BipolarMario
@bipolarmario.bsky.social
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apparently i made this awful meme five years ago
October 20, 2023 at 9:01 PM
apparently i made this awful meme five years ago
I cannot say how crushingly real this is
October 22, 2023 at 1:14 AM
I cannot say how crushingly real this is
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Nyahaha…Caracaloween is BACK!
$30 for Indi to turn you into a caracal.
*Some risks apply...one of the potions came out strange. You’ll still be a caracal with a twist!
#furry #furryart #furrycommission #bipocfurs #fursofcolor
$30 for Indi to turn you into a caracal.
*Some risks apply...one of the potions came out strange. You’ll still be a caracal with a twist!
#furry #furryart #furrycommission #bipocfurs #fursofcolor
October 17, 2023 at 2:35 PM
Nyahaha…Caracaloween is BACK!
$30 for Indi to turn you into a caracal.
*Some risks apply...one of the potions came out strange. You’ll still be a caracal with a twist!
#furry #furryart #furrycommission #bipocfurs #fursofcolor
$30 for Indi to turn you into a caracal.
*Some risks apply...one of the potions came out strange. You’ll still be a caracal with a twist!
#furry #furryart #furrycommission #bipocfurs #fursofcolor
Wife: "Can you help me carry up the groceries"
me: "No I failed the Strength check. Sorry."
Wife: "Pause. The. Game."
me: *glares* "Roll for initiative"
Wife, looking me dead in the eye: "Twenty."
Me: *gets bags*
me: "No I failed the Strength check. Sorry."
Wife: "Pause. The. Game."
me: *glares* "Roll for initiative"
Wife, looking me dead in the eye: "Twenty."
Me: *gets bags*
October 10, 2023 at 4:52 AM
Wife: "Can you help me carry up the groceries"
me: "No I failed the Strength check. Sorry."
Wife: "Pause. The. Game."
me: *glares* "Roll for initiative"
Wife, looking me dead in the eye: "Twenty."
Me: *gets bags*
me: "No I failed the Strength check. Sorry."
Wife: "Pause. The. Game."
me: *glares* "Roll for initiative"
Wife, looking me dead in the eye: "Twenty."
Me: *gets bags*
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an old one I still really like today for #repostober. I love you shin godzilla, you wet baby.
October 2, 2023 at 7:50 PM
an old one I still really like today for #repostober. I love you shin godzilla, you wet baby.
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There aren’t any aliens in outer space. They would probably be on a planet and/or moon
October 2, 2023 at 10:15 PM
There aren’t any aliens in outer space. They would probably be on a planet and/or moon
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just left my 70 year old father the most baked voice mail ever i was all "hope ur havin fun right now" knowing full well he's probably just getting the lawn mower ready to put away or some shit
October 2, 2023 at 10:13 PM
just left my 70 year old father the most baked voice mail ever i was all "hope ur havin fun right now" knowing full well he's probably just getting the lawn mower ready to put away or some shit
Day 1 of unemployment: “shit what do I do with all this free time?”
Day 2 of unemployment: “Shadowheart if you fail the Athletics check one more time I swear to the GOD I will lose my SHIT”
😶🌫️
Day 2 of unemployment: “Shadowheart if you fail the Athletics check one more time I swear to the GOD I will lose my SHIT”
😶🌫️
October 2, 2023 at 10:28 PM
Day 1 of unemployment: “shit what do I do with all this free time?”
Day 2 of unemployment: “Shadowheart if you fail the Athletics check one more time I swear to the GOD I will lose my SHIT”
😶🌫️
Day 2 of unemployment: “Shadowheart if you fail the Athletics check one more time I swear to the GOD I will lose my SHIT”
😶🌫️
It’s fucking spooky scary season ya’ll. Anyone else dressing up like an unemployed man in his mid 30’s?
No?
Just me? 🙃
No?
Just me? 🙃
October 1, 2023 at 6:32 AM
It’s fucking spooky scary season ya’ll. Anyone else dressing up like an unemployed man in his mid 30’s?
No?
Just me? 🙃
No?
Just me? 🙃
Let me get this straight. I get laid off, and this guy is the one with billions? Also I would love to see the video of his marshmallow body trying to fire a rifle like that. What a joke.
