Blake Mitchell
@blake.bsky.social
Description: Dog butler. Beard-free since 1963.
Fashion profile: Distressed Mod
Location: Austin, Texas
“Radicalized by common decency.”
Fashion profile: Distressed Mod
Location: Austin, Texas
“Radicalized by common decency.”
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November 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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I ordered the new Let It Be 4 LP set and the records got lost during shipment, but this shirt arrived. True to their word until the end and beyond!
November 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I ordered the new Let It Be 4 LP set and the records got lost during shipment, but this shirt arrived. True to their word until the end and beyond!
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits
The three spirits
November 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits
The three spirits
Sha Na Na playing at Woodstock is weirder than Hendrix opening for The Monkees.
November 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Sha Na Na playing at Woodstock is weirder than Hendrix opening for The Monkees.
I’m gonna take a selfie like this in front of my neighbor’s house when it’s demolished next month.
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I’m gonna take a selfie like this in front of my neighbor’s house when it’s demolished next month.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
As a little kid, I was all like "I'M A CITY MOUSE, DAMMIT!"
November 16, 2025 at 5:03 AM
As a little kid, I was all like "I'M A CITY MOUSE, DAMMIT!"
I’m a pretty big sports fan, but I really don’t care for HS football.
November 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I’m a pretty big sports fan, but I really don’t care for HS football.
Austin voters in favor of Prop Q:
November 5, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Austin voters in favor of Prop Q:
John Tower and I in the summer of 1983 when I was a student intern. FYI, I’m 5’11”-ish.
November 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
John Tower and I in the summer of 1983 when I was a student intern. FYI, I’m 5’11”-ish.
18, and I've lived in 4 of them.
October 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
18, and I've lived in 4 of them.
Why does somebody always have to ruin everything?
October 23, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Why does somebody always have to ruin everything?
