Philip
@blumphy.bsky.social
I have some grafters in doing my bathroom and I’ve had to go to a local bar to use their toilet. They’ve just sent me an email…
January 12, 2026 at 2:10 PM
I have some grafters in doing my bathroom and I’ve had to go to a local bar to use their toilet. They’ve just sent me an email…
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Managing United one minute, overthrowing hard line Islamic regimes the next.
When Tehran finally falls, it will be thanks to brave young women like Rubina Aminian
When Tehran finally falls, it will be thanks to brave young women like Rubina Aminian
When Tehran finally falls, it will be thanks to brave young women like Rubina Aminian
www.independent.co.uk
January 12, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Managing United one minute, overthrowing hard line Islamic regimes the next.
Get the fuck in! What a result!
January 12, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Get the fuck in! What a result!
People go on about the great actors such as Brando, Day-Lewis, Quinten and the like, how they were the best the world has ever seen at pretending, but no one ever mentions them that used to pretend to like Sigor Ròs! No one comes close to being better at pretending than them lot. No one ever will
January 12, 2026 at 10:16 AM
People go on about the great actors such as Brando, Day-Lewis, Quinten and the like, how they were the best the world has ever seen at pretending, but no one ever mentions them that used to pretend to like Sigor Ròs! No one comes close to being better at pretending than them lot. No one ever will
Think if Fletcher can sign Messi in this window, United could possibly make that European Conference League
I think we should sign Messi
I think we should sign Messi
January 11, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Think if Fletcher can sign Messi in this window, United could possibly make that European Conference League
I think we should sign Messi
I think we should sign Messi
Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and the band or artist
January 11, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and the band or artist
Thinking of training in UFC. No real experience of fighting, last fight was over 30 years ago in fact and a mate had to help me out or I’d have got a serious shoeing
I’ll likely start at welter and work my way up to heavyweight. Aim to be champion within 3 years
Easy money
I’ll likely start at welter and work my way up to heavyweight. Aim to be champion within 3 years
Easy money
January 10, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Thinking of training in UFC. No real experience of fighting, last fight was over 30 years ago in fact and a mate had to help me out or I’d have got a serious shoeing
I’ll likely start at welter and work my way up to heavyweight. Aim to be champion within 3 years
Easy money
I’ll likely start at welter and work my way up to heavyweight. Aim to be champion within 3 years
Easy money
Pfftt, used to score them like this all the time when I played. Bag at least one a weekend
No smartphones about then, though
No smartphones about then, though
January 10, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Pfftt, used to score them like this all the time when I played. Bag at least one a weekend
No smartphones about then, though
No smartphones about then, though
Parkinson after a visit to the green room prior to interview
Patterson shit himself
January 10, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Parkinson after a visit to the green room prior to interview
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The Chairman of Vickers. Barrow in Furness.
MAKE A SUB!!!!!!!!!!!
January 10, 2026 at 1:46 PM
The Chairman of Vickers. Barrow in Furness.
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Good morning. Mon the deer! 😆
January 10, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Good morning. Mon the deer! 😆
‘Bring out yer dead’
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 12:17 PM
‘Bring out yer dead’
‘Wrigley spearmint gum, gum, gum
Yer can stick it up yer bum, bum, bum
And if it doesn’t stick, stick stick
Yer can stick it…’
I’ve forgotten the rest. Can anyone help me out?
Yer can stick it up yer bum, bum, bum
And if it doesn’t stick, stick stick
Yer can stick it…’
I’ve forgotten the rest. Can anyone help me out?
January 9, 2026 at 10:19 AM
‘Wrigley spearmint gum, gum, gum
Yer can stick it up yer bum, bum, bum
And if it doesn’t stick, stick stick
Yer can stick it…’
I’ve forgotten the rest. Can anyone help me out?
Yer can stick it up yer bum, bum, bum
And if it doesn’t stick, stick stick
Yer can stick it…’
I’ve forgotten the rest. Can anyone help me out?
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
January 9, 2026 at 6:10 AM
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
So, walking round like you’ve just fell out of a skip and you’re ready to cook-up is a thing now?
January 8, 2026 at 1:15 PM
So, walking round like you’ve just fell out of a skip and you’re ready to cook-up is a thing now?
