Big P
@bigp.bsky.social
Labradors, history, beer, sport. Manc who tolerates Southerners (Married to one 😊)
Good auld Facebook reminding me that in 2010 the cunt whose flat I bought in 2002 managed to somehow get a loan and secure it on my flat. Just a poultry 285000 Euros. More than the flat was worth. A lot of “fun” sorting that one out. Also, how the fuck did he manage that one ?
January 14, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Good auld Facebook reminding me that in 2010 the cunt whose flat I bought in 2002 managed to somehow get a loan and secure it on my flat. Just a poultry 285000 Euros. More than the flat was worth. A lot of “fun” sorting that one out. Also, how the fuck did he manage that one ?
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Oh I love a cup upset, don’t you ? Not right at this moment no
January 10, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Oh I love a cup upset, don’t you ? Not right at this moment no
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This is the first time in history that the holder of the FIFA Peace prize has captured the leader of a sovereign nation.
January 3, 2026 at 10:27 AM
This is the first time in history that the holder of the FIFA Peace prize has captured the leader of a sovereign nation.
open.spotify.com/track/2GuPGJ... one last tune before bed
Shoot The Singer (1 Sick Verse)
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January 1, 2026 at 2:55 AM
open.spotify.com/track/2GuPGJ... one last tune before bed
Ian Botham was on his first charity walk. I had saved up a months pocket money of £2 to give to him. I was told by him to “Get out of the way” as I tried to put money in the bucket. 10 year old me was distraught. I have had the last laugh as I haven’t exposed my chap on a social media platform
Please quote this with your major interactions with massive celebrities. eg “I was married to the pope for fifteen years”
December 31, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Ian Botham was on his first charity walk. I had saved up a months pocket money of £2 to give to him. I was told by him to “Get out of the way” as I tried to put money in the bucket. 10 year old me was distraught. I have had the last laugh as I haven’t exposed my chap on a social media platform
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Bird Hunted To Near Extinction Due To Infuriating 'Fuck You' Call
December 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Bird Hunted To Near Extinction Due To Infuriating 'Fuck You' Call
Mad Friday today….as someone who went to Uni not far from Swansea in the 90s, I can only imagine what it’ll be like tonight. Swansea v Wrexham evening kick off. Oh I think it just “might” get interesting
December 19, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Mad Friday today….as someone who went to Uni not far from Swansea in the 90s, I can only imagine what it’ll be like tonight. Swansea v Wrexham evening kick off. Oh I think it just “might” get interesting
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Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me
December 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me
Garage clear out to get to the Christmas Decorations and found a load of cards. Found the last one from both parents 🥹
November 28, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Garage clear out to get to the Christmas Decorations and found a load of cards. Found the last one from both parents 🥹
Black Friday done right…Manchester Whisky Festival tonight with a couple of mates which could end up interesting once we hit the fresh air later
November 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Black Friday done right…Manchester Whisky Festival tonight with a couple of mates which could end up interesting once we hit the fresh air later
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Friday nights, Rick n roll !
November 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Friday nights, Rick n roll !
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The Shining (1980, Stanley Kubrick)
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a door with a cartoon character on it .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a door with a cartoon character on it .
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November 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The Shining (1980, Stanley Kubrick)
What a fella 😍
a man in a brown suit and glasses is sitting in a chair and smiling .
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November 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
What a fella 😍
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Cnut. That's who you find if you look back 1,000 years. King Cnut.
Trump: "After last night's results the decision facing all Americans could not be more clear. We have a choice between communist and common sense. Does that make sense to you? Common sense. It's common sense or communism. Look back 1,000 years. It hasn't worked."
November 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Cnut. That's who you find if you look back 1,000 years. King Cnut.
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On this day 1605: Guy Fawkes attempts to blow up King James I and the Houses of Parliament.
November 5, 2025 at 8:24 AM
On this day 1605: Guy Fawkes attempts to blow up King James I and the Houses of Parliament.
Shame we missed you fella, would have been a really good chat. Dog (Not vicious in the slightest) has already disapproved of a Tory councillor who wasn’t a dog lover. Did apologise and he was fine but it was funny.
November 5, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Shame we missed you fella, would have been a really good chat. Dog (Not vicious in the slightest) has already disapproved of a Tory councillor who wasn’t a dog lover. Did apologise and he was fine but it was funny.
Tell that to Sir Geoffrey Boycott. You win nowt by slogging
PLAYING IT SAFE CAN CAUSE A LOT OF DAMAGE IN THE LONG RUN
November 5, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Tell that to Sir Geoffrey Boycott. You win nowt by slogging
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
October 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
