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White House Refuses to Rule Out Summary Executions of People on Its Secret Domestic Terrorist List
The Trump administration ignored questions about whether it would order the killings of those on its NSPM-7 list — even while answering our other queries.
theintercept.com
What the fuck.
What the actual fuck.
What the actual fuck.
Cars and fast fashion polyester slop is slowly killing us.
December 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Cars and fast fashion polyester slop is slowly killing us.
We find the defendant "not guilty" based on the fact he was based.
Jury acquits L.A. man who towed immigration agent's car during TikTok influencer's arrest
Jury acquits L.A. man who towed immigration agent's car during TikTok influencer’s arrest
A federal jury has acquitted Bobby Nunez, who was charged with stealing government property by towing an immigration agent’s vehicle during the arrest of a TikTok influencer in downtown L.A.
www.latimes.com
December 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
We find the defendant "not guilty" based on the fact he was based.
Words of wisdom to live by: Don't siege Leningrad, take it immediately.
December 29, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Words of wisdom to live by: Don't siege Leningrad, take it immediately.
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Oh my god bruh you only have 300 followers here, of course you’re not getting as much engagement
December 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Oh my god bruh you only have 300 followers here, of course you’re not getting as much engagement
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A very normal headline from a very normal newspaper.
December 28, 2025 at 11:46 AM
A very normal headline from a very normal newspaper.
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Trump Unsure What Department He Has To Cut To Make JD Vance Go Away https://theonion.com/trump-unsure-what-department-he-has-to-cut-to-make-jd-vance-go-away/
December 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Trump Unsure What Department He Has To Cut To Make JD Vance Go Away https://theonion.com/trump-unsure-what-department-he-has-to-cut-to-make-jd-vance-go-away/
The shadow President is three fascists in a trench coat.
December 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The shadow President is three fascists in a trench coat.
I completely disagree. Trump has the mandate of the cult. Trump can serve as the mascot for Miller, Vought and Rubio as they conduct their malice on the world.
J.D. will never have it even if he becomes President. He has negative charisma and will become an immediate lame duck.
J.D. will never have it even if he becomes President. He has negative charisma and will become an immediate lame duck.
JD Vance is even worse and even more dangerous than Donald Trump
December 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I completely disagree. Trump has the mandate of the cult. Trump can serve as the mascot for Miller, Vought and Rubio as they conduct their malice on the world.
J.D. will never have it even if he becomes President. He has negative charisma and will become an immediate lame duck.
J.D. will never have it even if he becomes President. He has negative charisma and will become an immediate lame duck.
Clanker in the groin, clanker in the groin!
December 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Clanker in the groin, clanker in the groin!
North Korea is literally that, though many on that sub like it for being "anti-imperialist" or some shit.
December 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
North Korea is literally that, though many on that sub like it for being "anti-imperialist" or some shit.
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I wrote about that viral video of Tesla's Optimus robot falling over and other times when it's become obvious that Elon Musk's robots don't work autonomously.
Elon Musk's Optimus Robot Collapses in a Hilariously Suspicious Way
Musk says he's going to make 1 million robots per year by 2030.
gizmodo.com
December 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I wrote about that viral video of Tesla's Optimus robot falling over and other times when it's become obvious that Elon Musk's robots don't work autonomously.
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Happy Boxing Day to Jake Paul and Andrew Tate specifically.
December 26, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Happy Boxing Day to Jake Paul and Andrew Tate specifically.
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He will clean the beautiful coal in your stocking. How nice.
President Donald Trump veered off topic to endorse fossil fuel energy during a phone conversation with a small child in a Mar-a-Lago Christmas Eve event."How
'Clean, beautiful coal!' Trump veers into fossil fuel tangent on Christmas call with child
President Donald Trump veered off topic to endorse fossil fuel energy during a phone conversation with a small child in a Mar-a-Lago Christmas Eve event."How long until Santa will be here?" asked the child."Well, Santa's now in Sweden," said Trump. "So Santa's got quite a trip to get to your great a...
bit.ly
December 25, 2025 at 12:59 PM
He will clean the beautiful coal in your stocking. How nice.
No notes, murdered by words.
December 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
No notes, murdered by words.
Republicans were polled on some conspiracy theories...
December 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Republicans were polled on some conspiracy theories...
Have you noticed when most far-right candidates and parties win in liberal democratic countries, they say and do a bunch of provocative shit at the start of their term and then just go quiet and nothing else happens?
The inertia is real. Like, for many countries in the world, nothing ever happens.
The inertia is real. Like, for many countries in the world, nothing ever happens.
December 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Have you noticed when most far-right candidates and parties win in liberal democratic countries, they say and do a bunch of provocative shit at the start of their term and then just go quiet and nothing else happens?
The inertia is real. Like, for many countries in the world, nothing ever happens.
The inertia is real. Like, for many countries in the world, nothing ever happens.
-43% with independents.
People don't realise how bad he'll get shellacked in the midterms.
People don't realise how bad he'll get shellacked in the midterms.
![Gallup poll | 12/1-12/15
President Trump approval crosstabs (%)
🟥Overall (59/36 disapprove) [-23]
🟥Democratic (93/3 disapprove) [-90]
🟩Republican (89/8 approve) [+81]
🟥Independent (68/25 disapprove) [-43]
🟥18-34 (68/25 disapprove) [-43]
🟥35-54 (59/36 disapprove) [-23]
🟥55+ (53/43 disapprove) [-10]
🟥No college (55/37 disapprove) [-18]
🟥College graduate (59/37 disapprove) [-22]
🟥Male (53/42 disapprove) [-11]
🟥Female (64/30 disapprove) [-34]
🟥White (52/46 disapprove) [-6]
🟥Non-white (71/21 disapprove) [-50]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hbpefio3f5csc44msmbgioxz/bafkreifnv6vxufu6icjvsd5toirz3lmqkzertdpdnlqh7q44momevhfjqq@jpeg)
December 23, 2025 at 1:09 PM
-43% with independents.
People don't realise how bad he'll get shellacked in the midterms.
People don't realise how bad he'll get shellacked in the midterms.
So, what ever happened to that Milei guy?
Haven't heard anything from him for months.
Haven't heard anything from him for months.
December 23, 2025 at 5:49 AM
So, what ever happened to that Milei guy?
Haven't heard anything from him for months.
Haven't heard anything from him for months.
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Just think about them testifying at The Hague with Stephen Miller and Kristi Noem sitting at the defendant's table.
Looking for the truth about what it was like inside CECOT?
Earlier this year, we spoke to the men the Trump administration deported to El Salvador. Hear about what they endured, in their own words: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8INs141xeQ
Earlier this year, we spoke to the men the Trump administration deported to El Salvador. Hear about what they endured, in their own words: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8INs141xeQ
December 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Just think about them testifying at The Hague with Stephen Miller and Kristi Noem sitting at the defendant's table.