Miss Slurry from Surry
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This opening scene with the Osefo’s…😳😬🫠.
February 16, 2026 at 8:24 PM
This opening scene with the Osefo’s…😳😬🫠.
This rain is nice. I miss rain in NYC.
February 16, 2026 at 4:08 PM
This rain is nice. I miss rain in NYC.
Tendergreens isn’t primarily a salad spot. Mind blown.
February 16, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Tendergreens isn’t primarily a salad spot. Mind blown.
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“The ignorance of one voter in a democracy impairs the security of all.” - President John F Kennedy
February 14, 2026 at 4:19 PM
“The ignorance of one voter in a democracy impairs the security of all.” - President John F Kennedy
I just need H.E.R and Jazmine to drop and really make the R&B Grammy category go crazy next year.
February 13, 2026 at 7:02 PM
I just need H.E.R and Jazmine to drop and really make the R&B Grammy category go crazy next year.
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Fetterman is NOT representing the people who voted for him. He needs to resign.
February 13, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Fetterman is NOT representing the people who voted for him. He needs to resign.
So many people will get pregnant to Jill’s new album this Valentine’s Day weekend.
February 13, 2026 at 3:39 PM
So many people will get pregnant to Jill’s new album this Valentine’s Day weekend.
It’s for the best that Angel quit. Well played.
February 13, 2026 at 3:26 PM
It’s for the best that Angel quit. Well played.
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Obama (wisely) cautioned against Brexit!
Trump celebrated it.
Their instincts about alliances couldn’t be more different.
One believes in unity. The other profits from fracture.
Trump celebrated it.
Their instincts about alliances couldn’t be more different.
One believes in unity. The other profits from fracture.
February 12, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Obama (wisely) cautioned against Brexit!
Trump celebrated it.
Their instincts about alliances couldn’t be more different.
One believes in unity. The other profits from fracture.
Trump celebrated it.
Their instincts about alliances couldn’t be more different.
One believes in unity. The other profits from fracture.
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I need to know why when we got all this snow New Yorkers decided they didnt need to pick up their dog shit.
There is poop everywhere.
Have some damn decorum. I don’t care if it’s Cold. I always pick up after mine.
There is poop everywhere.
Have some damn decorum. I don’t care if it’s Cold. I always pick up after mine.
February 13, 2026 at 12:39 AM
I need to know why when we got all this snow New Yorkers decided they didnt need to pick up their dog shit.
There is poop everywhere.
Have some damn decorum. I don’t care if it’s Cold. I always pick up after mine.
There is poop everywhere.
Have some damn decorum. I don’t care if it’s Cold. I always pick up after mine.
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Trump’s Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick claimed he cut contact with Jeffrey Epstein in 2005. He lied.
Maintaining contact with someone involved in such horrific abuses—and lying about it—is a moral failure, and another reason Lutnick is unfit to serve.
He should resign.
Maintaining contact with someone involved in such horrific abuses—and lying about it—is a moral failure, and another reason Lutnick is unfit to serve.
He should resign.
February 12, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Trump’s Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick claimed he cut contact with Jeffrey Epstein in 2005. He lied.
Maintaining contact with someone involved in such horrific abuses—and lying about it—is a moral failure, and another reason Lutnick is unfit to serve.
He should resign.
Maintaining contact with someone involved in such horrific abuses—and lying about it—is a moral failure, and another reason Lutnick is unfit to serve.
He should resign.
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Snoop Dogg over there at the Olympics acting like we all forgot about the shit he pulled. We See You Poop Dogg.
February 11, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Snoop Dogg over there at the Olympics acting like we all forgot about the shit he pulled. We See You Poop Dogg.
I’m in you, LA.
February 12, 2026 at 7:07 PM
I’m in you, LA.
“Pedophile Protection Party” is so good. Rep. Ilhan Omar ate that. That’s precisely what they are.
February 11, 2026 at 6:22 PM
“Pedophile Protection Party” is so good. Rep. Ilhan Omar ate that. That’s precisely what they are.
Chasing Circles >>>
February 11, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Chasing Circles >>>
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EL PASO, Texas (AP) — FAA says it has lifted temporary closure of airspace over El Paso, Texas, and all flights to resume.
February 11, 2026 at 2:03 PM
EL PASO, Texas (AP) — FAA says it has lifted temporary closure of airspace over El Paso, Texas, and all flights to resume.
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Happy 47th birthday to the iconic Brandy.
February 11, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Happy 47th birthday to the iconic Brandy.
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A dresser inside a museum in New York City has been discovered as a secret stop on the Underground Railroad — the first of its kind discovered in Manhattan in over 100 years
February 11, 2026 at 3:43 AM
A dresser inside a museum in New York City has been discovered as a secret stop on the Underground Railroad — the first of its kind discovered in Manhattan in over 100 years
Why has gambling been rebranded as “prediction markets”??
February 11, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Why has gambling been rebranded as “prediction markets”??
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See the way klay’s momma not letting her go. Yeah that’s her daughter in law.
February 10, 2026 at 8:49 PM
See the way klay’s momma not letting her go. Yeah that’s her daughter in law.