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All chaps are assless. My six word biography: tattoos made my skin more me. Hugo award winning fanfiction author. Bi/pan. She/they.
I’ll never forget having a conversation with a friend where I mentioned JR and I having awkward sex and laughing about it, and the friend was just flabbergasted that I’d acknowledge that. Like, y’all…it’s FUNNY! She’d apparently never laughed during sex before and I was so confused.
Something I love in romance that I’ve only seen a few times is two characters having bad sex and then having to deal with the aftermath of that. It’s a pretty brave story to tell and I wish there was more of it.
November 30, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I’ll never forget having a conversation with a friend where I mentioned JR and I having awkward sex and laughing about it, and the friend was just flabbergasted that I’d acknowledge that. Like, y’all…it’s FUNNY! She’d apparently never laughed during sex before and I was so confused.
Definitely saving this post for later because I’ve been in a reading slump recently.
Because a lot of people are talking about the gay hockey show and subsequently the books, here are a few of my m/m hockey recs:
My mm hockey romance recs!
-Totally Pucked series by Jesse H Reign
-Penlty Box series by Ari Baran
-Gravity by Tal Bauer
-The Rest of the Story Tal Bauer
My mm hockey romance recs!
-Totally Pucked series by Jesse H Reign
-Penlty Box series by Ari Baran
-Gravity by Tal Bauer
-The Rest of the Story Tal Bauer
November 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Definitely saving this post for later because I’ve been in a reading slump recently.
My uncle did one of those ancestry dna things (trust me, I know), so I’m taking a deep dive in his account because my doctor was surprised to find out that I’m not Ashkenazi based on some medical conditions I have. The only surprise so far has been the Quebecois that showed up.
November 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
My uncle did one of those ancestry dna things (trust me, I know), so I’m taking a deep dive in his account because my doctor was surprised to find out that I’m not Ashkenazi based on some medical conditions I have. The only surprise so far has been the Quebecois that showed up.
I was a bookseller for more than a decade. In my heart of hearts, I’ll always be a bookseller.
@bloodyhades.bsky.social *in church, doing altar guild things, gesturing at the Tabernacle* “how we doing on overstock?”
November 30, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I was a bookseller for more than a decade. In my heart of hearts, I’ll always be a bookseller.
@profanity.accountant I don’t think I say fuck enough
November 29, 2025 at 12:06 PM
@profanity.accountant I don’t think I say fuck enough
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My cartoon for this week’s @theguardian.com books.
Lots more here: www.theguardian.com/books/series/tom-gauld-s-cultural-cartoons
Lots more here: www.theguardian.com/books/series/tom-gauld-s-cultural-cartoons
November 29, 2025 at 11:59 AM
My cartoon for this week’s @theguardian.com books.
Lots more here: www.theguardian.com/books/series/tom-gauld-s-cultural-cartoons
Lots more here: www.theguardian.com/books/series/tom-gauld-s-cultural-cartoons
She’s beautiful.
November 28, 2025 at 12:12 AM
She’s beautiful.
Didn’t have enough filling for a pie, so we’re improvising on the fly!
November 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Didn’t have enough filling for a pie, so we’re improvising on the fly!
Me: “I want to listen to a good version of O Holy night because when that ‘fall on your knees’ bit drops, my whole body gets chills. But this version was arranged by Rutter, so that should have been my first clue it was gonna suck.”
JR, while laughing so hard they almost puked:
JR, while laughing so hard they almost puked:
a man with a mustache is saying `` i 'm really proud of you ''
Alt: a man with a mustache is saying `` i 'm really proud of you ''
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Me: “I want to listen to a good version of O Holy night because when that ‘fall on your knees’ bit drops, my whole body gets chills. But this version was arranged by Rutter, so that should have been my first clue it was gonna suck.”
JR, while laughing so hard they almost puked:
JR, while laughing so hard they almost puked:
Hot take from someone who never had kids and never will: push presents are fuckin awesome and everyone who gives birth should get them.
November 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Hot take from someone who never had kids and never will: push presents are fuckin awesome and everyone who gives birth should get them.
I’ve accomplished three work tasks today, so I feel like that’s more than enough work for Thanksgiving Eve.
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I’ve accomplished three work tasks today, so I feel like that’s more than enough work for Thanksgiving Eve.
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I’m listening
Me about to piss off a bunch of capitalists: If Bezos doesn’t want to pay his fair share in corporate taxes, I don’t see why we shouldn’t nationalise Amazon and make it a subsidiary of the post office.
November 26, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I’m listening
My uncle, a former investigative journalist, always told my sister and I that the #1 rule in life is “never talk to a journalist.” #2 was the equivalent of ACAB, so like…we were starting off STRONG in my family.
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
My uncle, a former investigative journalist, always told my sister and I that the #1 rule in life is “never talk to a journalist.” #2 was the equivalent of ACAB, so like…we were starting off STRONG in my family.
My mom has clearly decided that JR is her favourite child because she’s been buying bacon for my dad to eat and storing the fat to give to JR for Christmas. This isn’t ruining the surprise - she literally told them how excited she is to give them bacon fat for Christmas.
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
My mom has clearly decided that JR is her favourite child because she’s been buying bacon for my dad to eat and storing the fat to give to JR for Christmas. This isn’t ruining the surprise - she literally told them how excited she is to give them bacon fat for Christmas.
