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Bf is sad he's listening to Lana in the shower
February 19, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Bf is sad he's listening to Lana in the shower
AKOTSK crossover episode with the Pitt. "He needs 4ccs of boiled wine, stat"
February 17, 2026 at 4:32 PM
AKOTSK crossover episode with the Pitt. "He needs 4ccs of boiled wine, stat"
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Why is almost every robust healthy boy with a robust healthy soul in him, at some time or other crazy to go to sea?
February 13, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Why is almost every robust healthy boy with a robust healthy soul in him, at some time or other crazy to go to sea?
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Bob Ross (October 29, 1942 – July 4, 1995) was an American painter and art instructor who created and hosted The Joy of Painting, an instructional television program that aired from 1983 to 1994 on PBS in the United States and CBC in Canada.
February 10, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Bob Ross (October 29, 1942 – July 4, 1995) was an American painter and art instructor who created and hosted The Joy of Painting, an instructional television program that aired from 1983 to 1994 on PBS in the United States and CBC in Canada.
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3 Star Cunts, by Judy Chicago
American, born 1939
1969
More info: https://www.artic.edu/artworks/241656
American, born 1939
1969
More info: https://www.artic.edu/artworks/241656
February 7, 2026 at 9:39 PM
3 Star Cunts, by Judy Chicago
American, born 1939
1969
More info: https://www.artic.edu/artworks/241656
American, born 1939
1969
More info: https://www.artic.edu/artworks/241656
You're all afraid of the truth
Football helmets have face and mouth guards to keep the players from kissing
February 5, 2026 at 3:57 PM
You're all afraid of the truth
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“The ship! The hearse!—the second hearse!” cried Ahab from the boat; “its wood could only be American!”
February 5, 2026 at 3:47 PM
“The ship! The hearse!—the second hearse!” cried Ahab from the boat; “its wood could only be American!”
If I were a DJ I'd be DJ circumslide
February 1, 2026 at 7:50 AM
If I were a DJ I'd be DJ circumslide
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AMC Unveils ‘The Moment’ Commemorative Poppers Bucket
January 30, 2026 at 9:30 PM
AMC Unveils ‘The Moment’ Commemorative Poppers Bucket
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the soul is glued inside of its fleshy tabernacle, and cannot freely move about in it, nor even move out of it, without running great risk of perishing
January 28, 2026 at 7:47 PM
the soul is glued inside of its fleshy tabernacle, and cannot freely move about in it, nor even move out of it, without running great risk of perishing
I want to do the general strike on Friday, but the only people I see advocating it on my feeds are unemployed
January 28, 2026 at 1:54 PM
I want to do the general strike on Friday, but the only people I see advocating it on my feeds are unemployed
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Mae West's Face which May be Used as a Surrealist Apartment, by Salvador Dalí
Spanish, 1904-1989
1934–35
More info: https://www.artic.edu/artworks/65819
Spanish, 1904-1989
1934–35
More info: https://www.artic.edu/artworks/65819
January 27, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Mae West's Face which May be Used as a Surrealist Apartment, by Salvador Dalí
Spanish, 1904-1989
1934–35
More info: https://www.artic.edu/artworks/65819
Spanish, 1904-1989
1934–35
More info: https://www.artic.edu/artworks/65819
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the tallest boys stand in awe of you
January 27, 2026 at 5:47 PM
the tallest boys stand in awe of you
Ankle monitor? I barely even know 'er
January 18, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Ankle monitor? I barely even know 'er
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How much more in your face can it be?
"Why are you asking me for my paperwork?"
"Because of your accent."
"You have an accent too."
"Where were you born sir?"
"Where were you born at?"
"Put your hands behind your back."
"Why are you asking me for my paperwork?"
"Because of your accent."
"You have an accent too."
"Where were you born sir?"
"Where were you born at?"
"Put your hands behind your back."
January 17, 2026 at 9:16 PM
How much more in your face can it be?
"Why are you asking me for my paperwork?"
"Because of your accent."
"You have an accent too."
"Where were you born sir?"
"Where were you born at?"
"Put your hands behind your back."
"Why are you asking me for my paperwork?"
"Because of your accent."
"You have an accent too."
"Where were you born sir?"
"Where were you born at?"
"Put your hands behind your back."
I love those popcorn kernels that are like barely popped so they're crunchy and still have substance. Like only having a single crack and one tiny white puff. We need a snack mix that's just that
January 5, 2026 at 4:29 AM
I love those popcorn kernels that are like barely popped so they're crunchy and still have substance. Like only having a single crack and one tiny white puff. We need a snack mix that's just that
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tomorrow's not real it can't hurt us
January 5, 2026 at 2:53 AM
tomorrow's not real it can't hurt us
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Experts Point To Long, Glorious History Of Successful U.S. Bombing Campaigns https://theonion.com/experts-point-to-long-glorious-history-of-successful-u-1819575498/
Experts Point To Long, Glorious History Of Successful U.S. Bombing Campaigns
WASHINGTON—In light of increased pressure on President Obama to order a military strike on Syria, leading historians and military experts on Tuesday simply pointed to the United States’ longstanding a...
theonion.com
January 3, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Experts Point To Long, Glorious History Of Successful U.S. Bombing Campaigns https://theonion.com/experts-point-to-long-glorious-history-of-successful-u-1819575498/
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Hakeem Jeffries takes a bold stand for Trump asking first next time so Dems can exercise their rubber stamp. This is the kind of statement official Russian “opposition” parties run by Putin make.
January 3, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Hakeem Jeffries takes a bold stand for Trump asking first next time so Dems can exercise their rubber stamp. This is the kind of statement official Russian “opposition” parties run by Putin make.
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"2026" is a pretty futuristic-sounding year. 2027 is not. I can't explain this. The next big one is 2031. 2049 is gonna be huge.
January 2, 2026 at 5:45 PM
"2026" is a pretty futuristic-sounding year. 2027 is not. I can't explain this. The next big one is 2031. 2049 is gonna be huge.
Pasting in an IUD its like CTRL + V gurl
January 1, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Pasting in an IUD its like CTRL + V gurl
Football helmets have face and mouth guards to keep the players from kissing
December 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Football helmets have face and mouth guards to keep the players from kissing
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Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic https://theonion.com/oprah-pursues-dr-phil-on-ship-through-arctic/
December 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic https://theonion.com/oprah-pursues-dr-phil-on-ship-through-arctic/
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A squirrel eating snow and sticking out its tongue. Slow-motion video.
December 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
A squirrel eating snow and sticking out its tongue. Slow-motion video.
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Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.