Andrea Varsany
@blandrea.bsky.social
I dance like a dad. I make podcasts for money, but bad jokes for free. (she/her)
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Andrea Varsany
@blandrea.bsky.social
· Feb 10
Hey everyone, I'm doing it, I'm deleting Twitter. That being said I'm in the market for new freelance opportunities! I would love to connect if you or someone you know is looking for a podcast producer, researcher, and writer. I really appreciate any help you can provide! #OpenToWork
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Guys even Bill and Ted are having full blown existential meltdowns we are so very cooked
September 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Guys even Bill and Ted are having full blown existential meltdowns we are so very cooked
The new season of #Wednesday is verging on almost too scary, and yet, not spooky enough, like why wasn’t Christopher Lloyd’s head in an actual jar?
August 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
The new season of #Wednesday is verging on almost too scary, and yet, not spooky enough, like why wasn’t Christopher Lloyd’s head in an actual jar?
Why does Tina Belcher’s inner monologue sound sooo much like…myyy inner monologue…
June 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Why does Tina Belcher’s inner monologue sound sooo much like…myyy inner monologue…
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Ice cream trucks should switch to soup when it’s rainy out
May 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Ice cream trucks should switch to soup when it’s rainy out
All that talk about Hot Priest and yet no one thought to mention Hot Moriarty? #AndrewScott 🔥
May 1, 2025 at 1:03 AM
All that talk about Hot Priest and yet no one thought to mention Hot Moriarty? #AndrewScott 🔥
I just had a sudden yearning for a land line again. Huh.
April 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I just had a sudden yearning for a land line again. Huh.
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Hey guys remember to wait thirty minutes after you eat before you start dissociating or you’ll cramp
April 3, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Hey guys remember to wait thirty minutes after you eat before you start dissociating or you’ll cramp
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The man's lawyer says he was "disappeared" to El Salvador after being falsely accused of gang affiliations.
Gay Venezuelan Makeup Artist Among Hundreds Deported Without Due Process
The man's lawyer says he was "disappeared" to El Salvador after being falsely accused of gang affiliations.
www.huffpost.com
March 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The man's lawyer says he was "disappeared" to El Salvador after being falsely accused of gang affiliations.
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If you let the executive deport people to a foreign gulag just by pronouncing the word “terrorism,” then expect to be called a “terrorist” soon yourself.
March 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
If you let the executive deport people to a foreign gulag just by pronouncing the word “terrorism,” then expect to be called a “terrorist” soon yourself.
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the fact that people are being disappeared in the name of ""preventing antisemitism"" by a christian nationalist administration is making me nauseated and horrified in ways i cant even begin to explain
March 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
the fact that people are being disappeared in the name of ""preventing antisemitism"" by a christian nationalist administration is making me nauseated and horrified in ways i cant even begin to explain
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“This is the first arrest of many to come," Trump said.
Trump Confirms He Had Columbia University Student Activist Arrested
www.huffpost.com
March 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
“This is the first arrest of many to come," Trump said.
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you should legally have to tell me if my password has a special character in it before I click "forgot password?"
March 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
you should legally have to tell me if my password has a special character in it before I click "forgot password?"
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Need a fairy for other body parts. Losing hair would be a lot easier if I knew I’d wake up to a loose cigarette under my pillow.
March 7, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Need a fairy for other body parts. Losing hair would be a lot easier if I knew I’d wake up to a loose cigarette under my pillow.
It’s official, I want Meghan to be my mom ❤️
March 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
It’s official, I want Meghan to be my mom ❤️
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Anora’s Oscars triumph is a crushing defeat for prudes.
The Part of Anora’s Oscars Triumph That’s Truly Revolutionary
There’s one way in which this movie is like no Best Picture winner before.
slate.com
March 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Anora’s Oscars triumph is a crushing defeat for prudes.
Did Anora just win for every category it was nominated in??
March 3, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Did Anora just win for every category it was nominated in??
Anora director won so many times he ran out of people to thank
March 3, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Anora director won so many times he ran out of people to thank
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I've said it before but there should be a law that if in your Oscar speech you thank your parents "up there" you have to clarify if they are dead or in the balcony
March 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I've said it before but there should be a law that if in your Oscar speech you thank your parents "up there" you have to clarify if they are dead or in the balcony
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The importance of a strong national broadcaster has never been more clear.
Given the threats from the USA, the Conservative Party plan to kill the CBC will mean surrendering to the Americans who will control our media.
Protecting Canadian sovereignty means protecting the CBC.
#CBC #Canada
Given the threats from the USA, the Conservative Party plan to kill the CBC will mean surrendering to the Americans who will control our media.
Protecting Canadian sovereignty means protecting the CBC.
#CBC #Canada
March 3, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Losing faith in every single public figure and institution has done wonders for my Impostor Syndrome
March 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Losing faith in every single public figure and institution has done wonders for my Impostor Syndrome
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Doug Ford celebrates majority win by demolishing closest hospital
Doug Ford celebrates majority win by demolishing closest hospital
ETOBICOKE, ON — After his Conservative party was officially re-elected with a majority vote this evening, Doug Ford celebrated his win by immediately hopping in his car, tearing down University Avenue...
www.thebeaverton.com
February 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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“This Black History Month, Meghan embraces true freedom—defining herself, speaking for herself, and making history along the way.” 🥹❤️😭
Meghan Markle's Instagram Followers Surge as She Becomes the Most-Followed Individual British Royal
Meghan Markle has returned to Instagram, gaining 2 million followers in under two months. Her posts draw millions of views, highlighting strong public interest.
Meghan Markle has returned to Instagram, gaining 2 million followers in under two months. Her posts draw millions of views, highlighting strong public interest.
Meghan Markle Instagram Followers Surge as She Becomes the Most-Followed Individual British Royal
Meghan Markle’s Instagram followers hit 2M fast, making her the top individual British royal. See how she’s engaging her audience.
feminegra.com
February 24, 2025 at 3:01 AM
“This Black History Month, Meghan embraces true freedom—defining herself, speaking for herself, and making history along the way.” 🥹❤️😭