Gordon Stephen
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As you bathe the stains from my skin only dirt is washed away
'Cause all the bad lays far more deep
Please, I don't wanna talk about it
'Cause all the bad lays far more deep
Please, I don't wanna talk about it
Pinned
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The time an old lady fat shamed my baby. Subscribe to my YouTube for more.
http://www.youtube.com/@alicerfraser
#AliceFraser #YouTubeComedy #StandupComedy #Comedian
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#AliceFraser #YouTubeComedy #StandupComedy #Comedian
February 15, 2026 at 10:01 AM
The time an old lady fat shamed my baby. Subscribe to my YouTube for more.
http://www.youtube.com/@alicerfraser
#AliceFraser #YouTubeComedy #StandupComedy #Comedian
http://www.youtube.com/@alicerfraser
#AliceFraser #YouTubeComedy #StandupComedy #Comedian
It’s the train through Fife to Edinburgh this morning for me. There’s a certain beauty to journeys you’re intimately familiar with.
February 11, 2026 at 7:26 AM
It’s the train through Fife to Edinburgh this morning for me. There’s a certain beauty to journeys you’re intimately familiar with.
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sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
February 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
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Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this
February 9, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this
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gotta catch 'em all
February 7, 2026 at 11:47 PM
gotta catch 'em all
When Sleigh Bells pops up on random at the perfect time for you.
February 4, 2026 at 7:56 AM
When Sleigh Bells pops up on random at the perfect time for you.
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
It’s giving: “Could a depressed person do this?”
January 13, 2026 at 8:01 PM
It’s giving: “Could a depressed person do this?”
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Just saw someone say the new season of Taskmaster is "scraping the barrel" of comedy. One of the announced contestants won the Edinburgh Comedy Award in 2024 and two of the others literally have Oscar nominations for comedy writing. Like... Just say you don't know much about comedy. It's fine.
January 5, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Just saw someone say the new season of Taskmaster is "scraping the barrel" of comedy. One of the announced contestants won the Edinburgh Comedy Award in 2024 and two of the others literally have Oscar nominations for comedy writing. Like... Just say you don't know much about comedy. It's fine.
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Nic Cage as John Madden looks kinda like when Alan Partridge got fat because he had a Toblerone addiction.
December 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Nic Cage as John Madden looks kinda like when Alan Partridge got fat because he had a Toblerone addiction.
Yer Da shouts at hotels is absolutely brutal. Hats off.
Antifascist stickers spotted in Dundee, Scotland
December 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Yer Da shouts at hotels is absolutely brutal. Hats off.
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‘Yer da shouts at hotels’ theres been a murder
Antifascist stickers spotted in Dundee, Scotland
December 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
‘Yer da shouts at hotels’ theres been a murder
Listening to the second disc of the deluxe release of Silent Alarm and being reminded just how much I love a lot of that really early Bloc Party stuff.
December 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Listening to the second disc of the deluxe release of Silent Alarm and being reminded just how much I love a lot of that really early Bloc Party stuff.
Instead of looking at my phone between sets at the gym, I just stare into the middle distance while being careful to not be looking in anyone’s direction and wonder if people think I’m a psychopath for not looking at my phone.
December 16, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Instead of looking at my phone between sets at the gym, I just stare into the middle distance while being careful to not be looking in anyone’s direction and wonder if people think I’m a psychopath for not looking at my phone.
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at a certain level of any creative or intellectual collaborative job the main task is sin-eater: to fix what you can and get blamed for what you can’t, secretly knowing how much worse it would have been if you hadn’t done what you did.
December 10, 2025 at 4:18 AM
at a certain level of any creative or intellectual collaborative job the main task is sin-eater: to fix what you can and get blamed for what you can’t, secretly knowing how much worse it would have been if you hadn’t done what you did.
Well, this definitely checks out.
December 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Well, this definitely checks out.
I see the current DHL advert with the van driving in wildly inappropriate places matches the reality of one of their vans reversing into my garden earlier.
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I see the current DHL advert with the van driving in wildly inappropriate places matches the reality of one of their vans reversing into my garden earlier.
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Anyone else piss get boiled that they insist on playing Flower Of Scotland on the bagpipes when it has a note (flattened 7th) that that instrument cannot play? Probably just me.. 🏴
November 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Anyone else piss get boiled that they insist on playing Flower Of Scotland on the bagpipes when it has a note (flattened 7th) that that instrument cannot play? Probably just me.. 🏴
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i just think everyone would be happier in life if they accepted that sometimes referees will make decisions they disagree with.
November 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
i just think everyone would be happier in life if they accepted that sometimes referees will make decisions they disagree with.
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Them: “no one had pronouns in my day”
A TV Character from their day:
A TV Character from their day:
October 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Them: “no one had pronouns in my day”
A TV Character from their day:
A TV Character from their day:
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Bowser Now Stealing 33% More Stars and Coins From American Mario Party Players hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
Bowser Now Stealing 33% More Stars and Coins From American Mario Party Players
MUSHROOM KINGDOM — An all-too common argument erupted during one of Mario’s famous parties on Wednesday, though this time it had nothing to do with…
hard-drive.net
October 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Bowser Now Stealing 33% More Stars and Coins From American Mario Party Players hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
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Thre is no greater compliment in all of videogames than “has Dreamcast vibes”. We could be comparing something to the VMU and it would still stand.
October 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Thre is no greater compliment in all of videogames than “has Dreamcast vibes”. We could be comparing something to the VMU and it would still stand.