blindreefer
@blindreefer.bsky.social
Suspected but never charged.
Most scientists in the field of quantum physics agree that, at this point in time, the closest way to experience the multiverse theory is still breaking into your neighbors’ apartments.
November 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Most scientists in the field of quantum physics agree that, at this point in time, the closest way to experience the multiverse theory is still breaking into your neighbors’ apartments.
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Guess I’ll just keep making dumb stuff until the earth explodes
October 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Guess I’ll just keep making dumb stuff until the earth explodes
Scott Bessent is the shitty dean in every 80s movie where beer is a character
Bessent on Trump bailing out Argentina: "It is America first because we are supporting a US ally."
October 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Scott Bessent is the shitty dean in every 80s movie where beer is a character
HEALTH :: Thought Leader
HEALTH :: THOUGHT LEADER
YouTube video by HEALTH
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October 23, 2025 at 2:57 PM
HEALTH :: Thought Leader
Somebody’s got a birthday coming up!@danharmon.bsky.social
October 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Somebody’s got a birthday coming up!@danharmon.bsky.social
Brb going to my memory palace
and yes…it is the Blockbuster by the house I grew up in.
and yes…it is the Blockbuster by the house I grew up in.
October 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Brb going to my memory palace
and yes…it is the Blockbuster by the house I grew up in.
and yes…it is the Blockbuster by the house I grew up in.
John Thune looks like he’s totally waiting for an excuse stuff that little shrimp Mike Johnson into a locker.
New in PN: Republicans are totally full of it on healthcare.
It becomes more obvious every time they talk about it. And it's a big reason the shutdown is turning out to be such a disaster for them.
It becomes more obvious every time they talk about it. And it's a big reason the shutdown is turning out to be such a disaster for them.
Republicans are completely full of it on healthcare
And it becomes more obvious every time they talk about it.
www.publicnotice.co
October 13, 2025 at 1:47 PM
John Thune looks like he’s totally waiting for an excuse stuff that little shrimp Mike Johnson into a locker.
Has anybody tried simply grabbing him by his tie and swinging him around until he gives up?
Adelita Grijalva won her election fair and square.
Now House Speaker Mike Johnson is refusing to swear her in because she would be the final signature to release the Epstein files.
Mr. Speaker, respect democracy. Obey the law. Swear Representative Grijalva in immediately.
Now House Speaker Mike Johnson is refusing to swear her in because she would be the final signature to release the Epstein files.
Mr. Speaker, respect democracy. Obey the law. Swear Representative Grijalva in immediately.
October 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Has anybody tried simply grabbing him by his tie and swinging him around until he gives up?
…and it’s making god cry. stop it.
October 8, 2025 at 3:45 AM
…and it’s making god cry. stop it.
Just in time for Halloween!
October 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Just in time for Halloween!
One of my favorite parts of any movie was when the prosecutor in My Cousin Vinny pronounced heinous like “Hi, Anus!”
October 4, 2025 at 9:20 AM
One of my favorite parts of any movie was when the prosecutor in My Cousin Vinny pronounced heinous like “Hi, Anus!”
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Scrolling my feed first thing after I wake up
October 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Scrolling my feed first thing after I wake up
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I feel like Joseph Heller had their number back in the 60's in Catch-22 and I still think of this quote whenever I hear farm owners complaining about socialism or benefits or taxes. It was a short little aside but it stuck with me for like 25 years.
October 2, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I feel like Joseph Heller had their number back in the 60's in Catch-22 and I still think of this quote whenever I hear farm owners complaining about socialism or benefits or taxes. It was a short little aside but it stuck with me for like 25 years.
TFW the pussy don’t pop for you
October 1, 2025 at 10:53 AM
TFW the pussy don’t pop for you
Me at 20: getting old jokes are so hacky
Me at 37: I broke a rib doing 6 push ups
Me at 37: I broke a rib doing 6 push ups
September 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Me at 20: getting old jokes are so hacky
Me at 37: I broke a rib doing 6 push ups
Me at 37: I broke a rib doing 6 push ups
Maybe all these comedians aren’t going to Riyadh *in spite* of the human rights abuses? Maybe they’re going because they just want to be able to do all their shitty anti-trans material in a place that’s nicer than a strip mall in Little Rock?
September 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Maybe all these comedians aren’t going to Riyadh *in spite* of the human rights abuses? Maybe they’re going because they just want to be able to do all their shitty anti-trans material in a place that’s nicer than a strip mall in Little Rock?
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Personally, I have always disliked stuff that sucks. And yet, they keep making it
September 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Personally, I have always disliked stuff that sucks. And yet, they keep making it
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KASH PATEL: you falsify that evidence with messages that are anti-ICE in nature yet?
LOW LEVEL FBI AGENT: sure did, boss. wrote the words "ANTI-ICE" on them nice and big, just like you asked
KASH PATEL: what
LOW LEVEL FBI AGENT: sure did, boss. wrote the words "ANTI-ICE" on them nice and big, just like you asked
KASH PATEL: what
Hours after a shooting of ICE detainees, the FBI says “early evidence” of messages on the rounds are “anti-ICE in nature.”
Here is a picture FBI Director Kash Patel just tweeted of “the unspent shell casings recovered…engraved with the phrase ANTI ICE.”
Here is a picture FBI Director Kash Patel just tweeted of “the unspent shell casings recovered…engraved with the phrase ANTI ICE.”
September 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
KASH PATEL: you falsify that evidence with messages that are anti-ICE in nature yet?
LOW LEVEL FBI AGENT: sure did, boss. wrote the words "ANTI-ICE" on them nice and big, just like you asked
KASH PATEL: what
LOW LEVEL FBI AGENT: sure did, boss. wrote the words "ANTI-ICE" on them nice and big, just like you asked
KASH PATEL: what
Just found out my mom has been taking fistfuls of Tylenol since she heard it might give me autism
September 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Just found out my mom has been taking fistfuls of Tylenol since she heard it might give me autism
“Striving to leave the world a better place than I found it,” I think proudly as I make sure the door to the Hungry Man cooler shuts all the way.
September 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
“Striving to leave the world a better place than I found it,” I think proudly as I make sure the door to the Hungry Man cooler shuts all the way.
New Music
HEALTH :: ORDINARY LOSS
YouTube video by HEALTH
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September 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
New Music
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“Shhh… You’ve gotta hear this guitar part.”
September 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
“Shhh… You’ve gotta hear this guitar part.”
Love this band so much
Alkaline Trio - Bleeding Out (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by riserecords
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September 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Love this band so much