Azalea
@blazingazalea.bsky.social
Too autistic to live
Too psychotic to die
Too psychotic to die
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i always love it when liberals critique me for being part of some leftist hive mind when like, I voted exclusively for Democrats. I told other people I thought it was best to vote for Democrats.
The Democrats lost. And they didn't lose because leftists refused to vote for them.
The Democrats lost. And they didn't lose because leftists refused to vote for them.
February 6, 2026 at 7:25 AM
i always love it when liberals critique me for being part of some leftist hive mind when like, I voted exclusively for Democrats. I told other people I thought it was best to vote for Democrats.
The Democrats lost. And they didn't lose because leftists refused to vote for them.
The Democrats lost. And they didn't lose because leftists refused to vote for them.
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do you have any idea how chill you have to be for sex workers to say they felt unusually safe around you WHILE you smoked crack?!
I wanna personally congratulate Hunter Biden for not only being nowhere near the Epstein files but for having rock-solid reviews from sex workers for respectfulness and tipping
February 6, 2026 at 3:18 AM
do you have any idea how chill you have to be for sex workers to say they felt unusually safe around you WHILE you smoked crack?!
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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
As of January 1st 2026, John and I are **no longer** the owners of Complexly (the educational media company we started 15 years ago that makes Crash Course, Eons, SciShow, Study Hall, and a bunch of other shows.)
We have been the sole owners for all that time...
As of January 1st 2026, John and I are **no longer** the owners of Complexly (the educational media company we started 15 years ago that makes Crash Course, Eons, SciShow, Study Hall, and a bunch of other shows.)
We have been the sole owners for all that time...
February 4, 2026 at 4:11 PM
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
As of January 1st 2026, John and I are **no longer** the owners of Complexly (the educational media company we started 15 years ago that makes Crash Course, Eons, SciShow, Study Hall, and a bunch of other shows.)
We have been the sole owners for all that time...
As of January 1st 2026, John and I are **no longer** the owners of Complexly (the educational media company we started 15 years ago that makes Crash Course, Eons, SciShow, Study Hall, and a bunch of other shows.)
We have been the sole owners for all that time...
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The richest man on earth was too gross and sad to score an invite to kidrape island. It is our civic duty to remind him that we know this about him as often as possible for the rest of his life. Trust me: he cares.
February 4, 2026 at 12:37 AM
The richest man on earth was too gross and sad to score an invite to kidrape island. It is our civic duty to remind him that we know this about him as often as possible for the rest of his life. Trust me: he cares.
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SpaceX in 2012: We will return to the moon and put a man on Mars
SpaceX 2026: you know the data centers that make on-demand child porn possible? now they're satellites!
SpaceX 2026: you know the data centers that make on-demand child porn possible? now they're satellites!
February 2, 2026 at 9:09 PM
SpaceX in 2012: We will return to the moon and put a man on Mars
SpaceX 2026: you know the data centers that make on-demand child porn possible? now they're satellites!
SpaceX 2026: you know the data centers that make on-demand child porn possible? now they're satellites!
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Just left an ICE Protest in Portland OR that started at City Hall and marched to the ICE building. Main demand was "revoke" the lease that lets the agency use their building.
Crowd was 500-1000. They gassed massively after about an hour. Had to pull a lot of 16-17 year old girls out of the gas.
Crowd was 500-1000. They gassed massively after about an hour. Had to pull a lot of 16-17 year old girls out of the gas.
February 2, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Just left an ICE Protest in Portland OR that started at City Hall and marched to the ICE building. Main demand was "revoke" the lease that lets the agency use their building.
Crowd was 500-1000. They gassed massively after about an hour. Had to pull a lot of 16-17 year old girls out of the gas.
Crowd was 500-1000. They gassed massively after about an hour. Had to pull a lot of 16-17 year old girls out of the gas.
Normally, I hate snowy weather, but it’s a completely different story when I get to spend it with her.
February 1, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Normally, I hate snowy weather, but it’s a completely different story when I get to spend it with her.
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Just got gassed pretty good at the labor union anti-ICE protest in Portland. Massive march, 5-10k strong. Vibes were very much liberal rather than radical. Lots of kids and older folks.
They gassed the whole crowd as soon as it marched on ICE, in broad daylight.
