Blake (Strixtle)
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Blake (Strixtle)
@blakex.com
Formerly @blakex and @strixtle on the bird app.
Just got a call from a scammer trying to get my Google account. They sent an account recovery notification to my phone, but after they asked for the three digit code I had some choice words for them.
November 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
TIL there's no easy way to connect an HDMI port on the computer to a DP port on the monitor. It only goes the other way. I think I found an adapter though. Fucking $30 extra cost I didn't want to pay.
November 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
TIL Elon is the best at drinking piss and currently the reigning throat goat.
November 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
FUCK OFF. HEALTHY IS NOT THE POINT OF THANKSGIVING.
Thanksgiving is a celebration of abundance and an excuse to indulge. Here’s a roundup of the nutritional benefits of the key ingredients in a holiday spread — with recipes from New York Times Cooking for inspiration on how to prepare them.
How Healthy Is Thanksgiving?
We have some good news about your holiday spread.
nyti.ms
November 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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hot dog!!! a new season of very important people. RELISH IT 🌭
November 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
switched up my modules for my farming runs and got a huge boost in coins per hour. i was running GComp but moved back to Restorative Bonus to keep the goldbot in sync and I think that's the main difference.
#TheTower
November 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Plex will give you an RSS feed for your watchlist (presumably so you can import it into a program that will automatically download the movies you put on your watchlist and bring them into Plex), but sadly there's no way to have Letterboxd's watchlist sync wtih your Plex RSS feed which would be cool.
November 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
That Seoul Scorcher hot sauce from Flame Broiler is no joke.
November 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Needed an HDMI->Displayport cable, just 6'. Went to Microcenter, it rang up at $45!! Both me and the cashier looked at it and wondered what the hell was going on. Turns out it was an 8k cable, total overkill. The 4k version (what I needed) was just $20.
November 19, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Had to send a CHECK by MAIL with a SELF ADDRESSED STAMPED ENVELOPE to the County Clerk Recorder to get a copy of my deed. What is this? 1976?
November 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Cloudflare saw AWS getting all the headlines and said "Hold my beer."
November 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
was watching a shitty movie on a friend's amazon prime account and of course they have ads now and i just started to think about ads and the insanity that we have to be bombarded with them everywhere we go and in everything we do. the fact that there's always a company willing to pay is hell.
November 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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You mean the company that's currently being struck by its workers and the company that's currently being boycotted because of its terrible DEI policy rollbacks? Why not just call this the Chocolate Mint Racist Scab Frostie?
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.

The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.

🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Easy peasy win. #TheBazaar (lucky monster skill acquisition)
November 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Operation Change The Topic From Epstein
November 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I fucking hate windows updates so much. I'm working from home, step away for 30 minutes to get lunch and I get back and it's in the middle of restarting. Fuck any spreadsheets, maps, PDFs, and other windows I had open. FUCK YOU MICROSOFT.
November 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
weird to call institutional investors illegal immigrants.
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM
brb
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
brb, going to ireland
November 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
This chicken to bun ratio is waaaaay off.
November 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
but sure...he hanged himself
SCOOP: In text messages sent in 2017, Jeffrey Epstein appears to position himself as a middleman between president Donald Trump’s administration and Microsoft cofounder Bill Gates. He seemingly represents himself as passing on information directly from Trump to Gates through an intermediary.
Jeffrey Epstein Claimed Intimate Knowledge of Donald Trump’s Views in Texts With Bill Gates Adviser
In text messages from 2017, Jeffrey Epstein seemingly represented himself as positioned to pass information from the Trump White House to Bill Gates through an intermediary.
www.wired.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
oh sure, NOW the DOJ cares about racial gerrymandering....a likely story
November 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Is he doing this interview from the basement of a serial killer?
Here's John Fetterman complaining on CNN about how mean Bluesky is to him -- and how the far-left is way more "poisonous" than the far-right.
November 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
got a text that was basically along the lines of "want your $2000 tariff check? donate now to the GOP!"
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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All the Epstein emails are powerful elites saying shit like “Hello my friend the pedophile, i need your advice as a pedophile, what do you think about this other pedophile? Pedophilic Regards, your Friend ;)” and instead of swinging from a gibbet most of them are still writing op-eds against leftism
November 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM