Aisling Morrigan Riot
@bonesolvent.bsky.social
44 🏳️⚧️ Knife maker, lesbian, raccoon, trashgirl, trans goth milf
18+ only.
18+ only.
Wait. Maybe it's not that I'm into non-American women.
Maybe I'm just into *anti*-American women.
Maybe I'm just into *anti*-American women.
January 22, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Wait. Maybe it's not that I'm into non-American women.
Maybe I'm just into *anti*-American women.
Maybe I'm just into *anti*-American women.
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This is an excellent analogy, because my recollection from grade school is that the pen on the right looks fun and exciting, and then you play with it for a few minutes and realize it's not actually useful for anything and in fact makes some tasks more cumbersome, and never think about it again.
yeah, just out of interest, how many people choose the pen on the right for real work or art? See a lot of them in professional workplaces, do you?
January 22, 2026 at 12:21 PM
This is an excellent analogy, because my recollection from grade school is that the pen on the right looks fun and exciting, and then you play with it for a few minutes and realize it's not actually useful for anything and in fact makes some tasks more cumbersome, and never think about it again.
3 weeks later, and Twügl the Forlorn Philosopher has Mörked his last Borg. He died as he lived; magic dagger in one hand, Suspiciously Normal Potato x1 in the other.
January 22, 2026 at 1:59 PM
3 weeks later, and Twügl the Forlorn Philosopher has Mörked his last Borg. He died as he lived; magic dagger in one hand, Suspiciously Normal Potato x1 in the other.
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Yeah,
This is the kind of shit I learned Graphic design for.
This is the kind of shit I learned Graphic design for.
December 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Yeah,
This is the kind of shit I learned Graphic design for.
This is the kind of shit I learned Graphic design for.
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“Since you didn’t give me a peace prize I declare war on you” is the ultimate “you called me racist too many times, now I am racist”
![NEW: @potus letter to @jonasgahrstore links @NobelPrize to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials:
Dear Ambassador:
President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state]
“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hbpefio3f5csc44msmbgioxz/bafkreie7itpptx3xbxhpsnlaqmwk752h7pcrion5ija2apksljtax2adx4@jpeg)
January 19, 2026 at 5:25 AM
“Since you didn’t give me a peace prize I declare war on you” is the ultimate “you called me racist too many times, now I am racist”
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Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip
January 18, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip
Ever gone to hook up with someone and instead just quoted Dr Tran at each other for like 3 hours?
January 19, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Ever gone to hook up with someone and instead just quoted Dr Tran at each other for like 3 hours?
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When you’re grumpy and just want to stay home.
January 17, 2026 at 1:31 PM
When you’re grumpy and just want to stay home.
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My democratic rep told me ICE keeps hurting his constituents so I asked how many constituents he has and he said he just goes to actblue and asks for more donations to do nothing so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding his constituents to murderers and then my phone lit up asking for a donation
January 16, 2026 at 9:07 PM
My democratic rep told me ICE keeps hurting his constituents so I asked how many constituents he has and he said he just goes to actblue and asks for more donations to do nothing so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding his constituents to murderers and then my phone lit up asking for a donation
I always knew Carpenter Brut was a hack
January 16, 2026 at 10:44 PM
I always knew Carpenter Brut was a hack
*sigh*
Give us normal names please
Give us normal names please
January 16, 2026 at 10:39 PM
*sigh*
Give us normal names please
Give us normal names please
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Iran has the chance to do the funniest thing rn
January 15, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Iran has the chance to do the funniest thing rn
The thing I love about Bluesky is that when you get a reply from someone you don't follow, and who doesn't follow you, you can easily tell that it's some douche who's just searching for certain phrases to start arguments.
January 15, 2026 at 12:18 PM
The thing I love about Bluesky is that when you get a reply from someone you don't follow, and who doesn't follow you, you can easily tell that it's some douche who's just searching for certain phrases to start arguments.
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If you haven't seen either, watch Resolution and The Endless back to back and don't look up anything about either. I promise you'll have a real good time.
January 15, 2026 at 4:53 AM
If you haven't seen either, watch Resolution and The Endless back to back and don't look up anything about either. I promise you'll have a real good time.
"Well, now we know there's soul whores. Write that down."
January 15, 2026 at 3:40 AM
"Well, now we know there's soul whores. Write that down."
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Also i have the infamous tdick pin >:3
January 11, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Also i have the infamous tdick pin >:3
Investment guys came in to talk about our retirement plans.
They literally left the entire year of 2025 out of the stockmarket discussion and had to be pressured into revealing what a dogshit year it was.
Also my retirement is now completely dependent on Nvidia so I'm working until I die I guess.
They literally left the entire year of 2025 out of the stockmarket discussion and had to be pressured into revealing what a dogshit year it was.
Also my retirement is now completely dependent on Nvidia so I'm working until I die I guess.
January 14, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Investment guys came in to talk about our retirement plans.
They literally left the entire year of 2025 out of the stockmarket discussion and had to be pressured into revealing what a dogshit year it was.
Also my retirement is now completely dependent on Nvidia so I'm working until I die I guess.
They literally left the entire year of 2025 out of the stockmarket discussion and had to be pressured into revealing what a dogshit year it was.
Also my retirement is now completely dependent on Nvidia so I'm working until I die I guess.
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if you stick your meat between two slices of bread, you're fucking a sandwich.
if you stick the bread *in* your meat that's a fucking soundwich
if you stick the bread *in* your meat that's a fucking soundwich
January 12, 2026 at 6:17 PM
if you stick your meat between two slices of bread, you're fucking a sandwich.
if you stick the bread *in* your meat that's a fucking soundwich
if you stick the bread *in* your meat that's a fucking soundwich
Facebook no longer has a problem with me posting full frontal.
However I did get several page strikes for saying "Fuck ICE."
However I did get several page strikes for saying "Fuck ICE."
January 13, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Facebook no longer has a problem with me posting full frontal.
However I did get several page strikes for saying "Fuck ICE."
However I did get several page strikes for saying "Fuck ICE."
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i know it's 90% off but a warning to potential customers not to buy the steam version of heavy rain. it is not safe. it installs heavy rain on your computer
January 13, 2026 at 2:50 AM
i know it's 90% off but a warning to potential customers not to buy the steam version of heavy rain. it is not safe. it installs heavy rain on your computer
"Eat more protein" says the government.
Beef is nearly $8 a pound you fucks, how the fuck do I afford this.
Beef is nearly $8 a pound you fucks, how the fuck do I afford this.
January 12, 2026 at 9:07 PM
"Eat more protein" says the government.
Beef is nearly $8 a pound you fucks, how the fuck do I afford this.
Beef is nearly $8 a pound you fucks, how the fuck do I afford this.