They gassed the whole crowd as soon as it marched on ICE, in broad daylight.
February 1, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Just got gassed pretty good at the labor union anti-ICE protest in Portland. Massive march, 5-10k strong. Vibes were very much liberal rather than radical. Lots of kids and older folks.
They gassed the whole crowd as soon as it marched on ICE, in broad daylight.
They gassed the whole crowd as soon as it marched on ICE, in broad daylight.
Did some forklifting in the snow today
February 1, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Did some forklifting in the snow today
Checking myself into a psych ward
Decided to look up the 4chan achieve to see what Epstein was sending people to on the /u/ board and while most of the links to pictures are dead there are two still visible and both of them are Princess Bubblegum x Marceline pics. Also, people talking about HomuMado fics abound among other things.
January 31, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Checking myself into a psych ward
Getting married is wild. Like, I’ll never have to say I’m 6ft again.
January 30, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Getting married is wild. Like, I’ll never have to say I’m 6ft again.
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outfit has the same colors as the crying emoji 😭
January 30, 2026 at 3:46 AM
outfit has the same colors as the crying emoji 😭
There’s an alternate cultural timeline where Sharia was a very popular girls name in 2007.
January 29, 2026 at 11:16 PM
There’s an alternate cultural timeline where Sharia was a very popular girls name in 2007.
There’s an alternate cultural timeline where Sharia was a very popular girls name in 2007.
January 29, 2026 at 10:51 PM
There’s an alternate cultural timeline where Sharia was a very popular girls name in 2007.
Wait, why is the Daily Wire making a show about that blonde futanari from the Japanese gambling game?
January 27, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Wait, why is the Daily Wire making a show about that blonde futanari from the Japanese gambling game?
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when woke 2 hits we're creating a whole new alphabet just for pronouns
the woke pendulum is swinging back so hard they're gonna be crying and begging for Brandon
January 27, 2026 at 4:40 AM
when woke 2 hits we're creating a whole new alphabet just for pronouns
The zoomers bringing “retard” back is great cuz now it’s even more cringe
January 27, 2026 at 2:55 PM
The zoomers bringing “retard” back is great cuz now it’s even more cringe
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I interviewed over half a dozen ICE and Border Patrol agents about Alex Pretti's death and every single one of them blame the Border Patrol agent
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ice-unloads
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ice-unloads
ICE Unloads
Immigration officers speak out: “Fuck this.”
www.kenklippenstein.com
January 27, 2026 at 3:06 AM
I interviewed over half a dozen ICE and Border Patrol agents about Alex Pretti's death and every single one of them blame the Border Patrol agent
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ice-unloads
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ice-unloads
Weird how our society has decided that sin is stored in the nipples.
January 27, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Weird how our society has decided that sin is stored in the nipples.
Yo what if it was all cows on here. They’d have to call it Moo Sky
January 27, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Yo what if it was all cows on here. They’d have to call it Moo Sky
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I’m surprised at how confidently the writers expect you to just adopt Verso into your heart ‘cus he’s 6’1” and has nice hair.
January 26, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I’m surprised at how confidently the writers expect you to just adopt Verso into your heart ‘cus he’s 6’1” and has nice hair.
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stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.
January 26, 2026 at 7:53 AM
stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.
Wild that football is the only time it’s acceptable for men to wear leggings.
January 26, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Wild that football is the only time it’s acceptable for men to wear leggings.
America was founded on drug smuggling, tax evasion and beating cops in the streets. It was in my 4th grade fucking text book.
Attorney General Pam Bondi: "Our country was founded on law enforcement"
Bondi: "It's extremely organized. The signs they have are all matching, they're well written. And look at what's happening today. How did these people go out & get gas masks? These protesters. Would you know how to walk out on the street and buy a gas mask? Think about that. We're not gonna have it"
January 25, 2026 at 3:15 PM
America was founded on drug smuggling, tax evasion and beating cops in the streets. It was in my 4th grade fucking text book.
Tracking, listing and eventually prosecuting ICE agents is one of the only paths Americans can take to this shit not getting worse every single year for the rest of our lives.
January 24, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Tracking, listing and eventually prosecuting ICE agents is one of the only paths Americans can take to this shit not getting worse every single year for the rest of our lives.