Just started watching Hercules the Bear - A Love Story which is on iPlayer. It’s a documentary about this puddled couple from Clackmannanshire, Scotland who have a grizzly bear as a pet
Anyone seen it? Please tell me it ate them, like the ones who ate Timothy Treadwell and his girlfriend
Anyone seen it? Please tell me it ate them, like the ones who ate Timothy Treadwell and his girlfriend
January 8, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Just started watching Hercules the Bear - A Love Story which is on iPlayer. It’s a documentary about this puddled couple from Clackmannanshire, Scotland who have a grizzly bear as a pet
Anyone seen it? Please tell me it ate them, like the ones who ate Timothy Treadwell and his girlfriend
Anyone seen it? Please tell me it ate them, like the ones who ate Timothy Treadwell and his girlfriend
Ruben Am was only the start of it
Came in and made a right Beavers fart of it
Now he’s gone
Jim won’t fix it for you
And you and you…’
Shit! Needs work. 2 pon 10
Came in and made a right Beavers fart of it
Now he’s gone
Jim won’t fix it for you
And you and you…’
Shit! Needs work. 2 pon 10
‘The club is in a mess’: Manchester United fans voice feelings before the next interim twist
‘The club is in a mess’: Manchester United fans voice feelings before the next interim twist
Supporters serenaded Solskjær, Carrick and Fletcher among others at Burnley and staged a brief anti-Ratcliffe protest
www.theguardian.com
January 8, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Ruben Am was only the start of it
Came in and made a right Beavers fart of it
Now he’s gone
Jim won’t fix it for you
And you and you…’
Shit! Needs work. 2 pon 10
Came in and made a right Beavers fart of it
Now he’s gone
Jim won’t fix it for you
And you and you…’
Shit! Needs work. 2 pon 10
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Got pissed the other night and about £500 worth of Lego has just arrived at ours. No idea.
So I’ll spend the afternoon sending that back.
So I’ll spend the afternoon sending that back.
a hedgehog made out of lego bricks has a video play button on its head
ALT: a hedgehog made out of lego bricks has a video play button on its head
media.tenor.com
January 8, 2026 at 9:58 AM
Got pissed the other night and about £500 worth of Lego has just arrived at ours. No idea.
So I’ll spend the afternoon sending that back.
So I’ll spend the afternoon sending that back.
Your ma, with roughly 50 followers all local to her in the UK has just posted this to her FB page
January 8, 2026 at 9:44 AM
Your ma, with roughly 50 followers all local to her in the UK has just posted this to her FB page
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Hey everyone I found a piece of news today that isn't bad: english.kyodonews.net/articles/-/6... #CatSky
Japan railway names 3rd cat stationmaster
A calico cat named Yontama was appointed Wednesday the third feline stationmaster of a local Japanese railway station, continuing an almost two-decade tradition that has boosted tourism and helped res...
english.kyodonews.net
January 8, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Hey everyone I found a piece of news today that isn't bad: english.kyodonews.net/articles/-/6... #CatSky
You know what, I’ll genuinely be surprised if the World Cup actually goes ahead, especially with Trump about to invade Mexico and promising he’ll ban certain places of hosting match’s
Poor Scotland, but lol
Poor Scotland, but lol
January 7, 2026 at 5:05 PM
You know what, I’ll genuinely be surprised if the World Cup actually goes ahead, especially with Trump about to invade Mexico and promising he’ll ban certain places of hosting match’s
Poor Scotland, but lol
Poor Scotland, but lol
Seeing my lad in a bit and I’m taking us round a chippy tea. Asked him what his fiancé would like, he then asked me for a menu!? Ffs!
Anyway, 20 minutes later and he wants fish & chips!
Kind of oddball asks for a menu for a chippy tea?
Anyway, 20 minutes later and he wants fish & chips!
Kind of oddball asks for a menu for a chippy tea?
January 7, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Seeing my lad in a bit and I’m taking us round a chippy tea. Asked him what his fiancé would like, he then asked me for a menu!? Ffs!
Anyway, 20 minutes later and he wants fish & chips!
Kind of oddball asks for a menu for a chippy tea?
Anyway, 20 minutes later and he wants fish & chips!
Kind of oddball asks for a menu for a chippy tea?
Cheech & Chong YouTube channel
January 7, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Cheech & Chong YouTube channel