BlondeEmu
@blondeemu.bsky.social
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BlondeEmu
@blondeemu.bsky.social
· Sep 19
Me when I hear that Dorzolor of Viciousness just sunk a nearby continent is going to turn me and all my friends into flesh puppets
Is the Guardian a good paper?
Like I don't read the news but seemingly they're the only ones with generally sane headlines
Like I don't read the news but seemingly they're the only ones with generally sane headlines
"The sheer number of Epstein’s connections to the rulers of our world is dizzying," writes @moiradonegan.bsky.social. "So, too...is the willingness of his circle to continue their relationships with him despite his convictions for sex crimes..."
Epstein was not ostracised for his crimes. To some powerful men, he became even more appealing | Moira Donegan
The latest tranche of files expose how he was viewed as a sexual svengali – and an expert on dodging the #MeToo movement, says Guardian US columnist Moira Donegan
www.theguardian.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Is the Guardian a good paper?
Like I don't read the news but seemingly they're the only ones with generally sane headlines
Like I don't read the news but seemingly they're the only ones with generally sane headlines
What happens is we don't use AI because we have fucking doctors
From August 2025: Imagine a radiologist is using a cutting-edge AI tool to analyze your brain scan. The scan flags a problem in your "basilar ganglia." The problem is, there's no such thing.
Read more from @haydenfield.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/health/71804...
Read more from @haydenfield.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/health/71804...
February 10, 2026 at 10:37 AM
What happens is we don't use AI because we have fucking doctors
Chiefs hatewatch was generational I'm looking forward to it next year
February 10, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Chiefs hatewatch was generational I'm looking forward to it next year
This is the flower that started the zombie apocalypse
February 10, 2026 at 10:31 AM
This is the flower that started the zombie apocalypse
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Bro, Kid Rock was lip syncing his whole performance lmao it's insane just how much of a talentless hack this scumbag really is. His music is fucking awful, he can't sing, rap or write good songs to save his life. Genuinely one of the worst artists of the 90s.
February 9, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Bro, Kid Rock was lip syncing his whole performance lmao it's insane just how much of a talentless hack this scumbag really is. His music is fucking awful, he can't sing, rap or write good songs to save his life. Genuinely one of the worst artists of the 90s.
Me, a CJ Stroud truther
February 10, 2026 at 10:24 AM
Me, a CJ Stroud truther
I mean you can drink mercury like a Coke, if you wanna
You can really just eat an onion like an apple.
February 10, 2026 at 10:20 AM
I mean you can drink mercury like a Coke, if you wanna
Though not her, it's always good to consider that a lot of corrupt individuals are ~in this position
You can be complicit in truly evil things, and any day you can just turn around and... not
Those on the sidelines aren't just gutless, they're people who can't even fathom atonement
You can be complicit in truly evil things, and any day you can just turn around and... not
Those on the sidelines aren't just gutless, they're people who can't even fathom atonement
Ghislaine Maxwell Reminded That A Simple ‘I’m Sorry’ Could Make This All Go Away https://theonion.com/ghislaine-maxwell-reminded-that-a-simple-im-sorry-could-make-this-all-go-away/
February 10, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Though not her, it's always good to consider that a lot of corrupt individuals are ~in this position
You can be complicit in truly evil things, and any day you can just turn around and... not
Those on the sidelines aren't just gutless, they're people who can't even fathom atonement
You can be complicit in truly evil things, and any day you can just turn around and... not
Those on the sidelines aren't just gutless, they're people who can't even fathom atonement
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I love how we all collectively went “they’re not looking for lost dogs, down with Ring.”
February 10, 2026 at 2:01 AM
I love how we all collectively went “they’re not looking for lost dogs, down with Ring.”
Name a price.
February 10, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Name a price.
My relief when it's just Slenderman
Me, every time I hear a popping sound in my old house.
a blurry picture of a prairie dog looking at the camera
ALT: a blurry picture of a prairie dog looking at the camera
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:03 AM
My relief when it's just Slenderman
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Me, every time I hear a popping sound in my old house.
a blurry picture of a prairie dog looking at the camera
ALT: a blurry picture of a prairie dog looking at the camera
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Me, every time I hear a popping sound in my old house.
Who is Men in Blazers because never anywhere else in my life have I seen someone talk about American football and football football in the same breath
And these folk have done it on my feed like twice in the last two days
And these folk have done it on my feed like twice in the last two days
We got an English defensive coordinator winning the Super Bowl before an English manager has won the Premier League 🤯
Aden Durde, a West Ham fan born and raised in London, is now a Super Bowl LX champion. A remarkable achievement for the Seattle Seahawks' trailblazing DC 🏈
Aden Durde, a West Ham fan born and raised in London, is now a Super Bowl LX champion. A remarkable achievement for the Seattle Seahawks' trailblazing DC 🏈
February 10, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Who is Men in Blazers because never anywhere else in my life have I seen someone talk about American football and football football in the same breath
And these folk have done it on my feed like twice in the last two days
And these folk have done it on my feed like twice in the last two days
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Who is Ghislaine Maxwell?
Watch The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU
Watch The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU
February 9, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Who is Ghislaine Maxwell?
