Topper Bottoms
@bobtastiik.bsky.social
Do iHave to remind y’all of that time when iWas taken hostage on David Geffen’s yacht FOR A WEEK and nobody answered my texts?
Does the fact that the FBI Chief is talking about going to join the hunt for Savannah G’s mom strike anyone else as performative?
February 5, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Does the fact that the FBI Chief is talking about going to join the hunt for Savannah G’s mom strike anyone else as performative?
It’s hard not to see so many industries/ large companies buckling and firing people left and right and not feel the impeding doom.
February 4, 2026 at 8:26 PM
It’s hard not to see so many industries/ large companies buckling and firing people left and right and not feel the impeding doom.
We are experiencing an epidemic deficiency of consequences.
Bring back firings, public shaming, community shunning and ass whooping.
Bring back firings, public shaming, community shunning and ass whooping.
So much corruption, so few firings. The corruption has been normalized.
February 4, 2026 at 8:17 PM
We are experiencing an epidemic deficiency of consequences.
Bring back firings, public shaming, community shunning and ass whooping.
Bring back firings, public shaming, community shunning and ass whooping.
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Akinyele:
PUT
IT
IN
YOUR
MOUTH
IT
IN
YOUR
MOUTH
February 4, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Akinyele:
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BREAKING: Someone out-pizza'd the hut!
Pizza Hut is closing hundreds of locations across the United States while its parent company continues a strategic review of the embattled brand. https://cnn.it/4bBOGps
February 4, 2026 at 6:39 PM
BREAKING: Someone out-pizza'd the hut!
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Y’all get real ugly when talking about people losing their jobs. Why were people still working at The Post? Because they need salary and benefits. Same reason you’re working at yours.
February 4, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Y’all get real ugly when talking about people losing their jobs. Why were people still working at The Post? Because they need salary and benefits. Same reason you’re working at yours.
I’m going to add “Well Actually” to my email signature because iSay it enough around here.
February 4, 2026 at 3:38 PM
I’m going to add “Well Actually” to my email signature because iSay it enough around here.
All iHear in my head this morning are Kehlani’s adlibs from Ring with Cardi B.
Good morning.
Good morning.
February 3, 2026 at 3:21 PM
All iHear in my head this morning are Kehlani’s adlibs from Ring with Cardi B.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Still on my list to start and finish this year.
📚💙 Book 9 of 2026, The Stone Sky by NK Jemisin. This is Book 3 of the Broken Earth trilogy, and it has overtaken Lord of the Rings as my very favorite fantasy/sci-fi trilogy. It really is that good. Read for #BookNerd Category “Read a Hugo Award winner.”
February 2, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Still on my list to start and finish this year.
Chile the Girls Scouts were outside my yoga studio yesterday selling cookies.
A SETUP!
(iBought 5 boxes. 🤦🏾♂️)
A SETUP!
(iBought 5 boxes. 🤦🏾♂️)
February 2, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Chile the Girls Scouts were outside my yoga studio yesterday selling cookies.
A SETUP!
(iBought 5 boxes. 🤦🏾♂️)
A SETUP!
(iBought 5 boxes. 🤦🏾♂️)
So the new Devil Wears Prada trailer …
I’m hoping this amnesia teaser is not something serious like Alzheimer’s and is either pure shade or a small concussion.
I’m hoping this amnesia teaser is not something serious like Alzheimer’s and is either pure shade or a small concussion.
February 2, 2026 at 3:34 PM
So the new Devil Wears Prada trailer …
I’m hoping this amnesia teaser is not something serious like Alzheimer’s and is either pure shade or a small concussion.
I’m hoping this amnesia teaser is not something serious like Alzheimer’s and is either pure shade or a small concussion.
Had an emotional day in yoga teacher training yesterday; bawled during the meditation, cried during the gratitude discussion.
Love my cohort and who I’m becoming because of them.
Love my cohort and who I’m becoming because of them.
February 2, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Had an emotional day in yoga teacher training yesterday; bawled during the meditation, cried during the gratitude discussion.
Love my cohort and who I’m becoming because of them.
Love my cohort and who I’m becoming because of them.
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- The chestnut-necklaced partridge (Tropicoperdix charltonii) is a species of bird in the family Phasianidae.
- Photo courtesy of HO Sung Wee, Malaysia.
- Photo courtesy of HO Sung Wee, Malaysia.
February 2, 2026 at 12:44 AM
- The chestnut-necklaced partridge (Tropicoperdix charltonii) is a species of bird in the family Phasianidae.
- Photo courtesy of HO Sung Wee, Malaysia.
- Photo courtesy of HO Sung Wee, Malaysia.
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The dick you put in my text messages better be the same size dick you got on you when I arrive.
I'm only taking variations from the lesbian community and it better be bigger.
I'm only taking variations from the lesbian community and it better be bigger.
February 2, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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This who runs this account
February 2, 2026 at 1:41 AM
This who runs this account
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The singer nabbed the award for Best Progressive R&B.
Durand Bernarr Accepts His First-Ever Grammy As Only He Can
Durand Bernarr Accepts His First-Ever Grammy As Only He Can
www.huffpost.com
February 2, 2026 at 12:26 AM
The singer nabbed the award for Best Progressive R&B.
Ngl I’m tired as a mofo but I’ve still got another 8 hours of yoga training today (thankfully only about 2-3 of that will be physical but still …)
February 1, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Ngl I’m tired as a mofo but I’ve still got another 8 hours of yoga training today (thankfully only about 2-3 of that will be physical but still …)
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there's a lot of monday happening on a friday, if you ask me.
January 31, 2026 at 12:47 AM
there's a lot of monday happening on a friday, if you ask me.
Holy shit!
Catherine O'Hara, the actor who starred as Kate McCallister in “Home Alone,” has died at 71, TMZ reports
Catherine O'Hara Dead at 71
Catherine O'Hara -- famous for her work in "Schitt's Creek," "Home Alone," and "Best In Show" -- is dead ... TMZ has learned.
www.tmz.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Holy shit!
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Don was taken into custody by federal agents last night in Los Angeles.
January 30, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Don was taken into custody by federal agents last night in Los Angeles.
This my kinda fucking around
January 30, 2026 at 3:33 AM
This my kinda fucking around
iWore a cozy sweater today ☺️
January 29, 2026 at 9:55 PM
iWore a cozy sweater today ☺️
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Loved this book!
January 29, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Loved this book!