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Somebody’s got a birthday coming up!@danharmon.bsky.social
October 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Whoa there now
The Mayor of Austin ain’t having that. He’s dressed in a black cowboy hat and a black western shirt with golden embroidery on the shoulders. He’s got a great mustache and he’s pointing at us saying “Not Cool” Also there’s an image of a cat behind him with a red prohibited symbol superimposed over it. Also also, the mayor is Kyle Maclachlan.
October 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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but what’s your stance on shelled reptiles
Archival image of a small midwestern child, face painted in the crude pantomime of death. His eyes, emptied of wonder, gaze softly in our direction. It’s unclear if his attention rests on the camera, the infinite chasm of our meaningless existence, or line for the tilt-a-whirl. Not even the sweet smell of kettle corn and funnel cake hanging in the air can free him from the quiet horror that, much like Buccaneer Pete’s Pirate Ship Adventure, we swing endlessly between two arbitrary points in space, mistaking this motion for meaning, all while the inevitable heat death of the universe inches ever nearer.
October 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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…and it’s making god cry. stop it.
Business Headline: Your New Lunch Habit is Hurting the Economy
October 8, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Just in time for Halloween!
A thumbnail for a MSNBC YouTube video. The picture is of a few dozen Texas National Guard soldiers and the headline is ‘They’re scaring everybody’: MSNBC on the ground in Chicago as troops arrive.
October 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Indigo Montoya says “Hello. My name is Pete Davidson. You killed my father. Prepare to laugh.”
October 4, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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October 3, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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Scrolling my feed first thing after I wake up
Ed Oniell as Glen from Wayne's World asks us "Why do they come to me to die?" The look on his face is a mixture of horror and befuddlement suggesting he does not expect a satisfactory answer in this life or the next.
October 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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TFW the pussy don’t pop for you
Sean Penn as Col J Lockjaw looking like an absolute slapped ass as he learns that a young woman no longer fancies him.
October 1, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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My reddit info page
September 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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September 24, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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For anyone wondering where in the disaster we find ourselves…
September 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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“Look Mark, I realize we’re living through an authoritarian coup, but that’s no excuse for falling short on deliverables.”
The boss ain’t happy
September 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Two minutes later
September 18, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Kramer tells the Soup Nazi that he suffers for his memes.
September 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Screenshot from the episode of Seinfeld where George is wearing a wig. A tweet from Stephen Miller that is superimposed over George’s head reads “If the idea of free speech enrages you — the cornerstone of democratic self-government — than (sic) I regret to inform you that you are a fascist.” Elaine screams into George’s face “YOU’RE A FASCIST!”
September 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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The 90s; “We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War is a spiritual war….“

The 2020s: “We’re sorry for complaining. Can we have our spiritual war back please?”
Tyler Durden complaining in a basement about bEInG bOReD
September 18, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Goodbye Hulu
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September 18, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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I got you but there’ll be a 10% finders fee
A bicycle helmet that is both cool as hell and rad as fuck
September 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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You may be on to something
A cursed disk of dough, half-baked and wholly malevolent, bubbles in a metal trough like something dredged from the ruins of a condemned barnyard. Crowned with a leering lump of synthetic “vanilla” ice cream, it dares you to remember joy while consuming it. This is the Pizookie®, a name so aggressively juvenile it feels like a prank. Its very syllables challenge the mind to suppress the obvious rhyme. A scatological whisper at the edge of consciousness. You will think of it. That’s the game. That’s the cruelty. This is not dessert. It’s a philosophical riddle wrapped in man’s inhumanity to man and served warm at BJ’s, a restaurant whose name also offers no reprieve from innuendo. The Pizookie® mocks God’s creation, language, digestion, and dignity. And for a limited time… it is free.
September 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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This has got to be an AI hallucination, right?
Screenshot of a Wikipedia summary that DuckDuckGo spat out at me… The Rizzler American social media personality from New Jersey (born 2016) Christian Joseph, known online as The Rizzler, is an American social media personality from New Jersey. He is best known for his "Rizz Face", an expression where he squints his eyes while stroking his chin and pursing his lips.
September 15, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Why is Alex Jones turning into Lars from one of those Futurama movies?
A partially shaved ballsack of a man named Alex Jones sits in his drivers seat and blames the world for his failures Lars from one of those Futurama movies
September 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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…so did he
Suave-ass Col. Hans Landa from Inglourious Basterds looking suave as hell while he’s going around being a Nazi at the same time
September 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Love a bit of the ole Saturday Synchronicity
Screenshot of two fleets the first one says “how it feels to post a joke on here” and shows a picture of Ralph Wiggum from the simpsons saying “(chuckles) I’m in danger” The second one says “Post it baby! (Gonna start saying this a lot, like the sound of this)”
September 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Friendship isn’t my thing I guess
A screenshot of a text exchange. They ask “who do you think is gonna play Batman in the DCU?” I reply with a picture of Larry David and two fingers crossed emojis. I go on to say “I wanna hear him make excuses for why he’s not gonna save people.”
September 13, 2025 at 3:14 AM