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Blake Maroney
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Minneapolis
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Brawndo’s got what plants crave.
Burgum: "CO2 was never a pollutant. When we breathe, we emit CO2. Plants need CO2 to survive and grow. They thrive with more CO2. So the whole endangerment thing opens up an opportunity for the revival of clean, beautiful, American coal."
February 11, 2026 at 3:39 PM
So Pete was drunk this morning and wanted to try out the laser? That’s what it was?
February 11, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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if elon had a normal dick he absolutely would have posted it by now
February 11, 2026 at 1:56 AM
bernie sanders is going to outlive me
February 11, 2026 at 3:35 AM
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What the fuck are the owning class gonna do when all the working class is dead from starvation and suicide. Fucking what then.
February 10, 2026 at 7:20 PM
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California, Colorado, Illinois and Minnesota.
February 10, 2026 at 1:45 PM
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Whether it's Bad Bunny giving his Grammy to a child or Kid Rock singing "I like ’em underage, see, some say that’s statutory but I say it’s mandatory," both artists have reached out to your nation's young people.
February 10, 2026 at 1:50 PM
We can finally upload gifs
February 10, 2026 at 4:47 AM
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Scott Jensen, the Republican nominee for Minnesota governor four years ago, has dropped out of this year’s contest and will run for state auditor instead.
Jensen drops out of GOP race for Minnesota governor, will run for state auditor instead
Scott Jensen, the Republican nominee for Minnesota governor four years ago, has dropped out of this year’s contest and will run for state auditor instead.
www.mprnews.org
February 9, 2026 at 4:26 PM
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AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion
AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion
PALO ALTO, CA—Hailing the new product as a “game changer” in the development of large language models, Silicon Valley insiders confirmed Tuesday that an AI chatbot that only responds “huh” had been va...
theonion.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Biggest groan of the night

🧑‍🎨 @boldleonidas.bsky.social
February 9, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”

my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
February 9, 2026 at 5:46 AM
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super bowl ads are always annoying and bad but i think this is the first year they were legitimately Evil
February 9, 2026 at 2:17 PM
lol sure coinbase yes you nailed it
February 9, 2026 at 2:20 PM
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Liam couldn’t be at the Super Bowl because he‘s in hiding
"Liam and his family are sequestered during this time," Kristen Stuenkel, a spokeswoman for the Columbia Heights Public Schools district said in a statement about Liam Conejo Ramos. She said Superintendent Zena Stenvik has indication the child was not Liam www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...
The latest: ICE’s top prosecutor in MN retires; Homeland Security defends conditions at Whipple
DHS pushed back on Rep. Kelly Morrison’s characterization of poor conditions for detainees at the Fort Snelling federal building.
www.startribune.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Coworker lost $3000 on the game last night, on top of the $12,000+ (that we know about) from the rest of the season. Plus the $20,000 down last season. But yeah, let’s make gambling easier to access
February 9, 2026 at 2:13 PM
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As a Spanish speaker I will confirm that what they were singing about during the halftime show was how embarrassing that one thing you did once was, like you specifically
February 9, 2026 at 3:40 AM
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SEATTLE CULTURAL VICTORY. WOKE 1. CHUD 0.
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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lol stay mad
February 9, 2026 at 3:20 AM
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It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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"the show's about to begin, time to get into your costumes!"
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Uff Elizabeth Holmes will be so pissed when she gets access to a television #SuperbowlLX
February 9, 2026 at 3:19 AM
February 9, 2026 at 3:11 AM