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28, they/them/siyá. fan of music, movies, sports. here to skeet
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if you havent cancelled spotify yet and this isnt the final nail in the coffin for you, i really dont know what else to say other than i hope some introspection finds you soon
In April 2024, Spotify implemented a new scheme: songs with less than 1k streams per year would no longer receive royalties.

The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.

Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
January 16, 2026 at 8:06 AM
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Commish hasn’t gotten the Costco hot dog yet and then Jordan tells us to get a slice of cheese 🧀, confusing the entire podcast.
January 13, 2026 at 8:08 PM
a cybersmith for his own generation
January 13, 2026 at 10:44 PM
lmfao at the alleged insider trader in this story that somehow lost $500k anyway
Former NYC Mayor Eric Adams accused of rug pull as NYC Token crashes

January 12, 2026
https://www.web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=nyc-token-crash
January 13, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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my pregnant Dilbert animation cel skyrocketed in value overnight this is awesome
Me and my pregnant Dilbert animation cel
January 13, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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Let's make it a tiny thread, because Return of the Obra Dinn is also on sale during this event, and it's god damn one of the best games ever. Like, I can't describe just how good this is, but every time you get stuff right it plays a little piece of music that feels so god damn rewarding. Play it!
Save 40% on Return of the Obra Dinn on Steam
Lost at sea 1803 ~ The good ship Obra Dinn.
store.steampowered.com
January 13, 2026 at 6:26 PM
i’m curious about where the paint drying (2016) film stands on the annual “rewatched” stats with the way it’s used and logged as a personal diary by some folks
January 12, 2026 at 9:28 PM
i enjoyed all of these and also for each one i know a friend who would be displeased to experience it lol
January 9, 2026 at 11:06 PM
and for bass clef it’s Go Bandcamp, Download Flavor Afoley
January 9, 2026 at 8:45 PM
i’ve been cooking a lot more so far this year. it’s nice
January 9, 2026 at 9:21 AM
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Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters
January 7, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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It's so fucking convenient that they get to "fear for their lives" anytime they want to absolve themselves of anything and when we actually fear for our lives because of them and do anything a scared person would do it's justification for our death.
January 7, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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And they’ll say they can’t be held accountable because when they pulled the trigger they were afraid for their lives. Their lives which they spent serving an ideology of fear, a machine of fear, a holistic regime of fear. A culture-spanning engine of the ugliest and most dishonest fears there are.
January 7, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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some good news in a moment that can feel like nothing we do in response to state violence matters
January 7, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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One thing people forget is that the US supports plenty of dictators right now, it has supported dictators in the past, and it has installed its own dictators in other countries through regime change operations.

The US doesn't care that Maduro was a dictator or bad, they care he opposed them.
it really doesn't matter whether maduro was "bad"
January 3, 2026 at 9:15 PM
i will cherish the day it happens like no other. it cannot be overstated how much the world will immediately improve in that moment
January 3, 2026 at 9:05 AM
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January 2, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced
September 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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our lesboge for less than cost of sandwich
December 18, 2025 at 8:32 PM
what is the one-na?
December 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM