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Sir Vegan Dave from Skem
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Knighted for limbering up on Rodney street.
Pinned
Since the 1980s the Royal family have been involved in or participated shagging kids

No conspiracy

Always redacted
February 4, 2026 at 12:33 PM
The women sacking their manager changes nothing

The 60 minutes i watched

A keeper aimlessly hoofing and misshitting clearances 80s sunday league stuff

1 good player

Awful standard of passing and defending

The team needs good players
February 4, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Isnt it mad that AML regulations changed during Epstein times

SIPs and PEPs had to be monitored for corruption and bribery payments as did there close associates

So political & powerful people and their family accounts stopped being legally checked
February 4, 2026 at 11:59 AM
Sad bit about the news

Its being promoted as the worst thing to do with the royals

It isnt

They have been a manipulative terrible set of humans since Mountbatton raped kids and Charles hung around with more nonces then anyone ever

Now edward is getting mentioned

Get them to the gallows
February 4, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Prince edward in an email stating he was there with a 12year old

Been reading about royals

They used to remove heads of iffy royals

Im a tradition lover
February 4, 2026 at 12:37 AM
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a man in a blue shirt stands in front of a wall with logos for cazoo and usm
ALT: a man in a blue shirt stands in front of a wall with logos for cazoo and usm
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February 3, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Watching the sky
February 3, 2026 at 8:05 PM
So one of them photofits for Madeleine McCann is very Giselle Maxwell looking

And the new emails show that they clearly had kidnapped small children and allegedly killed 2 or 3

Dont even think jail is a punishment now
February 3, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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Need assistance

My 285 pub list

Is the Belgrave, Oxford or Caledonia shut down or open?

Blue coats chamber bar is a coffee place isnt it or is there a separate bar in town?

lion and lamb? Even the internet denies this exists is it called something else or does it not exist?

Is the central open
February 3, 2026 at 4:04 PM
I wish Dwight the best, hope he has stormers at Everton

I hope he knows he has been good in the past and can recover

But no i dont want an elite performer underperforming at the club you earn the place Everton is an elite team with high demands
February 3, 2026 at 10:22 AM
Also this social media via a 3rd party malarky is very modern

Up there with open letters to kenwright

That should be kept in house

If its a mental health thing a Dr etc not a beg to treat my bloke right…if honest he has not been good enough

Not sure why the world needs a 9 paragraph presser
February 3, 2026 at 10:18 AM
Its up to McNeil to react now

Not having this be kind to the millionaire even when he cant be arsed in games. Reality its a pro sport with high demands. You cant demand that changes to accommodate you.
He needs time off for himself or hard work
February 3, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Th’asda19
The REAL Reason Everton Signed Tyrique George
YouTube video by Cai Jones
youtu.be
February 3, 2026 at 12:09 AM
We are expected to believe our intelligence service hasnt seen Epstein articles about Andrew the nonce or Mandleson

Or the Royals

Yep both didnt know

Defo

As we dont share intelligence

Yeah
February 2, 2026 at 11:27 PM
The new kid should have been announced by the new stadium announcer

“Tyrone Gorge”
February 2, 2026 at 11:15 PM
In reality we now have a new lad

Not got a clue

Supposedly potentially quality

Plus our bench with McNeil on it means we dont have 2 keepers or Seamus pretending he is fit to pad out subs

We have depth
February 2, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Has anyone found a youtube of our new loanee th’asda
February 2, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Ok so arent they binning psr anyway

Plus the Man city compensation after they are punished will be over 20m

And when they are demoted Grealish will be cheaper
February 2, 2026 at 10:34 PM
McNeil has a long train journey with a good twitter read

He can use it like motivation like Beto very very very nearly successfully does
February 2, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Think i was less gutted losing Arteta and not getting to use that money

We now have a 2m player sulking as a sub way behind others in the squad
February 2, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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**Breaking**

The Palace scouts had been watching Dwight Mcneils clips on 1.5 fast forward and thought he was alot faster than he actually was. The mistake was realised later on this evening when Steve Parish asked to re watch the footage with them. Mistake led to Palace pulling the deal.
February 2, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Is George from th’asda a real forward or a midfielder who can attempt to play up front
February 2, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Ive just tweeted celtic and Rangers

One of those fruit loops will buy McNeil
February 2, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Some say McNeil only just made it to Stoke
February 2, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I mean we could sell McNeil to Rangers
February 2, 2026 at 9:51 PM