September 29, 2023 at 11:38 PM
Let me get this straight. I get laid off, and this guy is the one with billions? Also I would love to see the video of his marshmallow body trying to fire a rifle like that. What a joke.
Ok. Weird day. Company did a round of layoffs and for the first time in my life, I was included!
I know I’m supposed to feel upset or stressed….but I don’t. That place was terrible and the level of peace I have from never going back there is amazing.
Oh and I guess the severance helps LOL
I know I’m supposed to feel upset or stressed….but I don’t. That place was terrible and the level of peace I have from never going back there is amazing.
Oh and I guess the severance helps LOL
September 29, 2023 at 11:33 PM
Ok. Weird day. Company did a round of layoffs and for the first time in my life, I was included!
I know I’m supposed to feel upset or stressed….but I don’t. That place was terrible and the level of peace I have from never going back there is amazing.
Oh and I guess the severance helps LOL
I know I’m supposed to feel upset or stressed….but I don’t. That place was terrible and the level of peace I have from never going back there is amazing.
Oh and I guess the severance helps LOL
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mike pence just said that as president he will solve mass shootings by passing a federal expedited death penalty for mass shooters.
i feel like my brain is melting out of my ass.
i feel like my brain is melting out of my ass.
September 28, 2023 at 1:50 AM
mike pence just said that as president he will solve mass shootings by passing a federal expedited death penalty for mass shooters.
i feel like my brain is melting out of my ass.
i feel like my brain is melting out of my ass.
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Secretary Pete Buttigieg: “What I can tell you is that climate change is real. We got to do something about it.”
Republican Congressmember: “This one is called autumn.”
Buttigieg: “I'm sorry, I didn't make out what you said…”
GOP Congressman: “This climate change right now is called autumn.”
🤯
Republican Congressmember: “This one is called autumn.”
Buttigieg: “I'm sorry, I didn't make out what you said…”
GOP Congressman: “This climate change right now is called autumn.”
🤯
September 23, 2023 at 7:01 PM
Secretary Pete Buttigieg: “What I can tell you is that climate change is real. We got to do something about it.”
Republican Congressmember: “This one is called autumn.”
Buttigieg: “I'm sorry, I didn't make out what you said…”
GOP Congressman: “This climate change right now is called autumn.”
🤯
Republican Congressmember: “This one is called autumn.”
Buttigieg: “I'm sorry, I didn't make out what you said…”
GOP Congressman: “This climate change right now is called autumn.”
🤯
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pros & cons of worldwide trans acceptance:
pros:
-a less restrictive society
-lives would be saved
-the billboard pop charts would look insaaane
cons:
-pronouns on drivers license
-having to remember how many L’s & T’s are in the names of every single Elliott/Elliot/Eliot/Eliott you’ll meet
pros:
-a less restrictive society
-lives would be saved
-the billboard pop charts would look insaaane
cons:
-pronouns on drivers license
-having to remember how many L’s & T’s are in the names of every single Elliott/Elliot/Eliot/Eliott you’ll meet
September 22, 2023 at 12:31 AM
pros & cons of worldwide trans acceptance:
pros:
-a less restrictive society
-lives would be saved
-the billboard pop charts would look insaaane
cons:
-pronouns on drivers license
-having to remember how many L’s & T’s are in the names of every single Elliott/Elliot/Eliot/Eliott you’ll meet
pros:
-a less restrictive society
-lives would be saved
-the billboard pop charts would look insaaane
cons:
-pronouns on drivers license
-having to remember how many L’s & T’s are in the names of every single Elliott/Elliot/Eliot/Eliott you’ll meet
This. Hit. Hard.
September 22, 2023 at 5:41 AM
This. Hit. Hard.
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Raising awareness for the bone tithe
welcome to bluesky! every week we do a fun little thing called the bone tithe. its a fun and mandatory way of bringing the community together by constructing a bone monster out of parts of everyones skeletons
September 19, 2023 at 4:56 AM
Raising awareness for the bone tithe
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continuing to use twitter at this point kinda feels like the last month or so of active alcoholism before getting sober
September 7, 2023 at 9:31 PM
continuing to use twitter at this point kinda feels like the last month or so of active alcoholism before getting sober
The satisfaction I feel from these fucknuts getting sent to jail is overwhelming
September 5, 2023 at 10:21 PM
The satisfaction I feel from these fucknuts getting sent to jail is overwhelming