All Chickens Are Beautiful
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Swamp-dweller. Chicken tender. Duck botherer. The trees don't need me to speak for them. Born at 333 ppm
Only counts if the cops are _facing_ the feds.
If there comes a day when police put their bodies between the feds with guns and their targets, I will praise the police for doing so. I don’t expect to see that day. It might even be a dangerous escalation. But until that day comes … I assume they are helping the feds.
February 1, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Only counts if the cops are _facing_ the feds.
when it comes to the cops, a password of "12345" is better than a freaking iris scan.
The FBI was able to access Washington Post reporter Hannah Natanson's Signal messages because she used Signal on her work laptop. The laptop accepted Touch ID for authentication, meaning the agents were allowed to require her to unlock it. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
February 1, 2026 at 12:41 AM
when it comes to the cops, a password of "12345" is better than a freaking iris scan.
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(extraordinarily laudatory)
January 31, 2026 at 2:17 PM
(extraordinarily laudatory)
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oh shit we got hennepin hannah
January 31, 2026 at 2:55 PM
oh shit we got hennepin hannah
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Update we have run out of Haitian Creole translators! Everyone available here is at capacity!
We still need Spanish, French and ASL translators but our in-town Haitian Creole liaisons (many volunteers from the community) are tired and we wanna prevent burn out!
We still need Spanish, French and ASL translators but our in-town Haitian Creole liaisons (many volunteers from the community) are tired and we wanna prevent burn out!
We're looking for translators in French, Spanish and ASL
Springfield, Ohio is bracing to protect our neighbors and keep Haitian children from being swept up in our foster care or youth incarceration systems
www.haitiancss.org
Springfield, Ohio is bracing to protect our neighbors and keep Haitian children from being swept up in our foster care or youth incarceration systems
www.haitiancss.org
Haitian Community Solidarity and Support - Springfield, OH Charity
Founded in 2024, this non-profit organization stands in solidarity with Haitian immigrants located in Springfield, Ohio and throughout Clark County. Our goal is assisting immigrants, especially nation...
www.haitiancss.org
January 31, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Update we have run out of Haitian Creole translators! Everyone available here is at capacity!
We still need Spanish, French and ASL translators but our in-town Haitian Creole liaisons (many volunteers from the community) are tired and we wanna prevent burn out!
We still need Spanish, French and ASL translators but our in-town Haitian Creole liaisons (many volunteers from the community) are tired and we wanna prevent burn out!
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Union workers solved the trolley problem, you're welcome
January 31, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Union workers solved the trolley problem, you're welcome
Between Chomsky and Pinker, are there any notable linguists who don't suck shit?
January 31, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Between Chomsky and Pinker, are there any notable linguists who don't suck shit?
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It’s day 60 of the ICE occupation of MSP.
We are approaching two months under occupation, and our resolve is stronger than ever.
Friends in other cities- start organizing now. Talk to five friends, neighbors, or parents at your kid’s school, and start building your network to resist ICE.
We are approaching two months under occupation, and our resolve is stronger than ever.
Friends in other cities- start organizing now. Talk to five friends, neighbors, or parents at your kid’s school, and start building your network to resist ICE.
January 31, 2026 at 4:41 AM
It’s day 60 of the ICE occupation of MSP.
We are approaching two months under occupation, and our resolve is stronger than ever.
Friends in other cities- start organizing now. Talk to five friends, neighbors, or parents at your kid’s school, and start building your network to resist ICE.
We are approaching two months under occupation, and our resolve is stronger than ever.
Friends in other cities- start organizing now. Talk to five friends, neighbors, or parents at your kid’s school, and start building your network to resist ICE.
That’s enough internet for one day.
That feeling when you, a terrorism and extremism scholar, see documentary evidence that shows moot met with Jeffery Epstein on the same day /pol was launched:
January 31, 2026 at 4:55 AM
That’s enough internet for one day.
omg. Tonight's the last sub-zero low in the forecast!
January 31, 2026 at 12:56 AM
omg. Tonight's the last sub-zero low in the forecast!
fine, I'll take 30 seconds to call my senators and thank them.
👀 Every Senate Democrat + Collins and Murkowski just voted for the Bernie Sanders amendment to repeal the $75 billion in additional ICE funding under Trump’s “big beautiful bill.” The measure failed 49-51.
January 31, 2026 at 12:52 AM
fine, I'll take 30 seconds to call my senators and thank them.
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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
January 30, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
If the state of Minnesota wants to do something about the invasion that isn't likely to run afoul of the Supremacy Clause, they could assign a couple of park rangers to Fort Snelling State Park over night to rescue folks getting dumped there by ICE. Maybe even ticket them for not having park passes.
January 30, 2026 at 3:11 PM
If the state of Minnesota wants to do something about the invasion that isn't likely to run afoul of the Supremacy Clause, they could assign a couple of park rangers to Fort Snelling State Park over night to rescue folks getting dumped there by ICE. Maybe even ticket them for not having park passes.
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A moment from the British satirical magazine PRIVATE EYE. (12/n)
January 30, 2026 at 2:51 PM
A moment from the British satirical magazine PRIVATE EYE. (12/n)
Hey fellow Minnesotans! I don't like Amy. I bet many of you don't either.
Here's something we can do:
DFL caucuses are Feb 3. There will a straw poll for governor. If enough of us vote "no endorsement", and get ourselves delegate spots, that could create space for someone who doesn't suck.
