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Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab
@bpal.bsky.social
Fine fragrance, est. 2002 🜏
perfume oil • hair gloss • beard oil • atmosphere spray • bath oil • jewelry • anti-fascism • and more!
https://blackphoenixalchemylab.com
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And we're live! Partnering with the British Library is lifetime achievement stuff, we're very excited. 🥲

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My first non-fiction book since coming out is called DILF: DID I LEAVE FEMINISM, and it's out now. Here, it is in a box on my desk, but it CAN be in your hands and brain if you click here: bookshop.org/p/books/dilf...
February 6, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Hey hey! Ho ho!
Kristi Noem has to go.
Gregory Bovino has to go.
Stephen Miller has to go.
February 11, 2026 at 9:58 PM
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Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
NELLY’S TALE is the scent of a fireside chat over a basket of sewing, as snow falls outside Thrushcross Grange: hearthsmoke and smoldering clove-dusted firewood, accented by rivulets of beeswax dribbling into snow flurries.

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Wuthering Heights – Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab
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February 11, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Our heights have only just begun to wuther! 📚🕯️

Added to our @britishlibrary.bsky.social #WutheringHeights collaboration this Friday: a CATHERINE hair gloss, a HEATHCLIFF beard oil, and the following atmosphere & linen spray:
February 11, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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Whale evolution makes me uncomfortable
February 9, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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I'm going to win.
February 8, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Absolutely! We have been trying to finalize a date for the next Twin Cities Lunacy.
February 7, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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SCREAMS
And we're live! Partnering with the British Library is lifetime achievement stuff, we're very excited. 🥲

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February 7, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Four 5ml perfume oils to launch the series! The CATHERINE and HEATHCLIFF fragrances were formulated to be worn layered with each other, but can also be enjoyed as standalone scents.
February 6, 2026 at 11:38 PM
WHAT INDEED
February 6, 2026 at 11:34 PM
And we're live! Partnering with the British Library is lifetime achievement stuff, we're very excited. 🥲

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February 6, 2026 at 11:29 PM
We might as well obnoxiously tease this fragrance partnership while we're waiting for it to go live in our shop 🎭

#WutheringHeights
February 6, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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sure you might have seen my name in the big pdf that got released titled “list of draculas currently operating in the united states.” here’s why that’s NOT a big deal:
February 6, 2026 at 1:40 AM
And if you like, you may sign up to receive our emails in the future: eepurl.com/CsjP9

We've got plenty of room, now that Lisa has unsubscribed! (We turned her commentary into a Valentine too) 🥰
February 5, 2026 at 6:26 PM
If you're not signed up to receive our emails, then you missed yesterday's unhinged love letter to our perfume fanbase. We even created an anticipatory Valentine in response to it! 💌

Actually tho, you can read it here: us4.campaign-archive.com?u=50266fc02a...
February 5, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Quite a few (decidedly NSFW) @girthofvenus.bsky.social artworks available as prints here: girthofvenus.bigcartel.com/products
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February 4, 2026 at 12:12 AM
A few of these are part of the recent Yule series and will be added to the GoV section later on: blackphoenixalchemylab.com/product-cate...
February 4, 2026 at 12:11 AM
We created perfumes with @girthofvenus.bsky.social so we could tap into that heady, swoony Valentine's Day feeling year round. Erotes and lupercalians, take note! 💌

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February 4, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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You do it to build public pressure on other members of Congress to support it, which is the first step of achieving it. Avoiding mention of it and helping maintain the veneer of normal government functioning (when in reality we're in crisis) does the opposite
But we are talking about impeaching a clearly lawless president for a third time... What good does a third impeachment do if the first two never stuck?
Additionally, they should have never allowed him on the ballot after 1/6 and the felony convictions. So there are levers to be used.. None work
February 2, 2026 at 2:46 PM
When we’re not yelling at people to call their reps, we also sell fragrance. 🐍

Here are fifteen lavishly scented bath oils, each more enticing than the last:

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February 2, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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You’re describing an emergency. The world is also watching you and waiting for you to do something.

Are you going to establish an eviction moratorium? Rent is due today.
They’re taking kids from Minnesota and sending them to detention camps. They’re shooting American citizens in the street and locking investigators out of the crime scenes. The world is watching what happens next.
Hundreds of people spelled out the distress signal "SOS" on Bde Maka Ska in Minneapolis on Friday, Jan. 30.

📷️ Provided by Jeff Schad
February 1, 2026 at 1:44 PM
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February 1, 2026 at 3:05 PM
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Moments from Něco z Alenky aka Alice (1988).

Listen to our episode about the film: linktr.ee/onceuponavhs
February 1, 2026 at 11:23 AM