Watch The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU
Watch The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU
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🎉Happy Birthday to the Maestro of Fantasy, Frank Frazetta, who was born on this day back in 1928!
Frazetta is beloved the world over for his pulpy paperback and comic book covers, featuring brawny warriors in bold acts of heroism.🧵
Frazetta is beloved the world over for his pulpy paperback and comic book covers, featuring brawny warriors in bold acts of heroism.🧵
February 9, 2026 at 11:18 PM
🎉Happy Birthday to the Maestro of Fantasy, Frank Frazetta, who was born on this day back in 1928!
Frazetta is beloved the world over for his pulpy paperback and comic book covers, featuring brawny warriors in bold acts of heroism.🧵
Frazetta is beloved the world over for his pulpy paperback and comic book covers, featuring brawny warriors in bold acts of heroism.🧵
None of 'em good
In the aftermath of every Super Bowl, we talk about the game and the halftime show, but we’re also eager to discuss the commercials
What were your favorites/most hated? And where did we go wrong on our list?
What were your favorites/most hated? And where did we go wrong on our list?
February 10, 2026 at 9:50 AM
None of 'em good
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Immediate response should be "Will you commit to familiarizing yourself with that information, and how soon would it be OK to ask you this same question again, seeing as how you will almost certainly be asked the same question under oath in the foreseeable future?"
February 9, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Immediate response should be "Will you commit to familiarizing yourself with that information, and how soon would it be OK to ask you this same question again, seeing as how you will almost certainly be asked the same question under oath in the foreseeable future?"
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Police Detectives: “you’re on bank cameras robbing the First National Bank, we found the satchel of stolen money in your truck and your fingerprints are all over the wrapped $ packets. What do you have to say in your defense? “
“I’m not aware of any of this”
“Your free to go”
“I’m not aware of any of this”
“Your free to go”
February 9, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Police Detectives: “you’re on bank cameras robbing the First National Bank, we found the satchel of stolen money in your truck and your fingerprints are all over the wrapped $ packets. What do you have to say in your defense? “
“I’m not aware of any of this”
“Your free to go”
“I’m not aware of any of this”
“Your free to go”
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Music is a universal language.
February 10, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Music is a universal language.
Patriots fans when Jared Goff throws 225 yards in the 1st half
(They just lost to Quinn Ewers)
(They just lost to Quinn Ewers)
February 10, 2026 at 9:39 AM
Patriots fans when Jared Goff throws 225 yards in the 1st half
(They just lost to Quinn Ewers)
(They just lost to Quinn Ewers)
I think the feeling is still that Lamar is an MVP guy and their offense is potent with Henry
+That the bad defense was more a mirage and people still have faith in that side of the ball being at least mediocre
Essentially that a healthy, in-form Baltimore is a clear contender in a quite murky AFC
+That the bad defense was more a mirage and people still have faith in that side of the ball being at least mediocre
Essentially that a healthy, in-form Baltimore is a clear contender in a quite murky AFC
Saying this as the guy whose numbers have loved the Ravens every year, I think the Ravens are too high here. The Seahawks should be behind the Rams because offense is more consistent than defense. Otherwise it looks good to me.
Super Bowl 61 odds from @betmgm:
Seahawks +800
Rams +900
Ravens +1200
Bills +1200
Packers +1400
Eagles +1400
Lions +1500
Chiefs +1500
Chargers +1500
Patriots +1500
#49ers +1700
Broncos +2000
Texans +2000
Jaguars +2000
(#Raiders are at +15000)
Seahawks +800
Rams +900
Ravens +1200
Bills +1200
Packers +1400
Eagles +1400
Lions +1500
Chiefs +1500
Chargers +1500
Patriots +1500
#49ers +1700
Broncos +2000
Texans +2000
Jaguars +2000
(#Raiders are at +15000)
February 10, 2026 at 9:33 AM
I think the feeling is still that Lamar is an MVP guy and their offense is potent with Henry
+That the bad defense was more a mirage and people still have faith in that side of the ball being at least mediocre
Essentially that a healthy, in-form Baltimore is a clear contender in a quite murky AFC
+That the bad defense was more a mirage and people still have faith in that side of the ball being at least mediocre
Essentially that a healthy, in-form Baltimore is a clear contender in a quite murky AFC
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Saying this as the guy whose numbers have loved the Ravens every year, I think the Ravens are too high here. The Seahawks should be behind the Rams because offense is more consistent than defense. Otherwise it looks good to me.
Super Bowl 61 odds from @betmgm:
Seahawks +800
Rams +900
Ravens +1200
Bills +1200
Packers +1400
Eagles +1400
Lions +1500
Chiefs +1500
Chargers +1500
Patriots +1500
#49ers +1700
Broncos +2000
Texans +2000
Jaguars +2000
(#Raiders are at +15000)
Seahawks +800
Rams +900
Ravens +1200
Bills +1200
Packers +1400
Eagles +1400
Lions +1500
Chiefs +1500
Chargers +1500
Patriots +1500
#49ers +1700
Broncos +2000
Texans +2000
Jaguars +2000
(#Raiders are at +15000)
February 9, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Saying this as the guy whose numbers have loved the Ravens every year, I think the Ravens are too high here. The Seahawks should be behind the Rams because offense is more consistent than defense. Otherwise it looks good to me.