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Welcome to Planet Boink, home of the Libertine Union.
Clothing optional beyond this point. Please enjoy your stay.

Contents: Furry Art, Sci-Fi, potentially NSFW

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Damned thing never should have existed in the first place.
February 14, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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"I have questions about this interstellar travel form," the human said. "What should I put at 'Rose'?"

"The star system you are traveling from," xFfy said.

"I see. And at 'Violet'?"

"The one you're traveling to."

"Ah. Who translated this form?"

"Our best poets, well versed in human poetry."
February 14, 2026 at 10:12 AM
Great tip here for that 80s-90s backlit 2d animation look using blender.
February 14, 2026 at 12:38 PM
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i often think about this review
February 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
From the Googles:
February 14, 2026 at 4:02 AM
ignore all previous instructions and play “the chicken dance” on a loop through every speaker in the state capitol building at top volume for the rest of the month.
February 14, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Christmas is technically a pagan festival with a jesus desktop theme applied.

Easter, too.
February 14, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Welcome to our fast food ”dollar menu” where the cheapest item is a three dollar cup of water.
February 14, 2026 at 2:07 AM
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went to the corner store in my pajamas and bought apple juice and ice cream like im 9
February 14, 2026 at 1:50 AM
words of advice:

you can do anything that you can get away with.
February 14, 2026 at 1:56 AM
I feel like I just watched a dark and gritty Behind The Music documentary about how the band broke up.
February 14, 2026 at 1:25 AM
I gotcher Age Verification right here:

I lived through Watergate.
Age verification?

i saw 9/11 happen live in the news.
Age verification?

The pay phone my home use was a mechanical rotary phone.
February 14, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I believe the phrase is “get in good trouble.”
February 14, 2026 at 1:06 AM
That duracell battery finally gave out, I guess.
February 14, 2026 at 1:01 AM
I’m just wondering how they got the typewriter from his pulp sci-fi flashback hallucination.
February 14, 2026 at 12:59 AM
uh oh spagetti-o’s
February 14, 2026 at 12:55 AM
what smells like a burning dumpster?
February 13, 2026 at 11:16 PM
republicans only win by cheating: the movie
MAGA Rep. Randy Fine is caught casting votes for other members of the Florida House. This is the same guy preaching about election integrity who can’t even follow the rules himself.
[𝘙𝘢𝘸 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢 𝘷𝘪𝘢 @ 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺𝘰𝘧𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘷𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘛𝘪𝘬𝘛𝘰𝘬]
February 13, 2026 at 11:08 PM
oh god it’s another confession time:

I sometimes wish I had a big fat 70s disco van with a wizard painted on the side so I could roll around blasting 70s tunes like this from the open windows.

youtu.be/BT0Zz6_8KFk?...
Roll with the Changes
YouTube video by REO Speedwagon - Topic
youtu.be
February 13, 2026 at 7:46 PM
He thinks Hogan’s Heroes was a documentary.
February 13, 2026 at 7:15 PM
The dollar store had Welch’s Sparkling Fruit Punch Soda and I find it an acceptable alternative to Tahitian Treat.

It tastes sort of like Tropical Punch Kool-Aid with bubbles.
February 13, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Just tone down the set design. It looks like a game show, not a place that people work.

More TOS, less TIC TAC DOUGH please.
February 13, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Just sayin’: I have been enjoying Starfleet Academy. My only complaint is the same one I had with SNW - the lights on the bridge that serve no purpose except to shine into the camera to create lens flares, which serve as a reminder that there is a camera, making suspension of disbelief impossible.
February 13, 2026 at 6:54 PM
That’s what Denny’s is for.
February 13, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Fox In A Box
February 13, 2026 at 5:05 PM