Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master!
@bloodyhades.bsky.social
All chaps are assless. My six word biography: tattoos made my skin more me. Hugo award winning fanfiction author. Bi/pan. She/they.
Any further requests for me to move today must be submitted to my lawyer. He will accept bribes in the form of Churu or catnip, but will otherwise decline all requests.
December 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Any further requests for me to move today must be submitted to my lawyer. He will accept bribes in the form of Churu or catnip, but will otherwise decline all requests.
I put my knitting aside for two seconds to look up how to do a stitch that’s new to me. Baird has declared that I’m done with knitting now and no longer need to lift my left arm.
December 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I put my knitting aside for two seconds to look up how to do a stitch that’s new to me. Baird has declared that I’m done with knitting now and no longer need to lift my left arm.
That right there tells me everything I needed to know.
December 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
That right there tells me everything I needed to know.
actual bluesky challenge: post your favorite work of art from fifty years before you were born.
Shell by Georgia O’Keeffe. Or at least, I think this one was 50 years before…
Shell by Georgia O’Keeffe. Or at least, I think this one was 50 years before…
December 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
actual bluesky challenge: post your favorite work of art from fifty years before you were born.
Shell by Georgia O’Keeffe. Or at least, I think this one was 50 years before…
Shell by Georgia O’Keeffe. Or at least, I think this one was 50 years before…
To the woman who asked “who hurt you?” when I walked out of Dunks like this, the answer is New England. Obviously.
December 8, 2025 at 1:30 PM
To the woman who asked “who hurt you?” when I walked out of Dunks like this, the answer is New England. Obviously.
She’s beautiful.
November 28, 2025 at 12:12 AM
She’s beautiful.
Didn’t have enough filling for a pie, so we’re improvising on the fly!
November 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Didn’t have enough filling for a pie, so we’re improvising on the fly!
Not my big three or 7th house, but a bunch of it on my chart?
November 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Not my big three or 7th house, but a bunch of it on my chart?
Without downloading any new pics, what’s it like to date you
![Brie Larson sitting in a car looking like she’s praying. The caption reads “[chanting] top me top me top me”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:anxti3fo2e5srishuff3exkc/bafkreicstsa47lj32csaxhskpv7jjxs6otwdi7hftb7wq4t3ojkaqslzwm@jpeg)
November 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Without downloading any new pics, what’s it like to date you
Today’s a good day to break out the shawl @maddavenport.bsky.social made for me because it’s CHILLY in these pews! #TouchPews
November 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Today’s a good day to break out the shawl @maddavenport.bsky.social made for me because it’s CHILLY in these pews! #TouchPews
Out here looking like a dependapotomus and I don’t even care cause this is the warmest jacket I’ve ever worn.
November 20, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Out here looking like a dependapotomus and I don’t even care cause this is the warmest jacket I’ve ever worn.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
November 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
Going to a cool event today, so I’m preparing to make lots of friends. Human friends? No. Why would I do something silly like that‽ Horses, obviously.
November 8, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Going to a cool event today, so I’m preparing to make lots of friends. Human friends? No. Why would I do something silly like that‽ Horses, obviously.
Republicans: “People use their SNAP to buy junk food!”
Me, getting snacks at the corner store because I forgot my wallet and lunch box and these folks take Apple Pay: “…and that’s a problem because????”
Me, getting snacks at the corner store because I forgot my wallet and lunch box and these folks take Apple Pay: “…and that’s a problem because????”
November 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Republicans: “People use their SNAP to buy junk food!”
Me, getting snacks at the corner store because I forgot my wallet and lunch box and these folks take Apple Pay: “…and that’s a problem because????”
Me, getting snacks at the corner store because I forgot my wallet and lunch box and these folks take Apple Pay: “…and that’s a problem because????”
Oh man!! That’s the good stuff! I’m giving out handfuls and kids are like “I can’t hold that much”. Wrong. You can and you will.
October 31, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Oh man!! That’s the good stuff! I’m giving out handfuls and kids are like “I can’t hold that much”. Wrong. You can and you will.
I have taken the stupid walk for my stupid mental health. I regret to inform you that the eagle stomps did make me feel good - especially since it’s so brisk.
October 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I have taken the stupid walk for my stupid mental health. I regret to inform you that the eagle stomps did make me feel good - especially since it’s so brisk.
I told JR that I wanted a normal amount of gravy. Given that their “normal” amount is none, you can understand why they were very confused by this plate.
October 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I told JR that I wanted a normal amount of gravy. Given that their “normal” amount is none, you can understand why they were very confused by this plate.
Timeline cleanse! Post a beautiful or adorable thing, please.
October 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Timeline cleanse! Post a beautiful or adorable thing, please.
Priest friends on Instagram: if you get a follow request from someone totally random with this icon, that’s just my mom. I didn’t check if accounts were private before sending them to her. Feel free to decline, but I wanted to let you know it isn’t a creeper.
October 23, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Priest friends on Instagram: if you get a follow request from someone totally random with this icon, that’s just my mom. I didn’t check if accounts were private before sending them to her. Feel free to decline, but I wanted to let you know it isn’t a creeper.
I think my sauce split and I’m mad about it, but it looks okay at least. Needed a couple minutes under a broiler to get that good crispy cheese color, but that’s a whatever.
October 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I think my sauce split and I’m mad about it, but it looks okay at least. Needed a couple minutes under a broiler to get that good crispy cheese color, but that’s a whatever.
It’s always a good day to sink my feet into the sand. And it’s even better when there’s a dog.
October 17, 2025 at 7:19 PM
It’s always a good day to sink my feet into the sand. And it’s even better when there’s a dog.
Everything I’ve ever read about cats: “they love being warm and hate the cold! Keep your temperature up for them!”
Baird, sitting in front of an open window when it’s “feels like 41”: “close this and I’ll shit in your shoes and break everything you love.”
Baird, sitting in front of an open window when it’s “feels like 41”: “close this and I’ll shit in your shoes and break everything you love.”
October 16, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Everything I’ve ever read about cats: “they love being warm and hate the cold! Keep your temperature up for them!”
Baird, sitting in front of an open window when it’s “feels like 41”: “close this and I’ll shit in your shoes and break everything you love.”
Baird, sitting in front of an open window when it’s “feels like 41”: “close this and I’ll shit in your shoes and break everything you love.”
Having to walk to North Station from work today of all days was a bit rude. Glad I’m damp coming home and not heading in though.
October 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Having to walk to North Station from work today of all days was a bit rude. Glad I’m damp coming home and not heading in though.
As is tradition on this Day of Coming Out, I remind y’all that I am, and shall eternally remain
October 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
As is tradition on this Day of Coming Out, I remind y’all that I am, and shall eternally remain