trip downtown.
Current metro detour around Crystal city makes for a looooong trip downtown.
Aw, yeah! My hold is ready and this is gonna be so messy.
February 13, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Aw, yeah! My hold is ready and this is gonna be so messy.
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Further evidence supporting @solomonmissouri.bsky.social’s take on winking women.
February 12, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Further evidence supporting @solomonmissouri.bsky.social’s take on winking women.
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
US-famous is probably a tie between Olympic bobsledder Mike Kohn and the guy who invented Napster.
ACTUAL famous is undoubtedly K-pop singer/actor Yoochun.
US-famous is probably a tie between Olympic bobsledder Mike Kohn and the guy who invented Napster.
ACTUAL famous is undoubtedly K-pop singer/actor Yoochun.
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
Comedian Wanda Sykes, UMSNT Midfielder Kyle Beckerman
Also Edward Snowden (though he dropped out so idk if that counts as an alum?)
Comedian Wanda Sykes, UMSNT Midfielder Kyle Beckerman
Also Edward Snowden (though he dropped out so idk if that counts as an alum?)
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
Before My Time: Bit-part character actor Jason Kravitz
While I Was There: Internet-famous and Netflix Special comedian Sarah Cooper
After Graduation: I'm going with Gold Medal-Winning Wrestler Helen Maroulis.
Before My Time: Bit-part character actor Jason Kravitz
While I Was There: Internet-famous and Netflix Special comedian Sarah Cooper
After Graduation: I'm going with Gold Medal-Winning Wrestler Helen Maroulis.
February 12, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
US-famous is probably a tie between Olympic bobsledder Mike Kohn and the guy who invented Napster.
ACTUAL famous is undoubtedly K-pop singer/actor Yoochun.
US-famous is probably a tie between Olympic bobsledder Mike Kohn and the guy who invented Napster.
ACTUAL famous is undoubtedly K-pop singer/actor Yoochun.
There is so much lingering Axe body spray in the house this morning, I probably should have opened a window before turning the stove burner on.
February 12, 2026 at 3:25 PM
There is so much lingering Axe body spray in the house this morning, I probably should have opened a window before turning the stove burner on.
Really enjoying Nats Journal so far. There's a fun tidbit today about Butera throwing BP.
Nats Journal | Mark Zuckerman | Substack
Washington Nationals news, analysis, podcasts and community. Click to read Nats Journal, by Mark Zuckerman, a Substack publication with thousands of subscribers.
natsjournal.com
February 11, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Really enjoying Nats Journal so far. There's a fun tidbit today about Butera throwing BP.
Marcy and Vince are awesome people and have been working on this business for years now. This is great news!
Whiskey from new Alexandria distillery is coming to city's Virginia ABC stores
Whiskey from new Alexandria distillery is coming to city’s Virginia ABC stores | ALXnow
Whiskey from a new distillery in the West End will soon be sold at ABC stores in the city, the company's owner tells ALXnow. Motherwell Distilling Co. launched operations at 877 S. Pickett Street in December,...
www.alxnow.com
February 11, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Marcy and Vince are awesome people and have been working on this business for years now. This is great news!
I made some dysfunctional relationship conversation hearts for anyone who needs them.
February 11, 2026 at 5:41 PM
I made some dysfunctional relationship conversation hearts for anyone who needs them.
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All the memes
Bad Bunny’s “Benito Bowl” Enters the Meme Canon
The half-time show tribute to Boricua and Latine pride was rife with cultural and political symbolism that resonated with millions.
hyperallergic.com
February 10, 2026 at 8:00 PM
All the memes
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a good dayyyy to be back 👋
February 10, 2026 at 6:27 PM
a good dayyyy to be back 👋
THIS FUCKING GUY
A few months ago he said the dog died of a preexisting heart condition and it wasn’t the groomer’s fault. Now the story is that he knew the guy abused the dog, kept him on staff anyway, and chalked it up to a Valuable Life Lesson? FUCK THAT.
A few months ago he said the dog died of a preexisting heart condition and it wasn’t the groomer’s fault. Now the story is that he knew the guy abused the dog, kept him on staff anyway, and chalked it up to a Valuable Life Lesson? FUCK THAT.
February 10, 2026 at 5:44 PM
THIS FUCKING GUY
A few months ago he said the dog died of a preexisting heart condition and it wasn’t the groomer’s fault. Now the story is that he knew the guy abused the dog, kept him on staff anyway, and chalked it up to a Valuable Life Lesson? FUCK THAT.
A few months ago he said the dog died of a preexisting heart condition and it wasn’t the groomer’s fault. Now the story is that he knew the guy abused the dog, kept him on staff anyway, and chalked it up to a Valuable Life Lesson? FUCK THAT.
Calling my senators and rep because I SHOULD be able to trust that they will vote against any package funding ICE, but I do not. Yes, I’m talking about you, Tim Kaine.
February 10, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Calling my senators and rep because I SHOULD be able to trust that they will vote against any package funding ICE, but I do not. Yes, I’m talking about you, Tim Kaine.
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Finding out that top execs from both LifeTouch and Chuck E. Cheese are in the Epstein files has pissed me off in a way that I didn’t think was still possible.
February 10, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Finding out that top execs from both LifeTouch and Chuck E. Cheese are in the Epstein files has pissed me off in a way that I didn’t think was still possible.