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This reminds me of the man who was asked, "Have you read every book in your library?" and replied, "No, and I have not opened every bottle in my wine cellar, either."
November 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
This reminds me of the man who was asked, "Have you read every book in your library?" and replied, "No, and I have not opened every bottle in my wine cellar, either."
Turns out, listening to this song on my daily walk around the Common/Garden is a GREAT way to get my heart rate up.
I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!! Time to go listen to The Day The Nazi Died!
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Turns out, listening to this song on my daily walk around the Common/Garden is a GREAT way to get my heart rate up.
I have done the thing and submitted it to HR. Now to return to my regularly scheduled programming of yelling at servers until they roll over and show me their bellies.
Today is for learning enough Javascript to fix our calendar and updating my resume* from before I got my SharkNinja job. If anyone is good at writing cover letters, hit me up? I hate them and I will definitely need someone to look mine over.
*applying for a promotion. I'm never leaving this place.
*applying for a promotion. I'm never leaving this place.
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I have done the thing and submitted it to HR. Now to return to my regularly scheduled programming of yelling at servers until they roll over and show me their bellies.
I was today years old when I found out that Nick Cave is still alive. I definitely would have said that he died 20 years ago if you'd asked me.
just two cool guys looking normal and alive, like humans
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I was today years old when I found out that Nick Cave is still alive. I definitely would have said that he died 20 years ago if you'd asked me.
Today is for learning enough Javascript to fix our calendar and updating my resume* from before I got my SharkNinja job. If anyone is good at writing cover letters, hit me up? I hate them and I will definitely need someone to look mine over.
*applying for a promotion. I'm never leaving this place.
*applying for a promotion. I'm never leaving this place.
November 25, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Today is for learning enough Javascript to fix our calendar and updating my resume* from before I got my SharkNinja job. If anyone is good at writing cover letters, hit me up? I hate them and I will definitely need someone to look mine over.
*applying for a promotion. I'm never leaving this place.
*applying for a promotion. I'm never leaving this place.
I’ll never forget having the realisation in college that the “free love” hippies were the same people as the ones saying queers were grooming children.
Also, Vietnam veterans got fucked coming and going for a LONG time. They get a pass from me on quite a few things because no choice+bad war=
Also, Vietnam veterans got fucked coming and going for a LONG time. They get a pass from me on quite a few things because no choice+bad war=
November 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I’ll never forget having the realisation in college that the “free love” hippies were the same people as the ones saying queers were grooming children.
Also, Vietnam veterans got fucked coming and going for a LONG time. They get a pass from me on quite a few things because no choice+bad war=
Also, Vietnam veterans got fucked coming and going for a LONG time. They get a pass from me on quite a few things because no choice+bad war=
"I'm sorry if I offended you when I said [offensive thing]."
My dude, I don't think highly enough of you to be offended by what you said. I'd have to think you were worth my attention for that.
My dude, I don't think highly enough of you to be offended by what you said. I'd have to think you were worth my attention for that.
November 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
"I'm sorry if I offended you when I said [offensive thing]."
My dude, I don't think highly enough of you to be offended by what you said. I'd have to think you were worth my attention for that.
My dude, I don't think highly enough of you to be offended by what you said. I'd have to think you were worth my attention for that.
It’s been an hour and a half and I’m already that boxing meme of “damn this week got hands”
Woke up with Honor To Us All stuck in my head this morning, so I guess it’s time to show this week it’s my bitch.
November 24, 2025 at 1:56 PM
It’s been an hour and a half and I’m already that boxing meme of “damn this week got hands”
Woke up with Honor To Us All stuck in my head this morning, so I guess it’s time to show this week it’s my bitch.
November 24, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Woke up with Honor To Us All stuck in my head this morning, so I guess it’s time to show this week it’s my bitch.
Watching the Eagles game
JR: “who the fuck is this commentator‽ His voice is fuckin annoying and he’s an idiot.”
Me: “That would be Thomas Edward Patrick Brady jr. And I also hate him.”
JR: “who the fuck is this commentator‽ His voice is fuckin annoying and he’s an idiot.”
Me: “That would be Thomas Edward Patrick Brady jr. And I also hate him.”
November 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Watching the Eagles game
JR: “who the fuck is this commentator‽ His voice is fuckin annoying and he’s an idiot.”
Me: “That would be Thomas Edward Patrick Brady jr. And I also hate him.”
JR: “who the fuck is this commentator‽ His voice is fuckin annoying and he’s an idiot.”
Me: “That would be Thomas Edward Patrick Brady jr. And I also hate him.”
ESPN app: “you love soccer! Here, have this artistic and acrobatic Cristiano Ronaldo—“
Me: “Cristiano Ronaldo can eat my entire ass. Never show me his face again unless he’s weeping after a humiliating loss.”
ESPN app:
Me: “Cristiano Ronaldo can eat my entire ass. Never show me his face again unless he’s weeping after a humiliating loss.”
ESPN app:
a close up of a pikachu with its mouth open
Alt: a close up of a pikachu with its mouth open
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
ESPN app: “you love soccer! Here, have this artistic and acrobatic Cristiano Ronaldo—“
Me: “Cristiano Ronaldo can eat my entire ass. Never show me his face again unless he’s weeping after a humiliating loss.”
ESPN app:
Me: “Cristiano Ronaldo can eat my entire ass. Never show me his face again unless he’s weeping after a humiliating loss.”
ESPN app: