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Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab
@bpal.bsky.social
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Fine fragrance, est. 2002 🜏
perfume oil • hair gloss • beard oil • atmosphere spray • bath oil • jewelry • anti-fascism • and more!
https://blackphoenixalchemylab.com
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Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab @bpal.bsky.social · 7d
And we're live! Partnering with the British Library is lifetime achievement stuff, we're very excited. 🥲

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judedoyle.bsky.social
My first non-fiction book since coming out is called DILF: DID I LEAVE FEMINISM, and it's out now. Here, it is in a box on my desk, but it CAN be in your hands and brain if you click here: bookshop.org/p/books/dilf...
DILF in a box on my desk.
February 6, 2026 at 1:19 PM
bpal.bsky.social
Hey hey! Ho ho!
govpritzker.illinois.gov Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 2d
Kristi Noem has to go.
Gregory Bovino has to go.
Stephen Miller has to go.
February 11, 2026 at 9:58 PM
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karlbode.com
Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
photo of Pam Bondi testifying in the foreground as a group of 7 women and 1 men raise their hands
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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NELLY’S TALE is the scent of a fireside chat over a basket of sewing, as snow falls outside Thrushcross Grange: hearthsmoke and smoldering clove-dusted firewood, accented by rivulets of beeswax dribbling into snow flurries.

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Wuthering Heights – Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab
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February 11, 2026 at 5:38 PM
bpal.bsky.social
Our heights have only just begun to wuther! 📚🕯️

Added to our @britishlibrary.bsky.social #WutheringHeights collaboration this Friday: a CATHERINE hair gloss, a HEATHCLIFF beard oil, and the following atmosphere & linen spray:
A 1924 illustration by Percy Tarrant for Emily Brontë’s Wuthering Heights, depicting the servant Nelly sitting on a chair and cradling a young child, her face upturned toward that of an unseen figure. Text reads: “NELLY’S TALE, 4oz Atmosphere & Linen Spray, Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab”
February 11, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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kayamalie.bsky.social
Whale evolution makes me uncomfortable
A diagram of the evolution of whales, from land dwelling mammals to the ocean giants we know today.
February 9, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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courtneymilan.com
I'm going to win.
The way Ms. Hart sees it, romance writers must either embrace artificial intelligence, or get left behind. "If I can generate a book in a day, and you need six months to write a book, who's going to win the race?" she said.
February 8, 2026 at 1:53 PM
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Absolutely! We have been trying to finalize a date for the next Twin Cities Lunacy.
February 7, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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bpal.bsky.social Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab @bpal.bsky.social · 7d
And we're live! Partnering with the British Library is lifetime achievement stuff, we're very excited. 🥲

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February 7, 2026 at 3:08 PM
bpal.bsky.social
Four 5ml perfume oils to launch the series! The CATHERINE and HEATHCLIFF fragrances were formulated to be worn layered with each other, but can also be enjoyed as standalone scents.
A photo of four 5ml amber apothecary labels posed on a scrap of red fabric in front of a wooden window frame. In the background, through the window frame, potted plants are visible. The perfume labels read: UNQUIET SLUMBERS, CATHERINE, HEATHCLIFF, and LET ME IN.
February 6, 2026 at 11:38 PM
bpal.bsky.social
WHAT INDEED
February 6, 2026 at 11:34 PM
bpal.bsky.social
And we're live! Partnering with the British Library is lifetime achievement stuff, we're very excited. 🥲

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February 6, 2026 at 11:29 PM
bpal.bsky.social
We might as well obnoxiously tease this fragrance partnership while we're waiting for it to go live in our shop 🎭

#WutheringHeights
A poster image for BPAL's Wuthering Heights perfume series, featuring one of Percy Tarrant's 1924 illustrations depicting a female character being violently seized by Heathcliff, all faces omitted by the framing and text which reads: "Wuthering Heights: fragrances by black phoenix alchemy lab. An aromatic adaptation created in collaboration with The British Library." A caption on the illustration reads: "IT WAS TOO LATE: HEATHCLIFF HAD ALREADY CAUGHT HOLD OF HER"
February 6, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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mattielubchansky.com
sure you might have seen my name in the big pdf that got released titled “list of draculas currently operating in the united states.” here’s why that’s NOT a big deal:
February 6, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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a black and white dog are sitting next to each other in a field .
ALT: a black and white dog are sitting next to each other in a field .
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February 5, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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And if you like, you may sign up to receive our emails in the future: eepurl.com/CsjP9

We've got plenty of room, now that Lisa has unsubscribed! (We turned her commentary into a Valentine too) 🥰
A screencap from our email unsubscribe reports, including one from someone named Lisa that includes the comment: "Can't take anymore of your political bullshit", but we scribbled in a comma an then added "VALENTINE <3"
February 5, 2026 at 6:26 PM
bpal.bsky.social
If you're not signed up to receive our emails, then you missed yesterday's unhinged love letter to our perfume fanbase. We even created an anticipatory Valentine in response to it! 💌

Actually tho, you can read it here: us4.campaign-archive.com?u=50266fc02a...
It's that "silence, brand" meme with a scary crab shooting lasers out of its eyes, but we crossed out "brand" and scribbled in "Valentine", tee-hee
February 5, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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Quite a few (decidedly NSFW) @girthofvenus.bsky.social artworks available as prints here: girthofvenus.bigcartel.com/products
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February 4, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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A few of these are part of the recent Yule series and will be added to the GoV section later on: blackphoenixalchemylab.com/product-cate...
Artwork by Girth of Venus depicting a Nutcracker posing against a winter wonderland backdrop with a castle seen in negative silhouette in the far distance. Despite a wooden nutcracker-style head, the figure has an apparently human body and ballet-style military costume... which is missing a key area, right there in the front. Oh, and there is also a sword!
February 4, 2026 at 12:11 AM
bpal.bsky.social
We created perfumes with @girthofvenus.bsky.social so we could tap into that heady, swoony Valentine's Day feeling year round. Erotes and lupercalians, take note! 💌

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February 4, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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internethippo.bsky.social
You do it to build public pressure on other members of Congress to support it, which is the first step of achieving it. Avoiding mention of it and helping maintain the veneer of normal government functioning (when in reality we're in crisis) does the opposite
drew-fairless.bsky.social drew-fairless.bsky.social @drew-fairless.bsky.social · 11d
But we are talking about impeaching a clearly lawless president for a third time... What good does a third impeachment do if the first two never stuck?
Additionally, they should have never allowed him on the ballot after 1/6 and the felony convictions. So there are levers to be used.. None work
February 2, 2026 at 2:46 PM
bpal.bsky.social
When we’re not yelling at people to call their reps, we also sell fragrance. 🐍

Here are fifteen lavishly scented bath oils, each more enticing than the last:

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February 2, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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jchavezmpls.bsky.social
You’re describing an emergency. The world is also watching you and waiting for you to do something.

Are you going to establish an eviction moratorium? Rent is due today.
governorwalz.mn.gov Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 13d
They’re taking kids from Minnesota and sending them to detention camps. They’re shooting American citizens in the street and locking investigators out of the crime scenes. The world is watching what happens next.
startribune.com Minnesota Star Tribune @startribune.com · 13d
Hundreds of people spelled out the distress signal "SOS" on Bde Maka Ska in Minneapolis on Friday, Jan. 30.

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February 1, 2026 at 1:44 PM
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February 1, 2026 at 3:05 PM
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onceuponavhs.bsky.social
Moments from Něco z Alenky aka Alice (1988).

Listen to our episode about the film: linktr.ee/onceuponavhs
February 1, 2026 at 11:23 AM