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@breon.bsky.social
Voted most hated by the internet-making machine. He/him.
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Jesus. There is literally always a tweet.
July 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Jesus. There is literally always a tweet.
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xAI: At long last, we have created the Fuckable Djinn from the thousand-year Persian mytho-literary tradition Beloved, There Is Nothing You Can Do That Would Be Dumber Than Trying To Fuck the Djinn
July 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
xAI: At long last, we have created the Fuckable Djinn from the thousand-year Persian mytho-literary tradition Beloved, There Is Nothing You Can Do That Would Be Dumber Than Trying To Fuck the Djinn
NFTs from a couple of years ago are starting to succumb to link rot.
Someday the final server holding the last NFT image will go under, then truly all my apes will be gone
Someday the final server holding the last NFT image will go under, then truly all my apes will be gone
April 28, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Comedy is all in the timing
anyway here's your comedy for monday afternoon
April 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Comedy is all in the timing
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It's also the day for my favorite meme!
If this aging Klingon warrior can get it right, so can anyone.
If this aging Klingon warrior can get it right, so can anyone.
March 31, 2025 at 3:12 PM
It's also the day for my favorite meme!
If this aging Klingon warrior can get it right, so can anyone.
If this aging Klingon warrior can get it right, so can anyone.
EXPLORER 1: what should we name this new land we found
EXPLORER 2: how bout Newfoundland
EXPLORER 1: damn that’s fucken good
EXPLORER 2: how bout Newfoundland
EXPLORER 1: damn that’s fucken good
March 26, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Elon Musk held an "all hands" with Tesla employees and live-streamed it on X tonight. “What’s the most exciting future that you could possibly imagine?" he asked. “A future of abundance for all…. The future we’re headed for is one where you could literally just have anything you want...
March 21, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Trump did a car commercial for 100 million dollars lol
Haberman: Teddy Schleifer and I reported that Elon Musk has signaled to Trump’s advisers that he wants to direct $100 million into trump controlled political entities..
March 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Trump did a car commercial for 100 million dollars lol
Hey @createdbyrcw.bsky.social thought you’d appreciate this comic by @joedator.bsky.social
March 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Hey @createdbyrcw.bsky.social thought you’d appreciate this comic by @joedator.bsky.social
When @drgonzo123.bsky.social, et al., gets the #DeltaGreen timeline caught up with current events, we’re gonna see some serious shit
February 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
When @drgonzo123.bsky.social, et al., gets the #DeltaGreen timeline caught up with current events, we’re gonna see some serious shit
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Stephen Miller's wife, getting a job in a Department that does not exist. Very curious who is actually paying her, and if having formal employees will make it harder for DOGE to claim it is not in violation of the Federal Advisory Committee Act. (Also, the last thing they need is another publicist).
December 23, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Stephen Miller's wife, getting a job in a Department that does not exist. Very curious who is actually paying her, and if having formal employees will make it harder for DOGE to claim it is not in violation of the Federal Advisory Committee Act. (Also, the last thing they need is another publicist).
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introducing Divorce Coin, a new crypto coin designed by and for divorced, lonely men
December 20, 2024 at 8:54 PM
introducing Divorce Coin, a new crypto coin designed by and for divorced, lonely men
Please please please make a tablet-sized @bsky.app app. The phone app has the “new post” button in the spot where my right thumb goes to start scrolling
December 20, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Please please please make a tablet-sized @bsky.app app. The phone app has the “new post” button in the spot where my right thumb goes to start scrolling
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Motion to replace "two turtle doves" with "two toothless yawns".
December 11, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Motion to replace "two turtle doves" with "two toothless yawns".
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America, collectively 12/5/2024
December 7, 2024 at 12:57 AM
America, collectively 12/5/2024
It’s only a duffle bag if it comes from the Duffle region of Belgium, otherwise it’s just sparkling sack
November 22, 2024 at 2:41 PM
It’s only a duffle bag if it comes from the Duffle region of Belgium, otherwise it’s just sparkling sack
if you weren't already aware, @pelgranepress.bsky.social, your website is having some trouble
November 19, 2024 at 3:34 AM
if you weren't already aware, @pelgranepress.bsky.social, your website is having some trouble
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I HATE THE SQUICKLY LINE - dashare.zone ADMIN
November 17, 2024 at 10:15 PM
I HATE THE SQUICKLY LINE - dashare.zone ADMIN
Do that many people actually like boxing or did they want to watch Jake Paul get pulped?
November 16, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Do that many people actually like boxing or did they want to watch Jake Paul get pulped?
NEW from me: Lifestyle and wellness influencers, who have previously been wary about losing $$ by going MAGA, are now coming out en masse as full-throated Trump supporters. "I could never have done this in 2020,” one told me. “Now everything’s changed.” www.thecut.com/article/infl...
Influencers Are Going Full MAGA
After Trump’s win, a red hat no longer seems so bad for business.
www.thecut.com
November 15, 2024 at 10:11 PM
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Welcome to the World of Darkness - now on Bluesky. 🦇
If you play TTRPG games, enjoy Vampire: The Masquerade, Werewolf: The Apocalypse, Hunter: The Reckoning, or other World of Darkness settings, comment below so we can follow you!
#vamily #vampirethemasquerade #worldofdarkness
If you play TTRPG games, enjoy Vampire: The Masquerade, Werewolf: The Apocalypse, Hunter: The Reckoning, or other World of Darkness settings, comment below so we can follow you!
#vamily #vampirethemasquerade #worldofdarkness
November 15, 2024 at 9:23 AM
Welcome to the World of Darkness - now on Bluesky. 🦇
If you play TTRPG games, enjoy Vampire: The Masquerade, Werewolf: The Apocalypse, Hunter: The Reckoning, or other World of Darkness settings, comment below so we can follow you!
#vamily #vampirethemasquerade #worldofdarkness
If you play TTRPG games, enjoy Vampire: The Masquerade, Werewolf: The Apocalypse, Hunter: The Reckoning, or other World of Darkness settings, comment below so we can follow you!
#vamily #vampirethemasquerade #worldofdarkness
This place really needs an iPad app
November 15, 2024 at 2:25 AM
This place really needs an iPad app
Do any of ‘em care to share it with the rest of us?
Historians know what comes next.
November 11, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Do any of ‘em care to share it with the rest of us?
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Okay this is just deeply fucking weird.
Pierre Poilievre, a lifelong politician, is acting shocked and concerned about the very normal requirements of security clearance. He’s also misrepresenting what can be done with this information.
What job does he think he’s signed up for here??
Pierre Poilievre, a lifelong politician, is acting shocked and concerned about the very normal requirements of security clearance. He’s also misrepresenting what can be done with this information.
What job does he think he’s signed up for here??
October 25, 2024 at 1:29 PM
Okay this is just deeply fucking weird.
Pierre Poilievre, a lifelong politician, is acting shocked and concerned about the very normal requirements of security clearance. He’s also misrepresenting what can be done with this information.
What job does he think he’s signed up for here??
Pierre Poilievre, a lifelong politician, is acting shocked and concerned about the very normal requirements of security clearance. He’s also misrepresenting what can be done with this information.
What job does he think he’s signed up for here??