Ashley
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Ashley
@briefslayer.bsky.social
Energy lawyer, legal (and other) writing geek, coffee-obsessed, foodie, and baseball sufferer.

In love with my wife, @conster3.bsky.social

She/her.

📍DMV area.

Personal account/views.
Wild Tuesday night in our household.
December 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
And they still sound so sharp live!
November 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Gifted my wife some early Christmas presents today because I am the way I am and can’t always wait. Anyway enjoy the first one:
November 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
New favorite ornament.
November 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Say hello to our first tree!
November 29, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Starting birthday eve right with my favorite food ever courtesy of my lovely wife, @conster3.bsky.social 🥰
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Living that little fish tacos life. #FoodPorn
November 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Here’s the line to enter the official Spirit watch party as of 10 mins ago
November 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Never mind. This cutie finally showed up.
November 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
No dogs or cyclists today 😅
November 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Officially birthday week 🥰🥳
November 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Soup season going strong in this household thanks to my love 🥰
November 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
We out here.
November 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Tag yourself. I’m Biggest Flirt.
November 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Let’s get this mini vacation started!
November 13, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Found the perfect decoration.
November 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Found my new Costco fave
November 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
At least we know we’re going to look super cute for THE game ☺️
November 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Of course! I think this one, but I’ll need @conster3.bsky.social to confirm.
November 6, 2025 at 4:05 AM
And this pasta e fagioli soup was so perfect, baby 😘 #FoodPorn
November 6, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Jessie said it’s Xmas now.
November 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I made the biggest blunder ever. Got what I thought was the perfect Xmas present for my wife. But it got delivered today, and I realized she’d want to have this before the holidays. So it’s now waiting for her (she’s in the shower), and I’ll have to go back to the drawing board.
October 31, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Vibes.
October 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Spooky tunes at the office today.
October 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM