Blake (Strixtle)
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Formerly @blakex and @strixtle on the bird app.
But sure, tell me how supposed fraud in Minnesota is out of control.
Just more racist bullshit from Trump.
Just more racist bullshit from Trump.
President Trump quietly issued clemency grants this week, including to a California woman he had pardoned once before and a man whose daughter had donated millions to a Trump super PAC.
Trump Sets Fraudster Free From Prison for a Second Time
The president issued a raft of clemency grants this week, including pardoning a woman he had given relief to once before and a man whose daughter had donated millions to a Trump super PAC.
nyti.ms
January 16, 2026 at 7:32 PM
But sure, tell me how supposed fraud in Minnesota is out of control.
Just more racist bullshit from Trump.
Just more racist bullshit from Trump.
this is the future liberals want
January 16, 2026 at 5:11 PM
this is the future liberals want
I wonder what Madison Cawthorne is up to these days. I hope he's still doing coke and having orgies.
January 15, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I wonder what Madison Cawthorne is up to these days. I hope he's still doing coke and having orgies.
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They’re calling it the most divorced anyone has ever been
January 15, 2026 at 6:26 PM
They’re calling it the most divorced anyone has ever been
Should definitely buy the 2-pack for $299.
January 15, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Should definitely buy the 2-pack for $299.
I saw limited things about Song Sung Blue but expected it to be a heart-warming, uplifting movie about a Neil Diamond tribute band.
Plot twist: IT WAS NOT
Plot twist: IT WAS NOT
January 15, 2026 at 6:59 PM
I saw limited things about Song Sung Blue but expected it to be a heart-warming, uplifting movie about a Neil Diamond tribute band.
Plot twist: IT WAS NOT
Plot twist: IT WAS NOT
I don't think he gets much from Elon, but he certainly saw the lucrative career of being a right-wing trash pile on Twitch and has been making bank on being an uninformed asshole.
January 15, 2026 at 5:33 PM
I don't think he gets much from Elon, but he certainly saw the lucrative career of being a right-wing trash pile on Twitch and has been making bank on being an uninformed asshole.
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"I know gassing babies isn't ideal, but it's important that you remain civil."
Part of what makes this administration so sure of its choices and so easy with its abuses is that it knows Democrats will lie down for it, and softly rebuke their own voters for not taking abuse with greater equanimity.
Part of what makes this administration so sure of its choices and so easy with its abuses is that it knows Democrats will lie down for it, and softly rebuke their own voters for not taking abuse with greater equanimity.
January 15, 2026 at 5:08 PM
"I know gassing babies isn't ideal, but it's important that you remain civil."
Part of what makes this administration so sure of its choices and so easy with its abuses is that it knows Democrats will lie down for it, and softly rebuke their own voters for not taking abuse with greater equanimity.
Part of what makes this administration so sure of its choices and so easy with its abuses is that it knows Democrats will lie down for it, and softly rebuke their own voters for not taking abuse with greater equanimity.
he's the dumbest motherfucker on earth
January 14, 2026 at 11:32 PM
he's the dumbest motherfucker on earth
mmmm...extra plastic-y
January 14, 2026 at 8:57 PM
mmmm...extra plastic-y
Aww, sad your monitor lizard loop didn't win.
January 14, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Aww, sad your monitor lizard loop didn't win.
co-worker brought in some pizza they had left over from the weekend. i ate a slice on monday. today she said she was going to throw it away. like fuck you will. that pizza is still in its prime. what are you doing?
January 14, 2026 at 7:25 PM
co-worker brought in some pizza they had left over from the weekend. i ate a slice on monday. today she said she was going to throw it away. like fuck you will. that pizza is still in its prime. what are you doing?
Every time I think this admin can't get any more racist, they go and do more racist shit.
BREAKING: The U.S. will suspend immigrant visa processing from 75 countries whose nationals are deemed likely to need public assistance.
US suspending immigrant visa processing from 75 countries over public assistance
The State Department says it will suspend the processing of immigrant visas for citizens of 75 countries whose nationals are deemed likely to require public assistance while living in the United States.
bit.ly
January 14, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Every time I think this admin can't get any more racist, they go and do more racist shit.
Pasco County, FL: Content Not Found, would you like an icon of an F16 instead?
January 13, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Pasco County, FL: Content Not Found, would you like an icon of an F16 instead?
Before reading on, I saw the first half of the quote from Bondi and didn't question it. I was curious why she would call him a slut, but didn't question that someone from this admin. would do so.
“The American people deserve to know that the central bank is led by a total slut,” Attorney General Pam Bondi said of the photo, promising that more sexually explicit images of Powell were on the way.
DOJ Releases Jerome Powell Deepfake Nudes
WASHINGTON—Asserting that the images were “100% authentic,” the Justice Department released Monday what appeared to be deepfake nudes of Federal Reserve chair Jerome Powell. “The American people deser...
theonion.com
January 13, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Before reading on, I saw the first half of the quote from Bondi and didn't question it. I was curious why she would call him a slut, but didn't question that someone from this admin. would do so.
$10 says he renames it Trumpland if he takes it over.
January 13, 2026 at 9:09 PM
$10 says he renames it Trumpland if he takes it over.
took up chipotle on the double protein offer today. top half of my burrito was 100% barbacoa, the bottom half is 100% rice. FFS, you make burritos for a living, WRAP THEM CORRECTLY.
January 13, 2026 at 8:14 PM
took up chipotle on the double protein offer today. top half of my burrito was 100% barbacoa, the bottom half is 100% rice. FFS, you make burritos for a living, WRAP THEM CORRECTLY.
So with 2000+ slaughtered by Iran, the U.S. is going to do or say something, right? Like didn't Trump promise to stand with the protesters? Or was it just bullshit like everything else he says?
January 13, 2026 at 6:37 PM
So with 2000+ slaughtered by Iran, the U.S. is going to do or say something, right? Like didn't Trump promise to stand with the protesters? Or was it just bullshit like everything else he says?
it's so fucking ugly, especially all the extra gold in the "hall of fame" there.
The White House has added a new sign above the Rose Garden reading “The Rose Garden.”
January 13, 2026 at 5:31 PM
it's so fucking ugly, especially all the extra gold in the "hall of fame" there.
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Don't be a Fucking pig then. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
By the way this press release you’d think the LASD deputy got attacked by a barista. Instead, it’s about someone allegedly drawing a pig on the deputy’s cup.
January 12, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Don't be a Fucking pig then. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
January 11, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Clearly the 3-hour window and just being too good to be true were the big tip-offs.
January 9, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Clearly the 3-hour window and just being too good to be true were the big tip-offs.
So if you get an e-mail from #Betterment about crypto, ignore it, even though it came from their servers. It's fake.
January 9, 2026 at 11:16 PM
So if you get an e-mail from #Betterment about crypto, ignore it, even though it came from their servers. It's fake.
The insane person in front of me at Taco Bell got 2 bean & cheese burritos without cheese. Meanwhile I had ordered my burrito in the app and paid $1 for extra cheese. I feel like I got the guy in front of me's burrito - felt like zero cheese. Sadness.
January 9, 2026 at 9:41 PM
The insane person in front of me at Taco Bell got 2 bean & cheese burritos without cheese. Meanwhile I had ordered my burrito in the app and paid $1 for extra cheese. I feel like I got the guy in front of me's burrito - felt like zero cheese. Sadness.