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Biscuit
@biscuitmomma.bsky.social
Strange bird who is way too into games, community, and tournament organization.
Professional cat-herder.
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Left hanging
October 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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September 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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September 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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THEY'RE CALLED MECHA, COOP. REAL WACKADOO STUFF THE BOYS BACK AT LANGLEY HAVE BEEN COOKING UP. ENORMOUS ROBOT BODIES THAT'LL WIN THE NEXT TEN WARS. BUT HERES THE KICKER: THEY CAN ONLY BE DRIVEN BY MALNOURISHED TEENAGE LESBIANS. TRANSGENDERS TOO IF THEY'RE MALNOURISHED ENOUGH.
September 7, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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August 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS, WHEEL SMASHING LORD - ARIHORR, THE DEAD PILED UPON THE DEAD killsixbilliondemons.com
August 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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For the last 24 hours Twitter has been full of people mocking the everloving shit out of this “fantasy author” for trying to dunk on one of Hideo Kojima’s best creations: FAT MAN. If you’re wondering why everyone is making Orc City jokes, this is why:
July 5, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Good morning! If you can believe it, its a Friday, once again here in Orc City. A cloudy morning, we're a knuckle deep in blood and ash! With the Orc Wars over I was thinking about driving all the way out to the coast, to meet the elvish king! 68 fahrenheit, that's 20 celsius, have a great day!
July 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Ugh I got a ticket while I was driving in orc city, now I gotta drive back there to argue my way out of trial by combat. I hate dealing with orc judges, man.
July 5, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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June 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Mech pilots 🧑‍✈️
May 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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You can get all Lancer stuff in a bundle at 30% off: itch.io/s/155582/mas...
Massif Press Lancer Collection by Massif Press
A bundle by Massif Press, $112.69 for 9 games
itch.io
June 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Cause of death: Pedro Pascal for Vanity Fair
June 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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Target down 🎯
June 24, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Last night 300000 of my followers tragically perished. While im saddened by the news, I never met most of them and do not really give a shit
June 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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June 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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aura farming? weak shit. i exude forces beyond your imagination
June 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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June 12, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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This is actually the best way to explain ally and enemy color pairs in mtg

Allies: bros happy to give a handy to a pal

Enemies: bros competing over who gets to give the handjob to their shared ally
Going for the gay Magic: the Gathering crowd I see. Rad
June 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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WIPE OUT THE STAIN
June 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty.

My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
June 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Stickers are here ☺️☺️☺️
June 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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those researchers will never get their dirty hands on my precious sludge
June 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Spelljammer commission
June 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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✹ WRATH MONTH NOW
June 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM