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blakenator.bsky.social
Blake Maroney
@blakenator.bsky.social
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brenthor.bsky.social
Me: is it normal to be just, like, angry all the time? Or like hopeless?

My friends, who all look like absolute shit: yeah dude
December 17, 2024 at 1:39 AM
blakenator.bsky.social
I like to think I’d enjoy an ice hotel #Pluribus
November 14, 2025 at 6:35 AM
blakenator.bsky.social
#BBAU
November 14, 2025 at 6:12 AM
blakenator.bsky.social
colin living up to that initial intelligence ranking good lord #BBAU
November 14, 2025 at 5:37 AM
blakenator.bsky.social
production needs to add a few humidifiers to the house goddamn #BBAU
November 14, 2025 at 5:21 AM
blakenator.bsky.social
holly "i dont like to play the victim" ....
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... PPPFFfffttftttffFFTT #BBAU
November 14, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Reposted by Blake Maroney
krystalb.bsky.social
Bruce just told Coco that he brought as many shoes with him that don't lace up because he's never learned how to tie his shoes.

🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣
#BBAU
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
blakenator.bsky.social
hey, on the bright side, emily will now have to walk out to a large crowd of live boos #BBUK
November 14, 2025 at 4:36 AM
blakenator.bsky.social
marcus's worst bits were fuckin nothin, put him back in damnit! #BBUK #BBLL
November 14, 2025 at 3:35 AM
blakenator.bsky.social
"does that really mean you're the most liked, or just the least hated?" #BBUK #BBLL
November 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
blakenator.bsky.social
#BBUK #30Rock
November 14, 2025 at 2:56 AM
blakenator.bsky.social
a tory's worst nightmare; service work and human emotions #BBUK
November 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
blakenator.bsky.social
meanwhile ar jenny making the best of it #BBUK
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
blakenator.bsky.social
emily just doing a caricature of service workers because shes never actually worked a day in her life. god she sucks #BBUK
November 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
blakenator.bsky.social
#BBUK
November 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
blakenator.bsky.social
tate fucking hates emily and i cannot get enough of it #BBUK
November 14, 2025 at 1:57 AM
blakenator.bsky.social
emily is such a cunt omfg "i have to SERVE FOOD & DRINK?! to SIX PEOPLE???" #BBUK
November 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
blakenator.bsky.social
Elsa literally is a different person with Tate, like seems a functioning adult #BBUK
November 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
blakenator.bsky.social
"emily always seems to get it in the neck for anything" just like her buddy charlie aye, nice one richard 🥂 #BBUK
November 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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squery.bsky.social
"Any advice on how to reach the final of #bbuk? Like... being interesting, or thoughtful, or a humanitarian?"
"Nah mate:
An advert for a top which reads, "£6 was £12 Simply Be White"
November 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
blakenator.bsky.social
She knows me she really knows me
November 13, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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ceej.online
every single one of these emails could have been a text. they had texting in 2017 I think. people could have texted their pedophile friend to ask what time the pedophile/race science party started but no. they all have a deep and abiding love for SMTP
November 13, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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ceej.online
why are these guys sending so many fucking emails
November 13, 2025 at 4:43 AM
blakenator.bsky.social
The DR door is the Banijay logo #BBAU
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 AM
blakenator.bsky.social
“Honestly if I get evicted in the next eviction, see ya later”
Well yes Jane that’s how it works #BBAU
November 13, 2025 at 4:46 AM