Bre
@brewrites.bsky.social
Writer. Tv Watcher. Music listener. Book reader. Paper hoarder. Pen snob.
📍Houston
📍Houston
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Dept. of Comedy Regulation.
SCHATZ: You think you have jurisdiction over political satire?
FCC CHAIR BRENDAN CARR: My positio---
SCHATZ: It's a yes or no
BRENDAN CARR: We have jurisdiction with respect the broadcast airwaves to ensure their operations are int he public interest
(That's a yes!)
FCC CHAIR BRENDAN CARR: My positio---
SCHATZ: It's a yes or no
BRENDAN CARR: We have jurisdiction with respect the broadcast airwaves to ensure their operations are int he public interest
(That's a yes!)
December 17, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Dept. of Comedy Regulation.
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And not even from true crime podcast hive
2 podcasters running the FBI
Gotta say it's mindblowing to me that the Brown shooter is still at large and they don't even seem to have identified who they're looking for.
December 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
And not even from true crime podcast hive
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We're all supposed to be 100% in tune with white men's feelings. We're supposed to care about them at the expense of our own. We are supposed to live in fear of them getting upset. Treating their feelings as grenades that can go off at any time. They on the other hand do not need to care about ours.
December 16, 2025 at 3:28 PM
We're all supposed to be 100% in tune with white men's feelings. We're supposed to care about them at the expense of our own. We are supposed to live in fear of them getting upset. Treating their feelings as grenades that can go off at any time. They on the other hand do not need to care about ours.
Norah is healing me today. (And lexapro. Obvs)
December 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Norah is healing me today. (And lexapro. Obvs)
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My comedy special is out now! Available for rent/purchase on Amazon, Apple TV and YouTube!
Follow me on Tik Tok! My Comedy Special is out now!
Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter
Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter
December 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
My comedy special is out now! Available for rent/purchase on Amazon, Apple TV and YouTube!
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Happy birthday Morris Day (69)
American musician, composer, and actor Morris E. Day a happy birthday today (born December 13, 1956).
American musician, composer, and actor Morris E. Day a happy birthday today (born December 13, 1956).
December 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Happy birthday Morris Day (69)
American musician, composer, and actor Morris E. Day a happy birthday today (born December 13, 1956).
American musician, composer, and actor Morris E. Day a happy birthday today (born December 13, 1956).
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A federal judge in California ruled on Friday that Live Nation and its subsidiary Ticketmaster must face a class action on behalf of millions of Americans for allegedly overcharging them for events at major concert venues across the country.
Live Nation, Ticketmaster must face sprawling class action over prices
A federal judge in California ruled on Friday that Live Nation and its subsidiary Ticketmaster must face a class action on behalf of millions of Americans for allegedly overcharging them for events at major concert venues across the country.
reut.rs
December 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
A federal judge in California ruled on Friday that Live Nation and its subsidiary Ticketmaster must face a class action on behalf of millions of Americans for allegedly overcharging them for events at major concert venues across the country.
I can not get over Tender Is The Flesh's ending. lately ive been sleeping on it and starting a new book the next day. I went back and re-read the last chapter at lunch. HOW CAN I MOVE ON?!
December 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I can not get over Tender Is The Flesh's ending. lately ive been sleeping on it and starting a new book the next day. I went back and re-read the last chapter at lunch. HOW CAN I MOVE ON?!
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Anti-A.I. stamps!
For illustrations, comics, photos and all your creative works, printed and digital!
You can download the transparent file for free here: ko-fi.com/i/IT6T718NAKF (but consider donating please 😘)
For illustrations, comics, photos and all your creative works, printed and digital!
You can download the transparent file for free here: ko-fi.com/i/IT6T718NAKF (but consider donating please 😘)
January 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Anti-A.I. stamps!
For illustrations, comics, photos and all your creative works, printed and digital!
You can download the transparent file for free here: ko-fi.com/i/IT6T718NAKF (but consider donating please 😘)
For illustrations, comics, photos and all your creative works, printed and digital!
You can download the transparent file for free here: ko-fi.com/i/IT6T718NAKF (but consider donating please 😘)
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December 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
2x Stacking Error! Portable Power Station with 40W Solar Panel for $91.29, retail $300!
*Auto Discount on page PLUS Use code DARAN008
Buy via Amazon --> t.co/Mfq748LvZD
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Buy via Amazon --> t.co/Mfq748LvZD
A
Different
System.
Thats what he called democracy.
