Stone Cold 𓅃
@bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social
Dan, he/him.
Bristol, England
Bristol, England
Back on my Stardew Valley shit, cosy maxxing
November 22, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Back on my Stardew Valley shit, cosy maxxing
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elon installs a new feature that publicly displays the country where your app was installed and operates from
people find out the most racist pro-US accounts are based in israel, india, bangladesh, etc
US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TWITTER BASED IN ISRAEL
elon pauses location feature
people find out the most racist pro-US accounts are based in israel, india, bangladesh, etc
US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TWITTER BASED IN ISRAEL
elon pauses location feature
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
elon installs a new feature that publicly displays the country where your app was installed and operates from
people find out the most racist pro-US accounts are based in israel, india, bangladesh, etc
US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TWITTER BASED IN ISRAEL
elon pauses location feature
people find out the most racist pro-US accounts are based in israel, india, bangladesh, etc
US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TWITTER BASED IN ISRAEL
elon pauses location feature
Down a Wikipedia rabbithole and this drawing of Yakub by Dwight York is sending me. Of course this guy invented the nefarious whitey with his giant ass evil scientist head.
November 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Down a Wikipedia rabbithole and this drawing of Yakub by Dwight York is sending me. Of course this guy invented the nefarious whitey with his giant ass evil scientist head.
The bit in this where Rick absolutely belts out the ad-lib “if a ten ton truck FUUUCKS the both us…” plays in my brain quite often
youtu.be/wQ0rEnp8kmw?...
youtu.be/wQ0rEnp8kmw?...
Rick Astley with Blossoms - There Is A Light That Never Goes Out (Glastonbury 2023)
YouTube video by BBC Music
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
The bit in this where Rick absolutely belts out the ad-lib “if a ten ton truck FUUUCKS the both us…” plays in my brain quite often
youtu.be/wQ0rEnp8kmw?...
youtu.be/wQ0rEnp8kmw?...
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Morrissey, somehow managing to be a more ridiculous version of Stewart Lee’s ‘These days if you say you’re English’ parody
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Morrissey, somehow managing to be a more ridiculous version of Stewart Lee’s ‘These days if you say you’re English’ parody
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I know it's asking a lot for journalists to be educated about what fascism is on an ideological and philosophical level, but this kind of thing is *unambiguously* fascism.
Reform are so dangerous and this headline doesn’t do it justice. I also think a piece like this should start with the politician‘s core views just to emphasise the urgency.
November 22, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I know it's asking a lot for journalists to be educated about what fascism is on an ideological and philosophical level, but this kind of thing is *unambiguously* fascism.
Your bills are up, your rents doubled, there’s shit in the rivers and the sea, your local community centre has closed down and the only shops left open are bookies and poundlands - but the government’s number one priority is assigning a genital inspector to every public toilet.
November 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Your bills are up, your rents doubled, there’s shit in the rivers and the sea, your local community centre has closed down and the only shops left open are bookies and poundlands - but the government’s number one priority is assigning a genital inspector to every public toilet.
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me watching the uk try to figure out how to ban trans people from bathrooms without inconveniencing any cis people
November 22, 2025 at 11:44 AM
me watching the uk try to figure out how to ban trans people from bathrooms without inconveniencing any cis people
Why is life so shit and yet so expensive? Seems a bit unfair, like pick one, world.
November 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Why is life so shit and yet so expensive? Seems a bit unfair, like pick one, world.
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TROUT SPUNK
TROUT SPUNK
GET THAT TROUT SPUNK
INJECTED IN YOUR FACE SO YOUR SKIN LOOKS FRESH AND PLUMP 🎵
TROUT SPUNK
GET THAT TROUT SPUNK
INJECTED IN YOUR FACE SO YOUR SKIN LOOKS FRESH AND PLUMP 🎵
November 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
TROUT SPUNK
TROUT SPUNK
GET THAT TROUT SPUNK
INJECTED IN YOUR FACE SO YOUR SKIN LOOKS FRESH AND PLUMP 🎵
TROUT SPUNK
GET THAT TROUT SPUNK
INJECTED IN YOUR FACE SO YOUR SKIN LOOKS FRESH AND PLUMP 🎵
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Cis people, how many times have you been asked to describe how you masturbate, and what you think about when you do, to access healthcare on the NHS?
