So…you’re gonna write some, right?

YES! And bodies make funny sounds! Sometimes they’re ridiculous ones (like when my shoulder pops) that are totally out of context and make you laugh!

English is the most common form taught to beginners! I can do both now because I am working on a pattern with colorwork that requires I have yarn in both hands, but English is always my go to.

Oh, interesting! I hadn’t heard about that!

I *do* love a meat pie!

On dad’s side. On mom’s it’s just “oh, you’re one of those fuckin Mayflower twats.”

Having worked with homeless folks, he would get a lot farther with cigarettes and socks.

JR asked if I would make waffles for breakfast and my immediate thought was “while I have the iron down, I’ll make some stuffing ones too!” I hope you’re over whatever you had and are able to eat the best part of Thanksgiving: the leftovers.

Cause it’s a great fuckin song. Every other version sucks, but they killed it.

The leftovers breakfast of champions.

I just saw that we're supposed to get like a foot of snow in Boston next week and I'm over the fuckin moon about it. Have fun in Canada!

That’s what they’re called! I couldn’t remember the word!

You say that, but my mom once got mixed up and put sugar amounts of salt into a chocolate pudding. That was like 15 years ago and we STILL haven’t recovered!

I got this for the same “a” friend!

This will heal me

My mom put me in charge of making pie crusts when I was like 10 and I didn’t realise until recently how happy she must have been to foist all of that on me so she could do the rest.

This is, of course, the woman who asks “did I make enough” when she makes 30 different kinds of Christmas cookies.