Here's something we can do:
DFL caucuses are Feb 3. There will a straw poll for governor. If enough of us vote "no endorsement", and get ourselves delegate spots, that could create space for someone who doesn't suck.
January 29, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Hey fellow Minnesotans! I don't like Amy. I bet many of you don't either.
Here's something we can do:
DFL caucuses are Feb 3. There will a straw poll for governor. If enough of us vote "no endorsement", and get ourselves delegate spots, that could create space for someone who doesn't suck.
Here's something we can do:
DFL caucuses are Feb 3. There will a straw poll for governor. If enough of us vote "no endorsement", and get ourselves delegate spots, that could create space for someone who doesn't suck.
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Dear Non-Springfielders,
We are watching, preparing and putting systems into place. We've got a pretty cool community system that's been in the work for months. If you are planning to come help Springfield, Ohio CONTACT US before you show up
#Springfield #Ohio - we aren't a major (cont)
We are watching, preparing and putting systems into place. We've got a pretty cool community system that's been in the work for months. If you are planning to come help Springfield, Ohio CONTACT US before you show up
#Springfield #Ohio - we aren't a major (cont)
January 29, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Dear Non-Springfielders,
We are watching, preparing and putting systems into place. We've got a pretty cool community system that's been in the work for months. If you are planning to come help Springfield, Ohio CONTACT US before you show up
#Springfield #Ohio - we aren't a major (cont)
We are watching, preparing and putting systems into place. We've got a pretty cool community system that's been in the work for months. If you are planning to come help Springfield, Ohio CONTACT US before you show up
#Springfield #Ohio - we aren't a major (cont)
Eventually one of the AI chatbot companies is going to launch targeted advertising via prompt injection and we'll get to watch the final collapse of consensus reality.
January 29, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Eventually one of the AI chatbot companies is going to launch targeted advertising via prompt injection and we'll get to watch the final collapse of consensus reality.
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Reminder that after 9/11, the FBI tried to infiltrate mosques and kept running into the problem that people at the mosque would call them up going "this guy is being shady as hell, he keeps talking about blowing stuff up, you gotta look into him"
And that shady guy was *always* a fed.
And that shady guy was *always* a fed.
January 27, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Reminder that after 9/11, the FBI tried to infiltrate mosques and kept running into the problem that people at the mosque would call them up going "this guy is being shady as hell, he keeps talking about blowing stuff up, you gotta look into him"
And that shady guy was *always* a fed.
And that shady guy was *always* a fed.
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If anyone has any information on this, I'm chadkirchner.1701 on Signal. I've talked a little a bit about this here: www.kirchnerreport.com/p/your-next-...
January 28, 2026 at 6:19 PM
If anyone has any information on this, I'm chadkirchner.1701 on Signal. I've talked a little a bit about this here: www.kirchnerreport.com/p/your-next-...
Blink three times if they're threatening trumped up charges against your kids, Tim.
No? That's what I figured.
No? That's what I figured.
TIM WALZ: “I don't agree with Tom Homan’s philosophy on things, but I do understand that he is law enforcement and he understands right and wrong.”
January 28, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Blink three times if they're threatening trumped up charges against your kids, Tim.
No? That's what I figured.
No? That's what I figured.
I'd like the labelers on here a lot more if "Show badge" were always an option.
January 28, 2026 at 2:20 PM
I'd like the labelers on here a lot more if "Show badge" were always an option.
If nobody except Amy has launched a campaign for governor before the caucuses next week, I'm leaning towards just writing in Elliot Payne.
January 28, 2026 at 12:36 AM
If nobody except Amy has launched a campaign for governor before the caucuses next week, I'm leaning towards just writing in Elliot Payne.
I’m shocked, shocked that of the 29 consulates in Minnesota that ICE would choose this one.
On a related note, apparently Finland has two: one in the metro and one in Virginia, MN.
On a related note, apparently Finland has two: one in the metro and one in Virginia, MN.
1/27/2026 - Minneapolis
ICE just attempted an illegal entry into the ECUADORIAN CONSULATE to abduct someone
They did not have a warrant
ICE just attempted an illegal entry into the ECUADORIAN CONSULATE to abduct someone
They did not have a warrant
January 27, 2026 at 11:57 PM
I’m shocked, shocked that of the 29 consulates in Minnesota that ICE would choose this one.
On a related note, apparently Finland has two: one in the metro and one in Virginia, MN.
On a related note, apparently Finland has two: one in the metro and one in Virginia, MN.
Worst theatrical release since Battlefield Earth?
Who wouldn’t want to watch a movie that answers the question “what if the uncanny valley was a person?”
Who wouldn’t want to watch a movie that answers the question “what if the uncanny valley was a person?”
Amazon’s MGM studios spent tens of millions, but the documentary is projected to make just $1M in its first week.
This comes as a new report from Rolling Stone details serious labor issues and two-thirds of the film’s staff requesting not to be credited at the end of the film. trib.al/Clr03cD
This comes as a new report from Rolling Stone details serious labor issues and two-thirds of the film’s staff requesting not to be credited at the end of the film. trib.al/Clr03cD
Melania Documentary Flops as Crew Reveals Behind-the-Scenes Chaos
The first lady’s documentary was a mess in production—and now it’s struggling at the box office.
trib.al
January 27, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Worst theatrical release since Battlefield Earth?
Who wouldn’t want to watch a movie that answers the question “what if the uncanny valley was a person?”
Who wouldn’t want to watch a movie that answers the question “what if the uncanny valley was a person?”