Robert Democracy Illes
@bobbygoode.bsky.social
Handsome and charming Los Angeles comedy writer. #MeidasMighty #BlueCrew #YESON50! This machine blocks MAGAts. https://substack.com/@robertilles OUT NOW: Funny is Money: 39 True Stories About Writing TV Comedy. https://a.co/d/dG9uV5q
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But His Emails...
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But His Emails...
Before he was elected in 2016, Donald Trump bragged about grabbing women by the pu**y and barging into rooms of partially dressed young pageant contestants.
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November 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
But His Emails...
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So Trump has been mortgage price fixing to hurt consumers. Cherry on the cake this week!!
November 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
So Trump has been mortgage price fixing to hurt consumers. Cherry on the cake this week!!
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Trump is doing everything he can to prohibit the full Epstein files from being released.
November 14, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Trump is doing everything he can to prohibit the full Epstein files from being released.
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Never forget the same people defending pedophilia have spent years trying to convince the public that drag queens and trans people are a threat to children.
It’s all smoke and mirrors to allow the real predators to roam free.
It’s all smoke and mirrors to allow the real predators to roam free.
November 14, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Never forget the same people defending pedophilia have spent years trying to convince the public that drag queens and trans people are a threat to children.
It’s all smoke and mirrors to allow the real predators to roam free.
It’s all smoke and mirrors to allow the real predators to roam free.
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Quote from December 3, 1906. Our country would be very different if we heeded this advice.
November 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Quote from December 3, 1906. Our country would be very different if we heeded this advice.
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PSA: If you find yourself explaining why the President being on a list of PDFiles is “not that bad, actually,” please reevaluate your life before speaking further. Thank you.
November 14, 2025 at 12:24 AM
PSA: If you find yourself explaining why the President being on a list of PDFiles is “not that bad, actually,” please reevaluate your life before speaking further. Thank you.
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It was the Republicans who promised to release all the Epstein files.
Instead, the GOP fled DC & Bondi sent Ghislaine Maxwell to a country club prison.
Now Megyn Kelly is saying 15-year-olds aren't children?
Disband the cult!
STOP COVERING FOR PEDOPHILES!!!
#ReleaseTheFiles
Instead, the GOP fled DC & Bondi sent Ghislaine Maxwell to a country club prison.
Now Megyn Kelly is saying 15-year-olds aren't children?
Disband the cult!
STOP COVERING FOR PEDOPHILES!!!
#ReleaseTheFiles
November 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
It was the Republicans who promised to release all the Epstein files.
Instead, the GOP fled DC & Bondi sent Ghislaine Maxwell to a country club prison.
Now Megyn Kelly is saying 15-year-olds aren't children?
Disband the cult!
STOP COVERING FOR PEDOPHILES!!!
#ReleaseTheFiles
Instead, the GOP fled DC & Bondi sent Ghislaine Maxwell to a country club prison.
Now Megyn Kelly is saying 15-year-olds aren't children?
Disband the cult!
STOP COVERING FOR PEDOPHILES!!!
#ReleaseTheFiles
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The October jobs numbers are being hidden for the same reason the Epstein Files are being hidden: They make Donald look really bad.
November 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
The October jobs numbers are being hidden for the same reason the Epstein Files are being hidden: They make Donald look really bad.
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That’s why they call me ‘Noelstradamus’ ;)
I don’t post on twitter any more, but I access it periodically for reference. @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social has always been up front about The Apprentice “star” so I revisited one of his posts from a couple of years ago. I’ll remove this if he objects, but for now, here it is. Prophetic, isn’t it?!
November 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
That’s why they call me ‘Noelstradamus’ ;)
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Remember that Nimarata Nikki Randhawa ran as Nikki Haley
Piyush Jindal ran as Bobby Jindal
Raphael Cruz ran as Ted Cruz
Meanwhile—Barack Obama ran as Barack Obama and Zohran Mamdani ran as Zohran Mamdani, and MAGAs accuse Dems of identity politics
Every MAGA accusation is a confession
Piyush Jindal ran as Bobby Jindal
Raphael Cruz ran as Ted Cruz
Meanwhile—Barack Obama ran as Barack Obama and Zohran Mamdani ran as Zohran Mamdani, and MAGAs accuse Dems of identity politics
Every MAGA accusation is a confession
November 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Remember that Nimarata Nikki Randhawa ran as Nikki Haley
Piyush Jindal ran as Bobby Jindal
Raphael Cruz ran as Ted Cruz
Meanwhile—Barack Obama ran as Barack Obama and Zohran Mamdani ran as Zohran Mamdani, and MAGAs accuse Dems of identity politics
Every MAGA accusation is a confession
Piyush Jindal ran as Bobby Jindal
Raphael Cruz ran as Ted Cruz
Meanwhile—Barack Obama ran as Barack Obama and Zohran Mamdani ran as Zohran Mamdani, and MAGAs accuse Dems of identity politics
Every MAGA accusation is a confession
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The congressional funding bill included a THC cap that effectively bans most hemp products, a move industry leaders say threatens the $28 billion market.
