Sir Vegan Dave from Skem
@davefromskem.bsky.social
Knighted for limbering up on Rodney street.
Pinned
Woman eats crumpet
Writes letter to th’asda (yorkshire)
Eh up me tha’s crumpet tastes of pea
Writes letter to th’asda (yorkshire)
Eh up me tha’s crumpet tastes of pea
He's not in my league lad. I'm the thinking woman's crumpet.
February 5, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Woman eats crumpet
Writes letter to th’asda (yorkshire)
Eh up me tha’s crumpet tastes of pea
Writes letter to th’asda (yorkshire)
Eh up me tha’s crumpet tastes of pea
Imagine if a wool started a liverpool social media account
Debating it
Debating it
February 5, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Imagine if a wool started a liverpool social media account
Debating it
Debating it
Starmers over reach….a heckler has had a more imposing police experience than any of the royals
So far misconduct in public office, human trafficking, rape, second rape
Zero police action
So far misconduct in public office, human trafficking, rape, second rape
Zero police action
February 5, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Starmers over reach….a heckler has had a more imposing police experience than any of the royals
So far misconduct in public office, human trafficking, rape, second rape
Zero police action
So far misconduct in public office, human trafficking, rape, second rape
Zero police action
I see there is a vacancy for an account showing off Liverpool without flag shagging
Yanno that port….that brought irish, african and chinese folk in and grew into the worlds best city
Imagine if it was born out of white van men….grim
Yanno that port….that brought irish, african and chinese folk in and grew into the worlds best city
Imagine if it was born out of white van men….grim
February 5, 2026 at 2:37 PM
I see there is a vacancy for an account showing off Liverpool without flag shagging
Yanno that port….that brought irish, african and chinese folk in and grew into the worlds best city
Imagine if it was born out of white van men….grim
Yanno that port….that brought irish, african and chinese folk in and grew into the worlds best city
Imagine if it was born out of white van men….grim
Pep leaving?
Guess he is either knows emails he has sent or had a nod that City will play Chorlton twice next season
Guess he is either knows emails he has sent or had a nod that City will play Chorlton twice next season
February 4, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Pep leaving?
Guess he is either knows emails he has sent or had a nod that City will play Chorlton twice next season
Guess he is either knows emails he has sent or had a nod that City will play Chorlton twice next season
People are forgetting not only this prime minister but also previous ones had regular intelligence meetings
Given that the FBI informed us when Mountbatten was regularly raping children its unlikely Andrew & Mandelson didnt regularly cause intelligence briefings
Given that the FBI informed us when Mountbatten was regularly raping children its unlikely Andrew & Mandelson didnt regularly cause intelligence briefings
February 4, 2026 at 10:15 PM
People are forgetting not only this prime minister but also previous ones had regular intelligence meetings
Given that the FBI informed us when Mountbatten was regularly raping children its unlikely Andrew & Mandelson didnt regularly cause intelligence briefings
Given that the FBI informed us when Mountbatten was regularly raping children its unlikely Andrew & Mandelson didnt regularly cause intelligence briefings
Anyone else remember when we all got chuffed about a manager beasting the squad to get them fit….
Everton had a squad of half arsed nearly fit/lazy players so fitness was a major improvement…..not a basic expectation
We made major jumps from old rotting Everton
Everton had a squad of half arsed nearly fit/lazy players so fitness was a major improvement…..not a basic expectation
We made major jumps from old rotting Everton
February 4, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Anyone else remember when we all got chuffed about a manager beasting the squad to get them fit….
Everton had a squad of half arsed nearly fit/lazy players so fitness was a major improvement…..not a basic expectation
We made major jumps from old rotting Everton
Everton had a squad of half arsed nearly fit/lazy players so fitness was a major improvement…..not a basic expectation
We made major jumps from old rotting Everton
So many accounts about lessons learned
How about “arrested” and calls for Andrew to be “arrested” and calls for investigations into anybody who attempted to stop arrests to be charged also
Accountability
How about “arrested” and calls for Andrew to be “arrested” and calls for investigations into anybody who attempted to stop arrests to be charged also
Accountability
One lesson from the Epstein–Mandelson affair is that we need to stop routinely rehabilitating political careers after serious scandals.
When politicians knowingly engage in grave ethical wrongdoing, that should permanently end their political careers. Being "talented" should not override that.
When politicians knowingly engage in grave ethical wrongdoing, that should permanently end their political careers. Being "talented" should not override that.
