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Caleb
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Padres Fanataic
Padres Twitter refugee
Manaea/Maybin/Sports Card Collector
Basketball Enjoyer
Humboldt based
Veteran
Rivers possibly coming back has me remembering those Keenan McCardell, Eric Parker, V Jax, Gates, LT, Michael Turner, Malcom Floyd teams. It makes me nostalgic. I hope Dean Spanos never knows peace
Philip Rivers' oldest kid is almost the same age as Riley Leonard
December 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Which of you fuck asses is sniping me on David Morgan cards? I’m getting sick of it
December 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The Cranberry Orange Bundt sounds divine and I’m so sad I can’t make it down for this one.
Fellow San Diegans, I'm having a holiday themed pop-up this Saturday from noon until sell out at Brewjeria Taproom in Chula Vista and you're all invited! Details below:
December 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Relentlessly refreshing the podcast and supercast feeds to get the latest Right Time with Spencer Hall
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Deep down in his bones Dylan “Wiener Czar” Cease is a loser. An also-ran underachiever. Good riddance.
December 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
We just reached mid game
Beef roast in at 275 for another 2.5 hours. Then up temp for gołąbki, pecan pie, Mac and cheese, apple pie, and sweet potato on standby. Potatoes on the stove waiting to start boiling. Pierogi resting in fridge ready to get heated last with sauces and gravies
November 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Nah. Myself and other esteemed members of the sicko community are on our way to the grocery store tonight. I will be making at least 3 more runs between tomorrow and maybe Thursday morning. See my fellow procrastinators, poor planners, and sickos in line and remember to stay calm in the parking lot!
If you're doing your last Thanksgiving grocery run today (and you really should be) here's what you'd need for apple pie:
This was my late wife’s apple pie recipe. It has never failed to be absolutely delicious or beloved by everyone. (Recipe is also in alt text if you want to copy/paste.)
November 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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So my pie take is there are no bad pies, but some pies have to be eaten a certain way:

1. Pecan: Always good

2. Fruit: Must be homemade. Otherwise bad.

3. Pumpkin: Best eaten cold at 7 am standing over a sink before everyone wakes up
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I think I’d rather see Ta’Niya Latson over Olivia Miles. My rankings based on eye test and vibes are:
Azzi Fudd
Latson
Awa Fam
Lauren Betts
Flau’Jae Johnson
Miles
Iyana Martin
I wrote about the Seattle Storm's #WNBADraft options after we learned that they will pick 3rd overall next year. The article is available to all WNBA fans. stormchaserswnba.substack.com/p/storm-pick...
Storm will pick 3rd in the 2026 WNBA Draft
Seattle will have some great options to choose from.
stormchaserswnba.substack.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Me whenever eastcoasters and midwesterners try and call the ice cream brand Edy’s
November 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
It makes me homesick. I miss San Diego so much tonight
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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My "We're not Enron" t-shirt is raising a lot of accounting and corporate finance questions already answered by my shirt
it's happening dot gif
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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This is how bad actors manage to drive a wedge between the lower and middle class. We are all one missed paycheck or one bad accident away from potentially losing everything, and it’s foolish to pretend we shouldn’t fight together
November 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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These schmucks are approaching what I like to call a "reverse Afghanistan" sexuality here:
November 24, 2025 at 11:22 AM
An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the age of men comes crashing down but it is not this day
This day we fight By all that you hold dear on this good Earth I bid you stand, Charlie Brown
In Italy, for 30 years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, 500 years of democracy and peace and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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the toy drive is tomorrow!! are you in the houston area? do you think foster and at-risk kids deserve to experience joy and happiness in this cold world? this event may be perfect for you 🫵🏼🎅🏻
josh hader and his wife maria will be doing their annual toy drive again next week! if you follow me you’re familiar with BEAR but Be a Resource works with foster and CPS-involved youth in the Houston area. since i am geographically distant, pls support in my stead if you can!!
November 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
@birdbrad.bsky.social does the wildlife alliance journal have a hard copy in print? I really want the September/October issue with the condor on the front
November 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Every day John Rzeznik looks a little bit more like Eren Yeager’s titan
NPR just posted the Goo Goo Dolls Tiny Desk concert that you didn't know you needed in 2025 www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0X1...
Goo Goo Dolls: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
www.youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
51+ parallels is too many parallels. I may never finish my Crabs Legend David Morgan Rookie Card Rainbow. It’s like there’s 5 different rainbows. Retail, Hobby, Hangers, Value Box and Holidays/Not Card stock/Other have full rainbows. 18 down 33 to go I doubt I get all 8 1/1s but a boy can dream
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Fuck off. Small government conservatives had a chance to reject Trumpism but chose to embrace it because they saw it as the glide path to power. They, Isgur included, abandoned their principles to chase it.

Conservatism had its shot. It can go to the back of the fucking line for a decade or two.
November 20, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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"How's everyone's give-a-sh*t factor today?"

RIP to the first star the San Diego Padres ever had, Randy Jones.
November 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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More like Keith Olderman
November 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Pretty sure that’s scorigami
November 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Earned my “buy the band a beer” pin again today by buying my favorite crab grass trombonist a beer at roller derby
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM