Braden Yoder
@bradencarryoder.bsky.social
Seattle | attempts at humor, use of the Oxford comma, and occasional puppy pics.
I love all these NFL teams switching to domes with hopes of hosting Super Bowls and CFP National Championships and forgetting the fact that nobody wants to be in fucking Cleveland or Kansas in the middle of winter. You fucking morons.
December 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I love all these NFL teams switching to domes with hopes of hosting Super Bowls and CFP National Championships and forgetting the fact that nobody wants to be in fucking Cleveland or Kansas in the middle of winter. You fucking morons.
Many are saying.
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Bears
December 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Many are saying.
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Bears
December 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Bears
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I hope JMU faceplants huge in its big game tomorrow, then says fuck you, give us our money and we'll be back next year to take up another big-game spot. After all that was the Notre Dame business model for 30 years
December 19, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I hope JMU faceplants huge in its big game tomorrow, then says fuck you, give us our money and we'll be back next year to take up another big-game spot. After all that was the Notre Dame business model for 30 years
That is an absolutely insane play call to a guy who hasn't touched the ball all game.
December 19, 2025 at 4:56 AM
That is an absolutely insane play call to a guy who hasn't touched the ball all game.
McVay has coached circles around Mike Macdonald tonight, btw. Defense getting almost no pressure and Nacua is consistently wide open.
December 19, 2025 at 4:43 AM
McVay has coached circles around Mike Macdonald tonight, btw. Defense getting almost no pressure and Nacua is consistently wide open.
Al Michaels just announcer jinxed the shit out the Rams kicker.
December 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Al Michaels just announcer jinxed the shit out the Rams kicker.
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Once again, the Seahawks have never played a normal game
December 19, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Once again, the Seahawks have never played a normal game
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substantially more details about Brian Smith's firing, from The Post: (note: using the OU Inn to carry on your affairs "for privacy" is such an incredibly bad idea it's disqualifying in and of itself)
OU fires head football coach Brian Smith after review cites relationship with student, alcohol misconduct - The Post
An administrative review found Smith violated the terms of his contract through serious professional misconduct, including engaging in a relationship with an undergraduate student and participating in alcohol-related conduct.
www.thepostathens.com
December 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
substantially more details about Brian Smith's firing, from The Post: (note: using the OU Inn to carry on your affairs "for privacy" is such an incredibly bad idea it's disqualifying in and of itself)
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smoking a joint with Wario on this porch in the winter would fix me
When I was a kid I used to bring Wario over to this spot and pretend he lived here
December 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
smoking a joint with Wario on this porch in the winter would fix me
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Duck Quacks Ass Off All Day To Come Home To This Shit https://theonion.com/duck-quacks-ass-off-all-day-to-come-home-to-this-shit-1851177872/
December 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Duck Quacks Ass Off All Day To Come Home To This Shit https://theonion.com/duck-quacks-ass-off-all-day-to-come-home-to-this-shit-1851177872/
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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-regularly-happens-3/
December 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-regularly-happens-3/
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The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
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Rob Reiner was a good guy. He made a lot of movies about good guys, in worlds where not everyone was good and you didn’t have to be good. He made movies about people trying. He was angry, as many hopeful people are. He knew the world could be better and he wanted it to be. His death is devastating.
December 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Rob Reiner was a good guy. He made a lot of movies about good guys, in worlds where not everyone was good and you didn’t have to be good. He made movies about people trying. He was angry, as many hopeful people are. He knew the world could be better and he wanted it to be. His death is devastating.
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when you’ve been waiting 18 minutes for the shredded cheese for your fajitas
December 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
when you’ve been waiting 18 minutes for the shredded cheese for your fajitas
The WYTS script writers at @defector.com are gonna have a field day with the Seahawks 2026 preview if old man Rivers pulls this off.
December 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The WYTS script writers at @defector.com are gonna have a field day with the Seahawks 2026 preview if old man Rivers pulls this off.
Nick Emmanwori is gonna be a menace for the Seahawks for a while. He's so good and has unbelievable range.
December 14, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Nick Emmanwori is gonna be a menace for the Seahawks for a while. He's so good and has unbelievable range.
Washington player gets a 15 yard celebration penalty for spiking the football after a TD "too hard."
What are we doing here? It's a meaningless bowl game, man.
What are we doing here? It's a meaningless bowl game, man.
December 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Washington player gets a 15 yard celebration penalty for spiking the football after a TD "too hard."
What are we doing here? It's a meaningless bowl game, man.
What are we doing here? It's a meaningless bowl game, man.
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the hat on shein vs the hat they deliver
December 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
the hat on shein vs the hat they deliver
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They’ve got coyote pelts 😂
December 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
They’ve got coyote pelts 😂
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Also I saw Rece Davis suggest David Shaw as head coach for Michigan and respectfully what in the smoking blue hell is that as a concept
December 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Also I saw Rece Davis suggest David Shaw as head coach for Michigan and respectfully what in the smoking blue hell is that as a concept
I knew I shouldn't have watched the Diddy doc bc I'm even more pissed than I was before. How is this man not in jail for life? (Money, probably)
December 12, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I knew I shouldn't have watched the Diddy doc bc I'm even more pissed than I was before. How is this man not in jail for life? (Money, probably)
@jonbois.bsky.social watching hockey
December 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
@jonbois.bsky.social watching hockey
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McAfee as “a best-man toast that never ends” is perfect.
December 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
McAfee as “a best-man toast that never ends” is perfect.
Michigan Head Coach Jim Tressel
Michigan Head Coach Lane Kiffin
Michigan Head Coach Brian Kelly
December 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Michigan Head Coach Jim Tressel