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I write software and read the internet
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There’s an antiques emporium in Norwich of such unfathomable strangeness every visit produces fresh gasps of bewilderment and terror. Recent finds:

1. Mounted photo print of depressed steam train driver (£1)
December 17, 2024 at 9:17 AM
The reason everyone hates the guy who sucks shit and ruined the economy and took away healthcare and locks up 1 year old and build himself a gold ballroom and reintroduces diseases is because of woke
December 17, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Holy shit, it's on NextJS, there is a non 0 chance they shipped something with a critical CVE
A new .gov domain was registered yesterday: techforce.gov. It resolves to an auth page that identifies it as part of the National Design Studio.

Trump and Musk eliminated 18F and destroyed USDS, and now the feds are scrambling to rebuild the capacity that they destroyed.
December 16, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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man this is brutal. Just a reminder: Marc Andreessen took a man with zero experience in either tech or finance, and hired him at the most powerful and influential venture capital firm in the industry, solely on the basis that he strangled one of my neighbors to death for being Black.
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December 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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there is a coherent OLD SYSTEM that reaction inevitably finds its way back to--a system built on patriarchy, on racism, on inequality--and that system does not, in the end, have a place of power for you, based-and-trad-pilled heterodox lady

embrace the future, or be devoured by the past
December 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Saying we need to have billionaires is in the same class of beliefs as "we need fossil fuel forever" now.
But the memes are somehow still worth it right gang
Gov. @gavinnewsom says he disagrees with Mayor @zohrankmamdani about the need for a wealth tax on billionaires, which he is “adamantly against” - says Dems are a “big tent party” with both views.

More on the CA proposal: www.sacbee.com/news/politic...
December 5, 2025 at 10:34 AM
No ceiling 🙃
Not only is this 100% correct, but because of the ultra-high net worth individuals we’re dealing w/what you have is a gigantic insider threat & counterintelligence problem. 1/
one reason "great power competition" is a bad description of the emerging order is that an interlinked global kleptocracy does not care about national interests or rivalries
December 1, 2025 at 6:34 AM
So it should be very very very obvious that Trump pardoning someone who trafficked 400kg of cocaine to the US completely invalidates the "narco terrorist" justification for murdering multiple boatloads of people, right?

This could not be clearer that they're just murdering for sport.
November 29, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Big shots won't give you three dollars a day if you worry about anything but your three dollars a day.
November 28, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I reckon it's cause someone chopped off their heads, but don't quote me on that

www.science.org/content/arti...
Headless bodies hint at why Europe’s first farmers vanished
Wave of mass brutality accompanied the collapse of the first pan-European culture
www.science.org
November 28, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Just relaying the government's tweets in normal media would probably get most people to understand what's happening
November 28, 2025 at 7:50 AM
"Trump says what he thinks" includes not being able to show a hint of sympathy for a dead person, and it's weird that this aspect of "saying what he thinks" doesn't have the same relevance in the culture.
Q: Do you plan to attend Sarah's funeral?

TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 AM
...except for Spiderman 3
very funny that within like 20 minutes of these posts i already got a “he has this bad take because works for the new york times” quote post. no, i have this correct take because i’m not so blinded by fan service slop that i can’t evaluate a film on its own merits
November 25, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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I think the Pope should toss some holy water of Peter Thiel just to test something
SCHISM! SCHISM! SCHISM!
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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in honour of the kill james bond podcast bringing it up in their latest episode here is my jason statham trans man cop thread
April 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Oh my god, the True Allegiance line actually worked on someone
@iwriteok.bsky.social @codyjohnston.bsky.social
I regret to inform you that Olivia Nuzzi's book appears to be Perfect

insane, stupid, comically overwritten, dishy, politically indefensible I cannot wait to get my hands on it I must accept this is who I am as a person at some deep level whether I like it or not www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
November 17, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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In any morally centered context, and to every ethically normal person, the question "Have you ruled out a pardon for Ghislaine Maxwell" has a right answer: "Absolutely. No person convicted of her crimes will every get a pardon." Instead the President refuses to be heard saying just that. to review/2
November 17, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Conservatives 2025: Groomer! [pejorative]

Conservatives November 2025: Groomer! [laudatory]
epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
November 17, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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8 years of "What is a woman?" and now it turns out that the comeback was "define a child"
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Oh no, not our most racist cops!! 😭😭
lol.

like clockwork!
November 14, 2025 at 6:09 AM
This also falls apart because it is clearly wrong. This story was worth investigating further, obviously.
the key problem here is that the threshold for "publishable info" is a moving target and it moves to Trump's benefit
As a former member of NYT’s finance team & the co-author of this story exposing the relationship between Epstein & Bill Gates as well as one on Epstein & JPMorgan, I am really frustrated to see people claiming that NYT sat on publishable info about Trump and Epstein 🧵 www.nytimes.com/2019/10/12/b...
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Comically absurd example of "discourse over substance"
Wild to watch playbook run cover for this particular Trump scandal
November 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM