boy rat
@boyrat.bsky.social
overweight reprobate
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boy rat
@boyrat.bsky.social
· Nov 12
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happy Edmund Fitzgerald day to those who celebrate
November 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
happy Edmund Fitzgerald day to those who celebrate
by time world of warcraft finishes downloading I won't feel like playing it anymore
October 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
by time world of warcraft finishes downloading I won't feel like playing it anymore
One of the best
Aja, the sixth studio album by Steely Dan, was released #OTD 1977 by ABC Records.
September 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
One of the best
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big news: i no longer own a working printer
September 18, 2025 at 3:38 PM
big news: i no longer own a working printer
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Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes bouncers
September 16, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes bouncers
clowns to the left of me
groypers to the alt-right
here i am, stuck in the middle with you
groypers to the alt-right
here i am, stuck in the middle with you
September 16, 2025 at 4:51 AM
clowns to the left of me
groypers to the alt-right
here i am, stuck in the middle with you
groypers to the alt-right
here i am, stuck in the middle with you
…get up, and get down with the sickness
baby i wanna bring out the shitposter if you
September 16, 2025 at 4:48 AM
…get up, and get down with the sickness
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lot of people been posting this one but here’s my post of it with my name correct. okie doke
posting this Classic over here in honor of the big man himself. adios bitch
September 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
lot of people been posting this one but here’s my post of it with my name correct. okie doke
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Glad the vice president of the United States, whose salary my taxes fund, is using his position to *checks notes* attack me on the Charlie Kirk show.
September 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Glad the vice president of the United States, whose salary my taxes fund, is using his position to *checks notes* attack me on the Charlie Kirk show.
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I wrote my own Charlie Kirk obituary, and about valuing truth over manners: www.thenation.com/article/poli...
Charlie Kirk’s Legacy Deserves No Mourning
The white Christian nationalist provocateur wasn't a promoter of civil discourse. He preached hate, bigotry, and division
www.thenation.com
September 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I wrote my own Charlie Kirk obituary, and about valuing truth over manners: www.thenation.com/article/poli...
every time i pass a dude on the park trails wearing an armor plate carrier without a shirt, i just know the literal translation of the chinese or kanji tattooed on their triceps would have me rolling
September 13, 2025 at 4:36 AM
every time i pass a dude on the park trails wearing an armor plate carrier without a shirt, i just know the literal translation of the chinese or kanji tattooed on their triceps would have me rolling
your tax dollars at work!
The DeSantis administration currently has at least seven Florida Highway Patrol troopers just on anti-chalk duty: Two watching from a Dunkin Donuts next door and five more parked in the lot right behind them.
August 31, 2025 at 2:42 AM
your tax dollars at work!
“it’s better in the app!” oh no sounds like you need to make your website better
August 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
“it’s better in the app!” oh no sounds like you need to make your website better
slightly diminish a band: Perhaps
slightly diminish a band: the Barely Dented Pumpkins
Slightly diminish a band: The Only Mostly Dead Kennedys
August 13, 2025 at 6:12 AM
slightly diminish a band: Perhaps
they have subs. submarine sandwiches. and they throw the subs. that's better than a brick because you can't throw a brick. its too heavy. but a sub, you can really put some power into that. yes sir. and then when they get caught they say "no, this is just a sub for my family" like theyre so innocent
August 12, 2025 at 6:29 AM
they have subs. submarine sandwiches. and they throw the subs. that's better than a brick because you can't throw a brick. its too heavy. but a sub, you can really put some power into that. yes sir. and then when they get caught they say "no, this is just a sub for my family" like theyre so innocent
this is how i wish my dreams looked
Five other paintings I did on stream!
Five of these will be going to my top gifted sub donators from the subathon!
Idk what I’ll do with the sixth one lol
I should paint more 😳
Five of these will be going to my top gifted sub donators from the subathon!
Idk what I’ll do with the sixth one lol
I should paint more 😳
May 27, 2025 at 6:20 AM
this is how i wish my dreams looked
is there an emoji that conveys “i only barely have the motivation to keep myself and my dog alive right now so i definitely won’t be reading that but good luck”
May 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
is there an emoji that conveys “i only barely have the motivation to keep myself and my dog alive right now so i definitely won’t be reading that but good luck”
i be both teetering and tottering on this blessed day
May 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
i be both teetering and tottering on this blessed day
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If you’re too young to remember 9/11, one of the things about the subsequent 3-4 years if if you lived by The World’s Biggest Fork, people would be like “we need to be careful, that fork could be a target, terrorists hate our fork”
April 30, 2025 at 12:29 PM
If you’re too young to remember 9/11, one of the things about the subsequent 3-4 years if if you lived by The World’s Biggest Fork, people would be like “we need to be careful, that fork could be a target, terrorists hate our fork”
i think Gene Belcher from Bob’s Burgers would be really into the band TV Girl
i will not be justifying this claim in any way
i will not be justifying this claim in any way
April 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
i think Gene Belcher from Bob’s Burgers would be really into the band TV Girl
i will not be justifying this claim in any way
i will not be justifying this claim in any way
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Pretty sure it’s FLAVOR FLAV 👀
April 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Pretty sure it’s FLAVOR FLAV 👀
folks, we're going to be bringing back a little thing called "exile." its a good word! some say its an old-fashioned word, but I say its a good word. "exile!" and if you sent people out of the United States to an overseas concentration camp with no legal precedent, we're going to exile you. buh bye!
I will quit my job and work for any candidate who promises to put the leadership of this administration in the same overseas gulag they've been shipping people to
April 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
folks, we're going to be bringing back a little thing called "exile." its a good word! some say its an old-fashioned word, but I say its a good word. "exile!" and if you sent people out of the United States to an overseas concentration camp with no legal precedent, we're going to exile you. buh bye!