February 4, 2026 at 8:08 PM
So many accounts about lessons learned
How about “arrested” and calls for Andrew to be “arrested” and calls for investigations into anybody who attempted to stop arrests to be charged also
Accountability
How about “arrested” and calls for Andrew to be “arrested” and calls for investigations into anybody who attempted to stop arrests to be charged also
Accountability
Since the 1980s the Royal family have been involved in or participated shagging kids
No conspiracy
Always redacted
No conspiracy
Always redacted
February 4, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Since the 1980s the Royal family have been involved in or participated shagging kids
No conspiracy
Always redacted
No conspiracy
Always redacted
The women sacking their manager changes nothing
The 60 minutes i watched
A keeper aimlessly hoofing and misshitting clearances 80s sunday league stuff
1 good player
Awful standard of passing and defending
The team needs good players
The 60 minutes i watched
A keeper aimlessly hoofing and misshitting clearances 80s sunday league stuff
1 good player
Awful standard of passing and defending
The team needs good players
February 4, 2026 at 12:21 PM
The women sacking their manager changes nothing
The 60 minutes i watched
A keeper aimlessly hoofing and misshitting clearances 80s sunday league stuff
1 good player
Awful standard of passing and defending
The team needs good players
The 60 minutes i watched
A keeper aimlessly hoofing and misshitting clearances 80s sunday league stuff
1 good player
Awful standard of passing and defending
The team needs good players
Isnt it mad that AML regulations changed during Epstein times
SIPs and PEPs had to be monitored for corruption and bribery payments as did there close associates
So political & powerful people and their family accounts stopped being legally checked
SIPs and PEPs had to be monitored for corruption and bribery payments as did there close associates
So political & powerful people and their family accounts stopped being legally checked
February 4, 2026 at 11:59 AM
Isnt it mad that AML regulations changed during Epstein times
SIPs and PEPs had to be monitored for corruption and bribery payments as did there close associates
So political & powerful people and their family accounts stopped being legally checked
SIPs and PEPs had to be monitored for corruption and bribery payments as did there close associates
So political & powerful people and their family accounts stopped being legally checked
Sad bit about the news
Its being promoted as the worst thing to do with the royals
It isnt
They have been a manipulative terrible set of humans since Mountbatton raped kids and Charles hung around with more nonces then anyone ever
Now edward is getting mentioned
Get them to the gallows
Its being promoted as the worst thing to do with the royals
It isnt
They have been a manipulative terrible set of humans since Mountbatton raped kids and Charles hung around with more nonces then anyone ever
Now edward is getting mentioned
Get them to the gallows
February 4, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Sad bit about the news
Its being promoted as the worst thing to do with the royals
It isnt
They have been a manipulative terrible set of humans since Mountbatton raped kids and Charles hung around with more nonces then anyone ever
Now edward is getting mentioned
Get them to the gallows
Its being promoted as the worst thing to do with the royals
It isnt
They have been a manipulative terrible set of humans since Mountbatton raped kids and Charles hung around with more nonces then anyone ever
Now edward is getting mentioned
Get them to the gallows
Prince edward in an email stating he was there with a 12year old
Been reading about royals
They used to remove heads of iffy royals
Im a tradition lover
Been reading about royals
They used to remove heads of iffy royals
Im a tradition lover
February 4, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Prince edward in an email stating he was there with a 12year old
Been reading about royals
They used to remove heads of iffy royals
Im a tradition lover
Been reading about royals
They used to remove heads of iffy royals
Im a tradition lover
Reposted by Sir Vegan Dave from Skem
Watching the sky
February 3, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Watching the sky
So one of them photofits for Madeleine McCann is very Giselle Maxwell looking
And the new emails show that they clearly had kidnapped small children and allegedly killed 2 or 3
Dont even think jail is a punishment now
And the new emails show that they clearly had kidnapped small children and allegedly killed 2 or 3
Dont even think jail is a punishment now
February 3, 2026 at 4:11 PM
So one of them photofits for Madeleine McCann is very Giselle Maxwell looking
And the new emails show that they clearly had kidnapped small children and allegedly killed 2 or 3
Dont even think jail is a punishment now
And the new emails show that they clearly had kidnapped small children and allegedly killed 2 or 3
Dont even think jail is a punishment now
Reposted by Sir Vegan Dave from Skem
Need assistance
My 285 pub list
Is the Belgrave, Oxford or Caledonia shut down or open?
Blue coats chamber bar is a coffee place isnt it or is there a separate bar in town?
lion and lamb? Even the internet denies this exists is it called something else or does it not exist?
Is the central open
My 285 pub list
Is the Belgrave, Oxford or Caledonia shut down or open?
Blue coats chamber bar is a coffee place isnt it or is there a separate bar in town?
lion and lamb? Even the internet denies this exists is it called something else or does it not exist?
Is the central open
February 3, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Need assistance
My 285 pub list
Is the Belgrave, Oxford or Caledonia shut down or open?