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Congressional hemp restrictions threaten $28 billion industry, sending companies scrambling
Congress' stopgap funding bill added a provision banning almost all hemp, which threatens $28 billion hemp industry and has sent companies scrambling.
www.cnbc.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
The congressional funding bill included a THC cap that effectively bans most hemp products, a move industry leaders say threatens the $28 billion market.
www.cnbc.com/amp/2025/11/...
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FUCKING SCHUMER IS OK WITH PUTTING OUR MONEY IN LINDSEY GRAHAM’S FUCKING POCKETS?!
The new law lets senators sue for major damages if the Justice Department obtains their phone records without telling them.
Chuck Schumer Signed Off On Provision That Could Pay Republican Senators Millions
The new law lets senators sue for major damages if the Justice Department obtains their phone records without telling them.
www.huffpost.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
FUCKING SCHUMER IS OK WITH PUTTING OUR MONEY IN LINDSEY GRAHAM’S FUCKING POCKETS?!
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REP. @maxwellfrost.bsky.social : “Trump, if you didn’t do anything wrong, stop pressuring Republican members who signed the discharge petition for the Epstein files to get off… and just comply.”
November 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
REP. @maxwellfrost.bsky.social : “Trump, if you didn’t do anything wrong, stop pressuring Republican members who signed the discharge petition for the Epstein files to get off… and just comply.”
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November 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Trump makes his Epstein situation EVEN WORSE with his reaction; His approval plummets as even many MAGA faithful jump ship; The admin hides inflation data as the economic disaster reaches new levels; and more. Watch the MeidasTouch Podcast at 8p ET/5p PT!
LIVE: MeidasTouch RESPONDS to MAJOR BREAKING NEWS - 11/13/25
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November 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Trump makes his Epstein situation EVEN WORSE with his reaction; His approval plummets as even many MAGA faithful jump ship; The admin hides inflation data as the economic disaster reaches new levels; and more. Watch the MeidasTouch Podcast at 8p ET/5p PT!
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Senate Republicans run from politically toxic payout provision designed just for them
Only one Republican senator has public plans to sue under new legislative language House Republicans are now seeking to scrap.
Only one Republican senator has public plans to sue under new legislative language House Republicans are now seeking to scrap.
Senate Republicans run from politically toxic payout provision designed just for them
Only one Republican senator has public plans to sue under new legislative language House Republicans are now seeking to scrap.
www.politico.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Senate Republicans run from politically toxic payout provision designed just for them
Only one Republican senator has public plans to sue under new legislative language House Republicans are now seeking to scrap.
Only one Republican senator has public plans to sue under new legislative language House Republicans are now seeking to scrap.
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By banning “race or gender ideology“ in class, Texas A&M is actually imposing race and gender ideology by the white, hetero power structure. (NYT gift link)
Texas A&M Tightens Rules on Talking About Race and Gender in Classes
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
By banning “race or gender ideology“ in class, Texas A&M is actually imposing race and gender ideology by the white, hetero power structure. (NYT gift link)
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Bill Pulte doing more corruptioning, this time of the "crash the whole housing market" variety.
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Top Fannie Mae officials ousted after sounding alarm on sharing confidential housing data
A confidant of Bill Pulte, the Trump administration’s top housing regulator, provided confidential mortgage pricing data from Fannie Mae to a principal competitor.
apnews.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Bill Pulte doing more corruptioning, this time of the "crash the whole housing market" variety.
apnews.com/article/fann...
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Wolff: I was trying to encourage Epstein to use what information he had—let Trump publicly tell a lie then expose the lie. Epstein was afraid of Trump. In the end, I think he was starting to get to this point that he might publicly talk about this relationship but then he was arrested and died.
November 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Wolff: I was trying to encourage Epstein to use what information he had—let Trump publicly tell a lie then expose the lie. Epstein was afraid of Trump. In the end, I think he was starting to get to this point that he might publicly talk about this relationship but then he was arrested and died.
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Megyn Kelly has a 15-year-old child living in her house. Perhaps, Child Protective Services is due to make a call.
November 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Megyn Kelly has a 15-year-old child living in her house. Perhaps, Child Protective Services is due to make a call.
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Verizon will begin the largest layoffs in its history next week, cutting 15,000 workers. But at least they can legally say Merry Christmas again.
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Verizon will begin the largest layoffs in its history next week, cutting 15,000 workers. But at least they can legally say Merry Christmas again.
Megyn Kelly Can Go Fuck Herself
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Megyn Kelly Can Go Fuck Herself
The Media Grifter Who Thinks Child Rape Has Fine Print
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November 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Megyn Kelly Can Go Fuck Herself
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This is probably why they’re making everything so unaffordable. Make people desperate enough to sacrifice their humanity.
“I am sure PIs, bounty hunters, process servers, and anyone with access to commercial databases can apply and will..."
“Money is money and people will jump at the opportunity to embed their business as a government contractor.”
This about to get so messy so fast.
Ethics are a thing of the past.
“Money is money and people will jump at the opportunity to embed their business as a government contractor.”
This about to get so messy so fast.
Ethics are a thing of the past.
ICE Plans to Spend $180 Million on Bounty Hunters to Stalk Immigrants
Newly released documents provide more details about ICE's plan to use bounty hunters and private investigators to find the location of undocumented immigrants.
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November 14, 2025 at 12:10 AM
This is probably why they’re making everything so unaffordable. Make people desperate enough to sacrifice their humanity.