November 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Cis people, how many times have you been asked to describe how you masturbate, and what you think about when you do, to access healthcare on the NHS?
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Conservatism is about begging you to think of poor private school kids, while decrying a fairly meagre state school breakfast club program as unacceptable waste, communism, abdication of parental responsibility, etc.
My mother saved for years to go to Corfu she didn't get charitable status for it.
November 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Conservatism is about begging you to think of poor private school kids, while decrying a fairly meagre state school breakfast club program as unacceptable waste, communism, abdication of parental responsibility, etc.
Remember when the government made squirting porn illegal
November 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Remember when the government made squirting porn illegal
It’s fuckin cold
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
It’s fuckin cold
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Cyclist turns down trans exclusionary honour for woman cyclists (and you can feel the BBC’s teeth grinding about it).
"If they don't want to ride with all women, then it's not the kind of ride I want to be part of".
"If they don't want to ride with all women, then it's not the kind of ride I want to be part of".
Woman refuses Cycling UK award over trans women being left out
Claire Sharpe says she disagrees with Cycling UK only naming biological women in their top 100 list.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 19, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Cyclist turns down trans exclusionary honour for woman cyclists (and you can feel the BBC’s teeth grinding about it).
"If they don't want to ride with all women, then it's not the kind of ride I want to be part of".
"If they don't want to ride with all women, then it's not the kind of ride I want to be part of".
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Sharing the video of this because it’s such a ghoulish thing to say that I’m honestly in disbelief that I even heard her properly
November 19, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Sharing the video of this because it’s such a ghoulish thing to say that I’m honestly in disbelief that I even heard her properly
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Worth remembering that the first use of DNA profiling to convict a murderer (Colin Pitchfork) also happened to be the first time DNA profiling exonerated somebody falsely accused of a murder - namely a learning disabled 17 year old from whom the police had also "obtained" a full confession.
Peter Sullivan tells BBC: 'I was bullied into false murder confession'
In his first interview since release, Peter Sullivan says he wants an apology from the police after wrongful conviction of the 1986 murder of Diane Sindall.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 19, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Worth remembering that the first use of DNA profiling to convict a murderer (Colin Pitchfork) also happened to be the first time DNA profiling exonerated somebody falsely accused of a murder - namely a learning disabled 17 year old from whom the police had also "obtained" a full confession.
Dystopia update: apparently you can bet on how the Russo-Ukrainian war is going on Polymarket
November 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Dystopia update: apparently you can bet on how the Russo-Ukrainian war is going on Polymarket
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You’d never see this level of propaganda from *my* country’s state broadcaster 😏
November 19, 2025 at 10:22 AM
You’d never see this level of propaganda from *my* country’s state broadcaster 😏
The importance of a cloudflared base
November 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The importance of a cloudflared base
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
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This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 AM
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
It’s my first day working as an intern at Cloudflare and I just tripped over a big important looking wire, I hope nobody noticed…
November 18, 2025 at 3:10 PM
It’s my first day working as an intern at Cloudflare and I just tripped over a big important looking wire, I hope nobody noticed…
Just got a rightmove email with both my old flat and another flat from another block I used to live in just up for rent and the prices on both are roughly 50% up on what I was paying 4-5 years ago. Anyone’s wages gone up 50% the past five years?
November 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Just got a rightmove email with both my old flat and another flat from another block I used to live in just up for rent and the prices on both are roughly 50% up on what I was paying 4-5 years ago. Anyone’s wages gone up 50% the past five years?
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Old man yells at Cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Old man yells at Cloudflare