This is the opening theme to my slice of life sitcom
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
This is the opening theme to my slice of life sitcom
I would make an excellent unblackmailable president because most of my past sexual exploits are high five worthy. What are you going to threaten me with? That everyone will find out how awesome I am?
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I would make an excellent unblackmailable president because most of my past sexual exploits are high five worthy. What are you going to threaten me with? That everyone will find out how awesome I am?
I am not certain in the slightest how you can look at a poll that says “republicans overwhelmingly think they won and democrats overwhelmingly think they lost” and come to the conclusion that this somehow helps the Democrats. This is just a wildly smooth-brained take or else sheer bad faith.
One way the shutdown deal might actually help Democrats: it gives them ammo to claim they saved SNAP/other benefits, following up recent electoral wins on affordability and prices that in tandem could help repair the party's image with working-class voters
www.gelliottmorris.com/p/one-way-th...
www.gelliottmorris.com/p/one-way-th...
One way the shutdown deal might actually help Democrats
A plurality of voters approve of the deal to end the government shutdown. Democrats have an opportunity to claim they saved SNAP & other government programs, which could help repair the party's image
www.gelliottmorris.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I am not certain in the slightest how you can look at a poll that says “republicans overwhelmingly think they won and democrats overwhelmingly think they lost” and come to the conclusion that this somehow helps the Democrats. This is just a wildly smooth-brained take or else sheer bad faith.
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Reminder: for The Prodigy’s 15th anniversary for their album Fat of the Land, the anniversary cover art simply added More Crabs
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Reminder: for The Prodigy’s 15th anniversary for their album Fat of the Land, the anniversary cover art simply added More Crabs
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lae'zel and shawty from last year
May 9, 2025 at 11:02 PM
lae'zel and shawty from last year
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"A guy emailing a reporter talking about old girlfriends or saying someone is "dirty" is not a whole news story."
November 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
"A guy emailing a reporter talking about old girlfriends or saying someone is "dirty" is not a whole news story."
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just doing buny business
September 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
just doing buny business
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do you think you would be better or worse at surviving outdoors than someone 3000 years ago? For me I think better because I watched a lot of youtube where a guy pretends to live outside
November 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
do you think you would be better or worse at surviving outdoors than someone 3000 years ago? For me I think better because I watched a lot of youtube where a guy pretends to live outside
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![Gregory Possum-Encounterer @gr... • 8mo
Achieve enlightenment
> You can't do that here.
Get satori
> You can't do that here.
Become one with universe
> You don't have UNIVERSE in your inventory.
[replying]
numbers station morning...
@griph.bsky.social
Go up
> you cannot enter Nirvana with Desires in your inventory
>drop Desires
you now have 2 Desires
March 23, 2024 at 11:08 AM](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vzh3zzjcbamllzjadsmfooxq/bafkreierb4dqdmaztk4fp2sc3gy6vw4tbmutoh4r5ghft4qw2hvu52ynpy@jpeg)
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u guys I have ADHD and im tired of ppl tellin me about executive function. let me be lazy!
so for 3 bucks and free shipping im offering this sticker to everyone on my kofi until 12/1 only! (after that, only monthly paying members can get it!)
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so for 3 bucks and free shipping im offering this sticker to everyone on my kofi until 12/1 only! (after that, only monthly paying members can get it!)
[ buy here for a limited time: ko-fi.com/s/246aa9688d ]
November 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
u guys I have ADHD and im tired of ppl tellin me about executive function. let me be lazy!
so for 3 bucks and free shipping im offering this sticker to everyone on my kofi until 12/1 only! (after that, only monthly paying members can get it!)
[ buy here for a limited time: ko-fi.com/s/246aa9688d ]
so for 3 bucks and free shipping im offering this sticker to everyone on my kofi until 12/1 only! (after that, only monthly paying members can get it!)
[ buy here for a limited time: ko-fi.com/s/246aa9688d ]
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this is why representation in games matters
November 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
this is why representation in games matters
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jd vance 2015: has anyone seen #Archer? #ThatsHowYouGetAnts lol!
jd vance 2025: I'm not saying it's necessarily good to be molested - no one is saying that - but if you are going to be molested, obviously you'd want the President of the United States to do it. Why do we pretend otherwise?
jd vance 2025: I'm not saying it's necessarily good to be molested - no one is saying that - but if you are going to be molested, obviously you'd want the President of the United States to do it. Why do we pretend otherwise?
November 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
jd vance 2015: has anyone seen #Archer? #ThatsHowYouGetAnts lol!
jd vance 2025: I'm not saying it's necessarily good to be molested - no one is saying that - but if you are going to be molested, obviously you'd want the President of the United States to do it. Why do we pretend otherwise?
jd vance 2025: I'm not saying it's necessarily good to be molested - no one is saying that - but if you are going to be molested, obviously you'd want the President of the United States to do it. Why do we pretend otherwise?
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Lady knight sketch:
November 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Lady knight sketch:
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April in October.
October 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
April in October.
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shoutout to lesbians #PokemonLegendsZA
November 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM
shoutout to lesbians #PokemonLegendsZA
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rorschach tests are cool in concept but in practice i don't really see the point in showing me 17 images of tall and strong women calling me a dumb slut
November 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
rorschach tests are cool in concept but in practice i don't really see the point in showing me 17 images of tall and strong women calling me a dumb slut
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who wants to speculate on which foreign entity owns Ubisoft now?
Ubisoft just postponed its earnings report and halted the trading of its shares. Unclear why at this point but could indicate a major announcement related to the company.
November 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
who wants to speculate on which foreign entity owns Ubisoft now?
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FIVE HUNDRED MEN SACKED FOR REFUSING
TO EVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
THE VOICES DOWN THE AGES WARNING
NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
YOU MUST NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
TO EVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
THE VOICES DOWN THE AGES WARNING
NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
YOU MUST NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
November 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
FIVE HUNDRED MEN SACKED FOR REFUSING
TO EVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
THE VOICES DOWN THE AGES WARNING
NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
YOU MUST NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
TO EVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
THE VOICES DOWN THE AGES WARNING
NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
YOU MUST NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
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I remember one time my wife got mad at me for accidentally stepping on a spider so I said 'calm down PETA Parker' lol, and you guys, that did not help. At all.
November 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I remember one time my wife got mad at me for accidentally stepping on a spider so I said 'calm down PETA Parker' lol, and you guys, that did not help. At all.
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a “Space Force”, if you will
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
a “Space Force”, if you will
Elementary school book fair sephiroth
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Elementary school book fair sephiroth
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