Let me go read my book about cannibalism instead of this shit.
Different
System.
Thats what he called democracy.
Let me go read my book about cannibalism instead of this shit.
Trump: "We have to be unified. China is unified because they have one vote -- that's President Xi. He says 'do it' and that's the end of that. We have a different system."
December 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
A
Different
System.
Thats what he called democracy.
Let me go read my book about cannibalism instead of this shit.
Different
System.
Thats what he called democracy.
Let me go read my book about cannibalism instead of this shit.
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BREAKING: Judge Paula Xinis orders the immediate release of Kilmar Abrego Garcia from immigration custody
December 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
BREAKING: Judge Paula Xinis orders the immediate release of Kilmar Abrego Garcia from immigration custody
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MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
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Racism.
The answer is racism.
The answer is racism.
December 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Racism.
The answer is racism.
The answer is racism.
Im pre mad at Collinsworth bringing up Phillip Rivers Sunday night.
December 11, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Im pre mad at Collinsworth bringing up Phillip Rivers Sunday night.
7 years ago I would have seen a book like Tender Is The Flesh and been like "man thats fucked". But im reading it right now like "I could see that happening let's see where this goes".
December 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
7 years ago I would have seen a book like Tender Is The Flesh and been like "man thats fucked". But im reading it right now like "I could see that happening let's see where this goes".
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I lost my job, my kids have measles, and my town is flooded with cocaine now that Trump pardoned all the traffickers. But at least the State Department is using Times New Roman again.
December 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I lost my job, my kids have measles, and my town is flooded with cocaine now that Trump pardoned all the traffickers. But at least the State Department is using Times New Roman again.
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And now they're giving up thousands to AI girls in Hellcats with thongs and puffer coats.
Niggas really used to get mad at the animal filters LMFAO
December 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
And now they're giving up thousands to AI girls in Hellcats with thongs and puffer coats.
Im so rightfully irritated about Phillip Rivers.
December 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Im so rightfully irritated about Phillip Rivers.
Says the guy that tore down the wing for a ballroom
Trump: "You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They only need 1 or 2. They don't need that many. You always need steel. You don't need 37 dolls for your daughter. 2 or 3 is nice. So we're doing things right."
December 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Says the guy that tore down the wing for a ballroom
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Whomst ever started the saying “There’s no such thing as a stupid question” LIED! Matter of fact, they probably asked something stupid but made this shit up to feel at ease because it was in fact, stupid.
a man wearing a shirt that says schitts creek on the bottom
ALT: a man wearing a shirt that says schitts creek on the bottom
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Whomst ever started the saying “There’s no such thing as a stupid question” LIED! Matter of fact, they probably asked something stupid but made this shit up to feel at ease because it was in fact, stupid.
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Sometimes i was walking with our lord and savior Lexapro and sometimes i wasn’t
You gotta take the crookeds with the straights
You gotta take the crookeds with the straights
December 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Sometimes i was walking with our lord and savior Lexapro and sometimes i wasn’t
You gotta take the crookeds with the straights
You gotta take the crookeds with the straights
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If data is collected, it will be monetized.
If data exists, it will be leaked.
Plan accordingly.
If data exists, it will be leaked.
Plan accordingly.
This, and just as a general note - LLM chats (yes, including yours) are in no way secure. Claims to the contrary are bullshit and hype.
Yet another reason to block LLMs apps you don't explicitly authorize in the enterprise. Threat actors using malvertising to drive victims to shared chats with malicious instructions.
blog.breakpointsecurity.pt/blog/chatgpt...
blog.breakpointsecurity.pt/blog/chatgpt...
December 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
If data is collected, it will be monetized.
If data exists, it will be leaked.
Plan accordingly.
If data exists, it will be leaked.
Plan accordingly.
I need a nice Thai lady to lay me on a table, scrub off a few layers of skin, then walk across my back.
December 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I need a nice Thai lady to lay me on a table, scrub off a few layers of skin, then walk across my back.
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Makes sense. The Senate is no longer part of the United States government, right?
SORKIN: The Trump administration has talked about taking a piece of Nvidia chip sales. What do you make of that prospect?
SEN. PETE RICKETTS: That sounds like something Nvidia can work out with the govt. I don't want to get in the middle of that.
SEN. PETE RICKETTS: That sounds like something Nvidia can work out with the govt. I don't want to get in the middle of that.
December 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Makes sense. The Senate is no longer part of the United States government, right?