Philip
@blumphy.bsky.social
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
‘WHERE’S OUR POPPY?’
‘UNDER THE PATIO WHERE WE LEFT HER!’
‘UNDER THE PATIO WHERE WE LEFT HER!’
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 AM
‘WHERE’S OUR POPPY?’
‘UNDER THE PATIO WHERE WE LEFT HER!’
‘UNDER THE PATIO WHERE WE LEFT HER!’
@support.bsky.team - what’s this nonsense?
November 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
@support.bsky.team - what’s this nonsense?
Fuck off Everton you useless twats!
November 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Fuck off Everton you useless twats!
Yippee! Took me a while searching, but if you squint hard enough you can just about make it out
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Yippee! Took me a while searching, but if you squint hard enough you can just about make it out
Already at take-off speed and apparently you can’t abort due to runway length, I think?
Derek should be able to debunk or confirm
Derek should be able to debunk or confirm
November 5, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Already at take-off speed and apparently you can’t abort due to runway length, I think?
Derek should be able to debunk or confirm
Derek should be able to debunk or confirm
This man’s going to be busy today
November 5, 2025 at 8:12 AM
This man’s going to be busy today
Yeah but couldn’t be arsed and just gave them my lad. I know that’s daft but I was proper annoyed
Anyway, no more footwear from the internet for me
Actually have my eye on a coat at the moment, this thing and proper umming and ahhing whether to pull the trigger
Anyway, no more footwear from the internet for me
Actually have my eye on a coat at the moment, this thing and proper umming and ahhing whether to pull the trigger
November 3, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Yeah but couldn’t be arsed and just gave them my lad. I know that’s daft but I was proper annoyed
Anyway, no more footwear from the internet for me
Actually have my eye on a coat at the moment, this thing and proper umming and ahhing whether to pull the trigger
Anyway, no more footwear from the internet for me
Actually have my eye on a coat at the moment, this thing and proper umming and ahhing whether to pull the trigger
Dog owners and lovers, I seek advice!
There’s a dog loose on my street, I’m currently in lockdown mode! Apart from hiding in a wardrobe which is my current status, what would you suggest?
There’s a dog loose on my street, I’m currently in lockdown mode! Apart from hiding in a wardrobe which is my current status, what would you suggest?
October 31, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Dog owners and lovers, I seek advice!
There’s a dog loose on my street, I’m currently in lockdown mode! Apart from hiding in a wardrobe which is my current status, what would you suggest?
There’s a dog loose on my street, I’m currently in lockdown mode! Apart from hiding in a wardrobe which is my current status, what would you suggest?
Got me thinking of a simple trick you may like and just done one especially for you
October 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Got me thinking of a simple trick you may like and just done one especially for you
Hahahaha! Village of the Damned
October 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Hahahaha! Village of the Damned
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
Aww, he/she reminds me of Heather
October 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Aww, he/she reminds me of Heather
What’s it like inside your head?
October 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
What’s it like inside your head?
Good evening from wet and cold Eccles. I like them pumps, they look pretty. Off out myself soon
October 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Good evening from wet and cold Eccles. I like them pumps, they look pretty. Off out myself soon
Was having a kick-about with him and the lads the other week. He was a bit static and a one trick pony!
All hype!
All hype!
October 26, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Was having a kick-about with him and the lads the other week. He was a bit static and a one trick pony!
All hype!
All hype!
Chelsea! You useless bastards!
October 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Chelsea! You useless bastards!
Seems his dad is a potty Potter
October 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Seems his dad is a potty Potter
‘First things first and this is a matter of great urgency, your Holiness! How do you deal with nonces?’
October 23, 2025 at 10:14 AM
‘First things first and this is a matter of great urgency, your Holiness! How do you deal with nonces?’
