Blake Mitchell
@blake.bsky.social
Description: Dog butler. Beard-free since 1963.
Fashion profile: Distressed Mod
Location: Austin, Texas
“Radicalized by common decency.”
Fashion profile: Distressed Mod
Location: Austin, Texas
“Radicalized by common decency.”
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“That sounds illegal”
December 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
“That sounds illegal”
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November 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Share a film you’re thankful for 🖤
November 28, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Share a film you’re thankful for 🖤
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Maybe American journalists should reflect on the courage of Iraqi journalist Muntadhar al-Zaidi.
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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And it's been clear for a long time that the elite media has been caring more about the gossip and would rather live in exciting times than times where people were boring but safe.
November 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
And it's been clear for a long time that the elite media has been caring more about the gossip and would rather live in exciting times than times where people were boring but safe.
Leaf blowers at 7:56 am Thanksgiving morning. 🤬
November 27, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Leaf blowers at 7:56 am Thanksgiving morning. 🤬
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The second lady doesn’t manage a 9,000-square-foot home alone. So why frame her missing ring as a byproduct of constant chores?
Usha Vance doesn’t do dishes — so why the wedding ring excuse?
The second lady's staff runs the kitchen at the VP's residence
www.salon.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
The second lady doesn’t manage a 9,000-square-foot home alone. So why frame her missing ring as a byproduct of constant chores?
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits
The three spirits
November 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits
The three spirits
Sha Na Na playing at Woodstock is weirder than Hendrix opening for The Monkees.
November 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Sha Na Na playing at Woodstock is weirder than Hendrix opening for The Monkees.
I’m gonna take a selfie like this in front of my neighbor’s house when it’s demolished next month.
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I’m gonna take a selfie like this in front of my neighbor’s house when it’s demolished next month.
I remember hearing Molly Ivins proclaim that she was never once told what she could or couldn’t write.
November 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I remember hearing Molly Ivins proclaim that she was never once told what she could or couldn’t write.
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A friend has alerted me to this pressing and very real international incident involving the very sane Candace Owens.
November 23, 2025 at 11:08 PM
A friend has alerted me to this pressing and very real international incident involving the very sane Candace Owens.
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Sex trafficking on Meta platforms was both difficult to report and widely tolerated. Instagram’s former head of safety testified that when she joined Meta in 2020 she was shocked to learn the company had a “17x” strike policy for accounts that engaged in the “trafficking of humans for sex.”
7 Allegations Against Meta in Newly Unsealed Filings
Court filings allege Meta tolerated sex trafficking, hid harms to teens, and prioritized growth over user safety for years.
time.com
November 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Sex trafficking on Meta platforms was both difficult to report and widely tolerated. Instagram’s former head of safety testified that when she joined Meta in 2020 she was shocked to learn the company had a “17x” strike policy for accounts that engaged in the “trafficking of humans for sex.”
Does FedEx ever deliver anything before 2:30 in the afternoon?
November 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Does FedEx ever deliver anything before 2:30 in the afternoon?
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When I attended UT as an undergraduate and lived in West Campus, the “resort living“ that I experienced could only be considered the “last resort.“
November 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
When I attended UT as an undergraduate and lived in West Campus, the “resort living“ that I experienced could only be considered the “last resort.“
I told my wife last night that the reason I like The Morning Show is because I think it’s accurate.
November 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I told my wife last night that the reason I like The Morning Show is because I think it’s accurate.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
“Convicted? …. No.”
“It’s you versus this volcano, Joe.”
November 17, 2025 at 1:08 AM
“Convicted? …. No.”
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The only thing cheaper under Trump is human life.
November 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The only thing cheaper under Trump is human life.