Blue coats chamber bar is a coffee place isnt it or is there a separate bar in town?
lion and lamb? Even the internet denies this exists is it called something else or does it not exist?
Is the central open
My 285 pub list
Is the Belgrave, Oxford or Caledonia shut down or open?
Blue coats chamber bar is a coffee place isnt it or is there a separate bar in town?
lion and lamb? Even the internet denies this exists is it called something else or does it not exist?
Is the central open
I wish Dwight the best, hope he has stormers at Everton
I hope he knows he has been good in the past and can recover
But no i dont want an elite performer underperforming at the club you earn the place Everton is an elite team with high demands
I hope he knows he has been good in the past and can recover
But no i dont want an elite performer underperforming at the club you earn the place Everton is an elite team with high demands
February 3, 2026 at 10:22 AM
I wish Dwight the best, hope he has stormers at Everton
I hope he knows he has been good in the past and can recover
But no i dont want an elite performer underperforming at the club you earn the place Everton is an elite team with high demands
I hope he knows he has been good in the past and can recover
But no i dont want an elite performer underperforming at the club you earn the place Everton is an elite team with high demands
Also this social media via a 3rd party malarky is very modern
Up there with open letters to kenwright
That should be kept in house
If its a mental health thing a Dr etc not a beg to treat my bloke right…if honest he has not been good enough
Not sure why the world needs a 9 paragraph presser
Up there with open letters to kenwright
That should be kept in house
If its a mental health thing a Dr etc not a beg to treat my bloke right…if honest he has not been good enough
Not sure why the world needs a 9 paragraph presser
February 3, 2026 at 10:18 AM
Also this social media via a 3rd party malarky is very modern
Up there with open letters to kenwright
That should be kept in house
If its a mental health thing a Dr etc not a beg to treat my bloke right…if honest he has not been good enough
Not sure why the world needs a 9 paragraph presser
Up there with open letters to kenwright
That should be kept in house
If its a mental health thing a Dr etc not a beg to treat my bloke right…if honest he has not been good enough
Not sure why the world needs a 9 paragraph presser
Its up to McNeil to react now
Not having this be kind to the millionaire even when he cant be arsed in games. Reality its a pro sport with high demands. You cant demand that changes to accommodate you.
He needs time off for himself or hard work
Not having this be kind to the millionaire even when he cant be arsed in games. Reality its a pro sport with high demands. You cant demand that changes to accommodate you.
He needs time off for himself or hard work
February 3, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Its up to McNeil to react now
Not having this be kind to the millionaire even when he cant be arsed in games. Reality its a pro sport with high demands. You cant demand that changes to accommodate you.
He needs time off for himself or hard work
Not having this be kind to the millionaire even when he cant be arsed in games. Reality its a pro sport with high demands. You cant demand that changes to accommodate you.
He needs time off for himself or hard work
Th’asda19
The REAL Reason Everton Signed Tyrique George
YouTube video by Cai Jones
youtu.be
February 3, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Th’asda19
We are expected to believe our intelligence service hasnt seen Epstein articles about Andrew the nonce or Mandleson
Or the Royals
Yep both didnt know
Defo
As we dont share intelligence
Yeah
Or the Royals
Yep both didnt know
Defo
As we dont share intelligence
Yeah
February 2, 2026 at 11:27 PM
We are expected to believe our intelligence service hasnt seen Epstein articles about Andrew the nonce or Mandleson
Or the Royals
Yep both didnt know
Defo
As we dont share intelligence
Yeah
Or the Royals
Yep both didnt know
Defo
As we dont share intelligence
Yeah
The new kid should have been announced by the new stadium announcer
“Tyrone Gorge”
“Tyrone Gorge”
February 2, 2026 at 11:15 PM
The new kid should have been announced by the new stadium announcer
“Tyrone Gorge”
“Tyrone Gorge”
In reality we now have a new lad
Not got a clue
Supposedly potentially quality
Plus our bench with McNeil on it means we dont have 2 keepers or Seamus pretending he is fit to pad out subs
We have depth
Not got a clue
Supposedly potentially quality
Plus our bench with McNeil on it means we dont have 2 keepers or Seamus pretending he is fit to pad out subs
We have depth
February 2, 2026 at 10:59 PM
In reality we now have a new lad
Not got a clue
Supposedly potentially quality
Plus our bench with McNeil on it means we dont have 2 keepers or Seamus pretending he is fit to pad out subs
We have depth
Not got a clue
Supposedly potentially quality
Plus our bench with McNeil on it means we dont have 2 keepers or Seamus pretending he is fit to pad out subs
We have depth
Has anyone found a youtube of our new loanee th’asda
February 2, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Has anyone found a youtube of our new loanee th’asda