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November 9, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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He's not wrong. The MAGA cultists vote for Trump, not the party.
Area criminal admits Republicans are responsible for the shutdown.
November 8, 2025 at 9:42 PM
He's not wrong. The MAGA cultists vote for Trump, not the party.
🎶 Another one bites the dust 🎶
Reform UK suspends another Kent councillor after video leak
Isabella Kemp is the latest Kent member to be suspended after the leak of a heated virtual meeting.
www.bbc.com
November 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM
🎶 Another one bites the dust 🎶
It doesn't have to be true, it just has to make people angry.
Reform UK’s Zia Yusuf insists that ‘foreign nationals’ are simultaneously claiming disability benefits and taking all our jobs
Reform UK’s Zia Yusuf insists that ‘foreign nationals’ are simultaneously claiming disability benefits and taking all our jobs – Schrödinger entered the chat
9. At first I was annoyed at how much airtime reform were getting. Now I think they're putting nails in their own coffin!! This is brilliant — peter lynch (@peterly49449601) November 4, 2025 10. Zia...
www.thepoke.com
November 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
It doesn't have to be true, it just has to make people angry.
👀 What am I seeing?
🚨 POLL | Reform lead, Greens 2nd
➡️ REF – 33% (+1)
🟢 GRN – 18% (+1)
🔵 CON – 16% (-)
🔴 LAB – 15% (-1)
🟠 LD – 11% (-1)
Via @FindoutnowUK, 5-6 Nov (+/- vs 29 Oct)
➡️ REF – 33% (+1)
🟢 GRN – 18% (+1)
🔵 CON – 16% (-)
🔴 LAB – 15% (-1)
🟠 LD – 11% (-1)
Via @FindoutnowUK, 5-6 Nov (+/- vs 29 Oct)
November 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
👀 What am I seeing?
Democrats should have definitely done this though.
Trump: "What the Democrats will do is make Puerto Rico a state, make DC a state, they're gonna pack the Court. They're gonna end up with more electoral votes. They're gonna end up with 4 senators. And they're gonna do this 100%."
November 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Democrats should have definitely done this though.
Zohran needs to wear the blue beret, it just looks so good.
November 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Zohran needs to wear the blue beret, it just looks so good.
Even better than my predictions of Spanberger +13 and Sherrill +11.
I definitely underestimated Proposition 50. Thought it would be about 17 points.
Mamdani won, but Cuomo definitely over performed with the Sliwa tactical vote.
I definitely underestimated Proposition 50. Thought it would be about 17 points.
Mamdani won, but Cuomo definitely over performed with the Sliwa tactical vote.
November 5, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Even better than my predictions of Spanberger +13 and Sherrill +11.
I definitely underestimated Proposition 50. Thought it would be about 17 points.
Mamdani won, but Cuomo definitely over performed with the Sliwa tactical vote.
I definitely underestimated Proposition 50. Thought it would be about 17 points.
Mamdani won, but Cuomo definitely over performed with the Sliwa tactical vote.
Nobody thought this would be a 13 point race.
I thought 11 points tops, and that would be an unthinkable prediction in mainstream political circles.
I thought 11 points tops, and that would be an unthinkable prediction in mainstream political circles.
New Jersey – Governor Results (Final Update)
🔵 Sherrill: 56.2% - (Won)
🔴 Ciattarelli: 43.2%
- >95% Reporting -
🔵 Sherrill: 56.2% - (Won)
🔴 Ciattarelli: 43.2%
- >95% Reporting -
November 5, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Nobody thought this would be a 13 point race.
I thought 11 points tops, and that would be an unthinkable prediction in mainstream political circles.
I thought 11 points tops, and that would be an unthinkable prediction in mainstream political circles.
Andrew Cuomo learn to pronounce "Mamdani" correctly challenge (impossible)
November 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Andrew Cuomo learn to pronounce "Mamdani" correctly challenge (impossible)
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best encapsulation why everyone hates democrats despite trump being the spawn of satan
November 4, 2025 at 9:15 PM
best encapsulation why everyone hates democrats despite trump being the spawn of satan
I thought this was two separate ballot measures. If they tried the voter ID law on its own, they'd probably have got it through.
But they got greedy by trying to combine a restriction in mail-in voting, so took the big fat L.
But they got greedy by trying to combine a restriction in mail-in voting, so took the big fat L.
November 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I thought this was two separate ballot measures. If they tried the voter ID law on its own, they'd probably have got it through.
But they got greedy by trying to combine a restriction in mail-in voting, so took the big fat L.
But they got greedy by trying to combine a restriction in mail-in voting, so took the big fat L.
That right there is the story of the NJ election.
November 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
That right there is the story of the NJ election.
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"HOW WILL ZOHRAN PAY FOR FREE BUSES" screamed the Staten Islanders who have a free ferry
November 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
"HOW WILL ZOHRAN PAY FOR FREE BUSES" screamed the Staten Islanders who have a free ferry
I actually might have got it perfect.
Still some Democratic votes to come in, so the margin will increase a bit more from 12.3 where it is now.
Still some Democratic votes to come in, so the margin will increase a bit more from 12.3 where it is now.
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I actually might have got it perfect.
Still some Democratic votes to come in, so the margin will increase a bit more from 12.3 where it is now.
Still some Democratic votes to come in, so the margin will increase a bit more from 12.3 where it is now.
Since when did JD Vance and Vaush have a kid?
November 5, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Since when did JD Vance and Vaush have a kid?
Send this to all the pollsters:
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Send this to all the pollsters:
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Decision Desk has called the New Jersey governors race for Mikie Sherill. Yet another state where millions of dollars in anti trans ads didn't work.
November 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Decision Desk has called the New Jersey governors race for Mikie Sherill. Yet another state where millions of dollars in anti trans ads didn't work.
Decision Desk calls it with less than 20% of the vote in.
She's going to win big. Possibly more than 10 points.
She's going to win big. Possibly more than 10 points.
🚨🚨 BREAKING: Mikie Sherrill wins the New Jersey governor’s race, defeating Trump-backed Jack Ciattarelli, Decision Desk HQ projects
November 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Decision Desk calls it with less than 20% of the vote in.
She's going to win big. Possibly more than 10 points.
She's going to win big. Possibly more than 10 points.
STOP THE COUNT!
New Jersey – Governor Results (8:05PM ET)
🔵 Sherrill: 78.4%
🔴 Ciattarelli: 20.5%
- 2% Reporting -
🔵 Sherrill: 78.4%
🔴 Ciattarelli: 20.5%
- 2% Reporting -
November 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
STOP THE COUNT!
NJ closed, let's go!
November 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
NJ closed, let's go!
Just after I posted. I manifested that into existence.
November 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Just after I posted. I manifested that into existence.
@nytimes.com, call Virginia already...
November 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
@nytimes.com, call Virginia already...
I've highlighted Loudon County because it's swung 12 points from its 2024 results and it's finished counting.
November 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I've highlighted Loudon County because it's swung 12 points from its 2024 results and it's finished counting.